Home Security System--CHEAP!
Saturday, 6. January 2007, 21:23:01
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 workboots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
14-16 workboots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
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By FXM256, # 6. January 2007, 21:36:29
By cakkleberrylane, # 7. January 2007, 01:30:10
I realize this sounds hickish, but I giggle when I relive the times I used to sit with my pellet rifle pointed out of the window...(next to the front entrance)..to take care of the pesky squirrels who would nest in our house...literally!
But thinking about me sitting there, poised with the tip of the rifle just pointing out of the window would make a great welcome gesture, wouldn't it?
Thanks Lois & Marcus!
By DuckyChickenLady, # 7. January 2007, 12:50:33
what a great post!
By wickedlizard, # 7. January 2007, 15:57:55
By DuckyChickenLady, # 7. January 2007, 20:12:07
... and you think, this would work? Who knows, who knows...
Also your squirrel story sounds funny. And they don't come back since 3 years? Are you sure?
By ALLY_G, # 8. January 2007, 10:56:50
I really don't think they are that smart...
By DuckyChickenLady, # 8. January 2007, 17:04:57