Travelin' Light

Usually I'm really bad at remembering jokes. But I will be telling this one (courtesy of my roommate) for years to come. Here it is:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a bottle of rum. "Okay," says the bartender after sizing him up. "But first you gotta tell me- what's the deal with the steering wheel in your britches?"

"I don't know," answers the pirate, "but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Commit it to memory, folks! It's perfect for stuffing into one of those awkward silences at the office Christmas party.