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Bust your gut on this one...

Tuesday, December 12, 2006 2:19:31 AM

Usually I'm really bad at remembering jokes. But I will be telling this one (courtesy of my roommate) for years to come. Here it is:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a bottle of rum. "Okay," says the bartender after sizing him up. "But first you gotta tell me- what's the deal with the steering wheel in your britches?"

"I don't know," answers the pirate, "but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Commit it to memory, folks! It's perfect for stuffing into one of those awkward silences at the office Christmas party.

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Comments

Richardmusickna Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:27:52 AM

Groooooooaaaannnnn!!! smile (In more ways than one!)

Nicolas Borgsmidtnopanic Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:51:04 AM

lollol

Sarah angel292005 Tuesday, December 12, 2006 2:11:34 PM

lol love it!

Sayeedsayeedsalim Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:37:33 PM

Oh man!! That took a while to sink in, but when it did. wink Driving me nuts.....

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:01:06 AM

lol

Lagged2Death Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:12:01 AM

I was going to just "GROOAAAAAAANN," but as that's been done, I'll say "ARRRRRRRRRRRR..." which may be more apropos anyhow.

Emily DavisEsme_11 Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:03:19 AM

Y'all can groan all you want, but that joke is just plain funny. I bet even my mom would think it was funny, in spite of the (rude) word "nuts".

Emily DavisEsme_11 Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:48:48 PM

Are you heckling me, Dillon?

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Sunday, December 17, 2006 7:32:32 PM

I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. And yeah, I was heckling you.
Peace

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Monday, December 18, 2006 3:44:51 AM

Thanks for retracting the weird statement. It made me sad.
Love,

D

Emily DavisEsme_11 Monday, December 18, 2006 4:37:09 PM

I'm just trying to maintain a sense of cohesive-ness in this absurd commentary.

爱哭的弱弱RuiChen Sunday, December 24, 2006 3:29:18 PM

hi beauty,merry christmas!

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