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One of my favorite poems.

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I am the page that was never read,
I am the dog that never had it's day,
I am vote that never got it's say,
I am a feeling no one ever knows.

I was the code you never understood,
I was a cut that never got to heal,
I was the song that was never ever sung,
I was a string that never got a strum.

I will be the end of every single line,
I will be a smile that lightend some ones day,
I will be the tear in some child eye,
I will be the friend forever at your side.

I am, was and will be, me.

The neat part:

Mortal coil? What the fuck is that? Most people have existential dread to worry about, because they've only got a few short decades to live before they take that final dirt nap. But you're immortal, just like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. No pain, no sickness, no aging can harm you. You have all of eternity to do whatever the fuck you want to do, so take your time.

The shit hits the logic fan:

kay, after the first, say, few hundred years, everything's still fine and well. You've seen a few generations of people live and die, and had this happen to your family. Oh well, they were likely douches you could live without anyway at some points. Companionship is companionship, or so you think.

Not so fast: You know how when you were younger (by human terms, a child), an hour seemed like forever to you? As people grow, their brain starts to perceive time differently. An hour feels like less time. Now extend that logic to a year, or a decade, or a century. This means that eventually, you will be completely unable to form relationships with human beings because their lives and deaths will flash past you like a tape on fast-forward.

Let's keep going into the future, since you're a sociopathic recluse and think you're still okay with this whole immortality thing. There are so many things that could go wrong with the planet, an asteroid strike, nuclear war, the LHC, but let's assume the planet somehow makes it through all that without being reduced to dust.

Five billion years from now or so, the Sun expands into a red giant. You survive the first roasting, but nothing else does. The Sun eventually rips planet Earth into rubble with gravity. So now there you are floating in outer space, drifting along, or getting a bitching tan at the heart of the Sun so you can pick up some killer alien chicks in the Andromeda galaxy if you ever get there (you won't).

Either way, a few trillion years later, the universe starts to really show its entropy. Every where is the same. No stars, no planets, no black holes, just an empty, cold mass of subatomic particles that can never come together again. And you, floating along in the void. Forever.

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Well I hope you enjoyed that. Now get the hel back to work.

Ok, first off, forget the dragonball series ever existed. Now go see the film. No go, i'll wait. Seriously I've got a roast beef sandwich here, I'll befine.








Your back? Good.




I have bitched an moaned about this film since 2001, but to be fair I had just cause. Anime never works in real world senarios, thats the point of anime. About every 5 minute I had to remind myself "Take it for its merits". And you know what, I got through it.

Unless your a major fanboy (pussy) you will probibly enjoy this film. Sure it's got an american as goku, but goku was an alien, and not to mention most of the cast is america.

This is for all intenson perposes a reboot ,of sorts, and should be taken for that. So no "But that isn't what happened in the anime and manga" said in a whiney voice by a fanboy (little kitty). Though I am the person whou greatly enjoyed the LAM Death Note films to take it for what it's worth.



I don't want to give you any spoilers, personaly I hate that stuff, so some of the stuff I liked that stuck with me after it.

1. Piccolo; the first time you fully see him you will snicker. Though he does look cool and bearly looks like James Marsters, its easy to think he's doing all this becaude he was picked on in school for being the "Green kid".

2. Justin Chatwin; Bare with him. Yes he is annoying, but not as much as Hayden Christensen.

3. School Scenes; Watch them once, then fastforward through them as fast as you can every other time. Think of the OC but really like so annoying 'cause like Briteny so like dumped jason, thats like so harsh, yuno *breacks own neck*. But personaly them were only remedy by the next part

4. 4CT!0|\|; Yes the action. Wha-cha!!! The fight choreographer is the one who will get all the glory from me. The action is both cool and funny, very much like the anime so kudos on that.





As an afterword on this, go watch it. If you never saw or heard of Dragonball (like that remotly possibe) or if your a fan you will enjoy it. Though fanbouys (pusies) will not make it though.
I will buy rhis on DVD, if not to see it again in super High Def then for the bloopers, they have to be good.