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Just When I Thought I Needed Yoga...

[http://www.dowethics.com/r/dow_news/feature/2002/10_24_02/images/swingset.jpg]It turns out all I really needed was a barbeque. You see, it has lately come to my attention that I am mildly neurotic in that super-uptight-weirdly-stressed-out-for-no-apparent-reason kind of way. This is an embarrassing affront to the laid-back-super-cool image of myself that I try to sustain within the realm of my imagination. But more importantly, it affects my skeleton. I had a massage on Friday and my therapist suggested that I try yoga. She claimed that extreme muscle tension and bad posture are shifting the very bones within me. She said yoga would help me learn to breathe and relax, two things I found surprisingly difficult under a concentrated attempt.

But I guess I'm just a sounthern girl at heart. After a garbage pile of a Monday, I came home for a smoke before going to my first yoga class. My roommate met me at the door with a smile. "So," she said, "we're having a barbeque at Linden Park tonight. There's going to be beer and wine and sausage." In my mind, I visualized a yoga mat being rolled up and tucked into a closet. Then after a little rummaging, the imaginary hand exracted a bong. And a badminton racket*.

And after an evening spent outdoors with old friends from New Orleans, I have forgotten the uncooperative lady at the water company and Mrs. Grayson's surliness. The night is cool, our moon is bright. It is October in Arkansas and great brown leaves struggle like crabs in tides of shade at the edges of the soccer field. The rich, sooty fragrance of charcoal and chicken rides the breeze to the monkey bars where I'm balanced with a glass of wine. I inhale deeply; I've remembered to breathe.



*In the interest of honesty, I feel compelled to point out that I don't actually have badminton set. I would like to have badminton set someday, because I enjoy both playing the game and having and excuse to overuse the word shuttlecock.

Lacking ClassWho the hell do you think I am?

Comments

Sarah 3. October 2006, 03:19

She must have needed the yoga and was thinking outloud, oppsie.

did you swing as well and slide? that is always refreshing.

best wishes,
Sarah

Emily Davis 3. October 2006, 03:30

No swinging or sliding, but there were these fantastic lopsided spinning stools that were the funnest playgorund equipment I ever used!

Sarah 3. October 2006, 12:59

I have never seen those... but have you noticed how they have
taken the good toys out of playgrounds, like the merry-go-rounds?
We used to spin those so fast that we would fly off of them and
nearly break our necks.

Maybe that is why they took them out....?

I wanna be a kid again.

Emily Davis 3. October 2006, 13:23

The merry-go-round was suspiciously absent from Linden Park. I used to LOVE the merry-go-round. No see-saws either. You're right- most of the good toys have been deemed too dangerous now. I thought mental immunity to danger was one of the joys of childhood, along with Mother's consoling kisses on your bandaided knees.

The spinning stools are pretty great, though. Dangers include falling off and/or puking.

Richard 3. October 2006, 15:21

Have to agree with Sarah about the swing and slide. Even now (when I hope no one is looking) I will make good use of a children's playground!

There is lot to be said for beer, wine and sausage.

Sarah 3. October 2006, 20:37

Richard you should go in the middle of the night, I am wanting to ride that spinning stool that she is talking about! Falling off, :lol:

see-saws were my favorite...but I would always be the one to fall, the other kid would jump off and then BAM!

Lagged2Death 4. October 2006, 04:18

I mostly missed my chances to barbeque this summer, and now it's too cold. Chicken and charcoal, eh? You're making me hungry.

earlax 4. October 2006, 16:09

There are two kinds of relaxation. An evening's barbecue, and the kind that makes one have a chilled out personality. Yoga aims for the second. The first is crucial, and an awesome way to spend an autumn night, but don't mistake the two. English is limiting in this terminology.


update: some sorta interesting yoga discussion in the WashingtonPost last week:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2006/09/28/DI2006092800878.html

update2: i keep forgetting to acknowledge your bonus points for dropping "shuttlecock" like the punch line it always should be.

Emily Davis 5. October 2006, 00:24

Oh, I haven't given up on the idea, I only postponed it a week. I believe all the good things people say about yoga. Plus, I have a skeleton to consider.

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