If I were a girl.. How I think a boy would write..
Sunday, 18. January 2009, 11:33:04
First I wanted to write a blog inspired by beyonces song -If I were a boy.. but I changed my mind and thought it would be more fun to think what a boy would write.. IF I WERE A GIRL
If I were a girl....(how I think a boy would say)
If I were a girl I wouldn´t take everything personal.. I would calm down and listen first..
I wouldn´t get hooked up on things he did in the past I would let it go..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t ask about his old girlfriends caus I would know that they don´t mean anything to him..
I wouldn´t go out dancing with other guys caus I would know that it would make him jealous..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t get angry at him for talking to his girlfriends caus I would know that he would´nt talk to them like he talks to me..
If I were a girl I would understand if he don´t want to talk about old problems 1 million times, I would respect that he put it in the past..And I wouldn´t bring it up again..
If he´s tired and don´t want to talk on the phone I wouldn´t ask the questions "why",instead respect it..
I wouldn´t think that he´s lying all the time, caus he don´t..
If I were a girl I would let him go out with the boys caus I would know that his goal with the night is to have fun with the boys and drink beer..not to pick up girls
If I were a girl I wouldn´t say I´m fat caus I would know that he loves me no matter what, and that he actually likes when I put some weigth on, caus it turns him on to look at a women instead of a girl..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t lie about sex or the penis caus I would know that its important to him..
I wouldn´t yell at him in front of his guy friends caus I would know it would be embarrassing for him, and that he thinks that our arguments is personal and that it makes him look bad in front of the guys.
I wouldn´t be strict to him all the time and I would see that he´s actually trying.. real hard.. and I would know its not easy to never get it right.. and allways hear "you could have done it that way" or "you could have said it like this"..
I wonder how my boyfriend would write this blog "If I were a girl".. maybe that would make me a better girlfriend:)
here`s a video I found that I like, but the quality isn´t the best.
If I were a girl....(how I think a boy would say)
If I were a girl I wouldn´t take everything personal.. I would calm down and listen first..
I wouldn´t get hooked up on things he did in the past I would let it go..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t ask about his old girlfriends caus I would know that they don´t mean anything to him..
I wouldn´t go out dancing with other guys caus I would know that it would make him jealous..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t get angry at him for talking to his girlfriends caus I would know that he would´nt talk to them like he talks to me..
If I were a girl I would understand if he don´t want to talk about old problems 1 million times, I would respect that he put it in the past..And I wouldn´t bring it up again..
If he´s tired and don´t want to talk on the phone I wouldn´t ask the questions "why",instead respect it..
I wouldn´t think that he´s lying all the time, caus he don´t..
If I were a girl I would let him go out with the boys caus I would know that his goal with the night is to have fun with the boys and drink beer..not to pick up girls
If I were a girl I wouldn´t say I´m fat caus I would know that he loves me no matter what, and that he actually likes when I put some weigth on, caus it turns him on to look at a women instead of a girl..
If I were a girl I wouldn´t lie about sex or the penis caus I would know that its important to him..
I wouldn´t yell at him in front of his guy friends caus I would know it would be embarrassing for him, and that he thinks that our arguments is personal and that it makes him look bad in front of the guys.
I wouldn´t be strict to him all the time and I would see that he´s actually trying.. real hard.. and I would know its not easy to never get it right.. and allways hear "you could have done it that way" or "you could have said it like this"..
I wonder how my boyfriend would write this blog "If I were a girl".. maybe that would make me a better girlfriend:)
here`s a video I found that I like, but the quality isn´t the best.














Santa Furie # 18. January 2009, 14:04
Elin Kungsman # 18. January 2009, 14:17
naah I hope I´m a girl:S otherwise my penis is extremly non exsisting:S!
Winter # 18. January 2009, 17:12
Santa Furie # 18. January 2009, 17:18
Matt Cox # 18. January 2009, 19:49
You know it is! Last time you showed me your penis on cam I had to make it full screen and get my magnifying glass out before I could even see anything!
Tom Kwok # 19. January 2009, 04:15
It was the other way around *nudge nudge*
Strange take on the song Ell, sounds like old Adrian has you "whipped"
Elin Kungsman # 19. January 2009, 07:28
hehe maybe a little tom, I´m a hard working girlfriend:) I really try even to the last day! But then if it dosen´t work in the end i give up and never look back. But I beleive in changes:) they say that the last thing that leave us is hope:P
Tommy # 20. January 2009, 23:02
Life is ovverrated anwyway. Only brings pain after pain after pain...
Fuck life
Elin Kungsman # 22. January 2009, 19:54
You´re absolutely right teddy! Too perfect isnt always a good thing;) sometimes too perfect is too much:P
awsome commentilicous!
pussokram
Tommy # 22. January 2009, 20:34
U live in a big city with lots of, and have tons of people around you that care for you and so on. I live in a f*ing village and many of my "friends" turn out to betray me and give me false promises and bla bla bla. There are only a handful I trust completely, and all of those live in Poland, Västerås or Åland. In other words hours away from me. And the only person who can make me whole is in another country and barely stays in touch with me anymore.
How would you feel if Lotta (and the rest of your close friends) moved to Luleå and Adrian moved to Germany and suddenly almost stopped talking to you? Maybe one message a week. Sometimes even less. Who would you spend your time with? What parties would you go to? How would you be social?
That is the situation I am in right now, and the only "friend" I have living nearby won't let me visit because he is afraid his girlfriend is gonna be jealous on me. Last time I was there I had to go five minutes before she got home because he was too afraid to let her know the truth. Yes. It is a bad behaviour.
When I worked at High Chaparral, it was paradise. True, I got hurt by Monika many times, but she also gave me some of the best moments of my life. And if I was feeling like being normally social, there were always friends close by.
Now, everything is just empty and I sometimes am near to tears because I miss her so much that I cannot describe this in words. And I have no friends to turn to around me either.
"Life becomes what you make it" might be a bit true. But as long as your friends never some take time for you and you need them to feel good, you are screwed. I cannot control their actions, sadly and all is fucked right now.
I know there is internet too, but I can't live my entire f*ing life in front of the computer. I need some IRL too
My life just feels shitty right now. When she is not around, everything becomes boring. Nothing is the same.
And I stand where I stood in the last post. Life sucks
And believe me when I say this. Hearing "I just want to be friend" (and sometimes not even that) nine times in a row over a time period of 11 years sure as hell starts to make you think: "Is something wrong with me? Am I not worth someone's love?"
And I think the answer is no. Noone wants to become a couple with a friend. And that is a tragedy because friendships are the best starts possible in my opinion.
Life does suck. And I start to think that this is the way it was supposed to be for me...
Joseph Nepomucin N. Niez # 13. March 2009, 05:12
"If I were a girl, I would be less haughty and never brag him to my girlfriends."
Hahaha!