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Bust your gut on this one...

Usually I'm really bad at remembering jokes. But I will be telling this one (courtesy of my roommate) for years to come. Here it is:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a bottle of rum. "Okay," says the bartender after sizing him up. "But first you gotta tell me- what's the deal with the steering wheel in your britches?"

"I don't know," answers the pirate, "but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Commit it to memory, folks! It's perfect for stuffing into one of those awkward silences at the office Christmas party.

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Comments

Richard 12. December 2006, 04:27

Groooooooaaaannnnn!!! :smile: (In more ways than one!)

Nicolas Borgsmidt 12. December 2006, 09:51

:lol::lol:

☜☞Sarah☜☞ 12. December 2006, 14:11

:lol: love it!

Sayeed 12. December 2006, 17:37

Oh man!! That took a while to sink in, but when it did. :wink: Driving me nuts.....

Marcus 13. December 2006, 01:01

:lol:

Lagged2Death 13. December 2006, 03:12

I was going to just "GROOAAAAAAANN," but as that's been done, I'll say "ARRRRRRRRRRRR..." which may be more apropos anyhow.

Emily Davis 13. December 2006, 04:03

Y'all can groan all you want, but that joke is just plain funny. I bet even my mom would think it was funny, in spite of the (rude) word "nuts".

Emily Davis 14. December 2006, 15:48

Are you heckling me, Dillon?

Dillon Roberts 17. December 2006, 19:32

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. And yeah, I was heckling you.
Peace

Dillon Roberts 18. December 2006, 03:44

Thanks for retracting the weird statement. It made me sad.
Love,

D

Emily Davis 18. December 2006, 16:37

I'm just trying to maintain a sense of cohesive-ness in this absurd commentary.

爱哭的弱弱 24. December 2006, 15:29

hi beauty,merry christmas!

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