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15 REASONS A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1.A beer is always wet
2.U can share a beer wit ur friends
3.If u go 2 d bar,always know u can pick up a beer
4.Enjoy drinkin beer all month long
5.A fridge beer is a good beer
6.U can go down easy wit a fridge beer
7.Always know u r d first 2 top a beer
8.U can go for two or more not feelin guilty
9.A beer dnt get jealous wen u grab anoda beer
10.U dnt get upset wit a beer
11.Hangover,go away
12.U dnt have 2 wash a beer,it's clean 4rm it's product
13.U dnt have 2 wine nd dine a beer
14.When u finish wit a beer,d bottle is still worth N200
15.A beer dnt always fight
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Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 nd 20:
A woman is like Africa,half discovered,half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 nd 30:
A woman is like America,well developed nd open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 nd 35:
She is like India,very hot,relaxed nd convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 nd 40;
A woman is like France.Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 nd 50:
She is like Yugoslavia,lost the war nd haunted by past mistakes.Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 nd 60:
She is like Russia,very wide nd borders are unpatrolled.The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 nd 70:
A woman is like Mongolia,with a glorious nd all conquering past but alas,no future.
After 70:
They become Afghanistan.Almost every one knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.

African Languages

African Languages,group of languages that are native to Africa Scholars estimate that the number of distinctive languages spoken on the African continent totals at least 2,000-more languages than are spoken on any other continent.Some experts place that number even higher.Of these languages,about 50 have 500,000 or more speakers.The majority of African languages are spoken by relatively few people.Hadza,spoken in Tanzania,ranks among the languages with the fewest speakers-about 200 people. Swahili and Hausa are the two most widely spoken African languages.Swahili is spoken by nearly 50 million people,most of whom live in East and Central Africa.About 22 million people speak Hausa,primarily in the West African country of Nigeria.Other African languages with the large numbers of speakers include Fulfulde in Senegal,Cameroon,and Chad;Yoruba,spoken in Nigeria and Benin;and Igbo of Nigeria. Not all languages spoken in Africa are native to the continent.Arabic,which many people in northern Africa speak as their first language,was brought to Africa by migrants from Arabia between the 7th and the 11th centuries.Malagasy,the language of Madagascar,belongs to the Austronesian group of languages with origins in Indonesia.European colonists brought English,French, and Portuguese to Africa,starting in the 1500s. CLASSIFYING AFRICAN LANGUAGES American linguist Joseph H. Greenberg provided the first comprehensive classification of African languages.In The Languages of Africa(1963),he traced the historical origin and development of African languages,and classified them into four major groups:Niger-Congo,Afro-Asiatic,Nilo-Saharan,and Khoisan.Today,the largest language group in number of speakers,Niger-Congo,has from 300 million to 400 million speakers.The second largest group,Afro-Asiatic,has from 200 million to 300 million,followed by Nilo-Saharan with nearly 30 million and Khoisan with about 200,000 to 300,000.These figures represent rough estimates,however;accurate figures are unavailable,and many African speak more than one language. In classifying African languages,Greenberg compared lists of basic words from a large number of languages.He also compared similarities in the forms and functions of grammatical structures.Languages belonging to the same group share certain basic vocabulary-words known as cognates-and grammatical features that trace back to a common origin.Linguists refer to this shared origin as the protolanguage or the ancestral language. Dialects form when groups of people who speak the same language move apart,and their languages change in different ways.At first,each group can understand the variants spoken by the other groups,but after hundreds of years of seperation,the variants may become mutually unintelligible.By that time,distint languages have formed with cognates and similar grammatical systems.Swahili,for example,belongs to the Bantu language group.All Bantu languages trace their roots to Cameroon and western Nigeria,where linguists believe the ancestral language originated. Linguists describe most African languages as tonal,because the pitch at which a syllable or group of syllables is pronounced can indicate meaning.Some African languages have a noun class system in which speakers attach prefixes and suffixes to noun stems to indicate singular or plural or to express qualities of the noun,such as size or animacy(whether the entity referred to is animate or inanimate).Other African languages distinguish between masculine and feminine nouns,or between masculine,feminine,and neuter nouns.
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