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Brace Yourself!

Sometimes, fighting your instincts can have its rewards. Yesterday I initiated myself into the Polar Bear Club with an underpants-only dip in the creek that runs through Whittington Park. I've been interested in the reported health benefits of bathing in very cold water for some time, but until yesterday I have been too squeamish to try it. But, on such a beautiful fall afternoon after several days of hard rain, who could resist? The creek was running quicker and deeper than it ever runs in the summer. All along the banks were piled great brown leaves, and in the creek they were stacked against the stones, soggy sheaves hastily filed by the swift current. "I know you can't resist, Milly," my friend said, reading my mind as I stared longingly into the water. "You're the person who always wants to go swimming, even when no one else wants to."

The deepest spot was by the bridge. My friend indulgently stood gaurd over me and my pile of discarded clothing while I climbed down the stone wall to the water's edge. I didn't stop to think, I just slipped in. My lungs constricted instantly, before I actually felt anything. I forced my body from its curled position in the shallows to the small pool where we had seen fish swimming. Making my muscles swim instead of using them to jump onto the shore was like moving them through a pool of refrigerated grits. Suddenly I was overcome by the most amazing sensation! My skin felt like it was being sprayed with snow, or rubbed with burning sand. My heart raced, fast and light as a hare in my breast. I felt lightheaded and giddy and delighted, like eating an oyster heaped with horseradish while snow skiing. In short, it was exhilarating. Unfortunately, I couldn't stay in very long. But the afterglow, the warm, calm, relaxed feeling I got while I struggled back into my clothes has inspired me to increase my stamina. Tonight, before I got out of the shower, I forced myself to stand in the jets with only the cold water turned on. The effect was nearly the same. It's the way you want to feel after a massage, but usually (in my experience) don't. I dare anyone to try it- they say it adds years to your life!

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Comments

Dillon Roberts 20. November 2006, 05:34

My uncle in Texas has been trying to get me to do that every Christmas
since I was little. I always hesitated because the rules were that you
had to take off EVERYTHING. All my cousins are girls and I always thought it was kinda weird for them to see their dad's pecker. They're a very laid back family. I certainly didn't want to flop around my pecker in front of them. I'd do it in front of stangers before my cousins. I dove into the the Frio River in San Marcus a couple of Januarys ago and felt the burn though.
Who knows, maybe this Christmas it will happen. Congratulations by the way!
What's next on the list? The Mile High Club?

lokutus_prime 20. November 2006, 09:08

I remember doing such a thing on a stop, during my hitch across Europe a thousand years ago. It was somewhere in the mountains in northern Spain and the three of us, two guys and a girl, whooped as we dove into water that struck our skins as if with diamond hands -sheer and cold. The feeling as we dried off after a brief swim was indescribable, until now ..and you have described it.I hope that in a thousand years time - when you are my age - you will still vividly recall the day you joined the Polar Bear Club at Whittington Park.

Emily Davis 20. November 2006, 13:39

I hope I remember it too, if only so I can keep doing it! I want to live to be a hundred and five! And I hope I get to do it in Spain sometime too! Sounds divine!

Dillon, let it be a Christmas present to yourself. You won't regret it! Swimming naked is fun, not weird. Especially when your uncle is with you!

About the Mile High Club- I can't rule it out, but since I'm planning on being a pilot, I might have to refrain. I imagine there are some things you simply shouldn't do while flying a plane, even if it is called a cockpit.

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 21. November 2006, 11:43

it gets the circulation going and the adrenaline! I love to do that too! :up:

Nicolas Borgsmidt 21. November 2006, 13:33

I´ve tried it too. Makes you feel very young for a few seconds:lol:

Dillon Roberts 21. November 2006, 16:47

That's it. This will be the Christmas I get naked with my uncle!
I won't be wussy about it. Get ready Village Creek! I'm going in!
Oh, and
There are some things you can do while flying a plane....
Well, not the one flying, but the co-pilot.... The trick is to
Hey that reminds me. I've got to hook you up with E in Austin!

Richard 22. November 2006, 03:11

I get goose pimples just thinking about it. Lovely post, though. :smile:

Emily Davis 22. November 2006, 14:10

Thanks, everyone, for your comments! musickna, I, and all these other people, couldn't all be wrong, could we? I dare you to try it, even if you just do it in the shower. Go ahead...at the end of your shower, steel yourself. Commit to the idea of extreme sensation. Then... turn the hot water off! Force yourself to stand in the icy stream! Your heart will race, your head will spin! Breathe deep and stand there as long as you can...

Then turn it off and feel the buzz!

Then have some tea.

Dillon Roberts 24. November 2006, 18:39

I did the shower thing last night, had tea, then dropped off immediately into a blissful sleep. I'd forgotten what it was like before hot water. I'm glad I remembered... Do it Musikna, Do it.

Dillon

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