I don't know if Steven Seagal has been a cop for 20 years, but I can tell you this: he's been eating a lot of donuts for that long, he IS really really fat!
Yip. All Americans are fat arrogant pricks who drive massive SUVs that get 2 kilometers a gallon... except me! I'm a fat asshole who drives a 4 cylinder white pickup truck!
The show's really not that entertaining. Mostly involves his stopping someone for doing something illegal or stupid and the guys there realizing he's Steven Seagal. As they're being carted off to jail he gives them an autograph. The show always ends with his showing the officers Aikido. I've had some people tell me who live down in New Orleans that he doesn't really do much of anything there, only patrolling the streets during filming of the show.
Dacotah # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:00:23 PM
Vetle Roeimvetler # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:00:27 PM
Charles SchlossChas4 # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:11:34 PM
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Galileo # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:40:17 PM
PATRICEthePATRICE # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:03:26 PM
PATRICEthePATRICE # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:06:11 PM
Ruben Garciaeztigma # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:10:52 PM
João EirasxErath # Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:30:02 PM
KarenNerak # Wednesday, March 31, 2010 12:13:41 AM
Yeah, but were you aware that he's also in a band? A crappy band, but a band nonetheless.
Dustin WilsonKhadgar # Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:30:50 AM
The show's really not that entertaining. Mostly involves his stopping someone for doing something illegal or stupid and the guys there realizing he's Steven Seagal. As they're being carted off to jail he gives them an autograph. The show always ends with his showing the officers Aikido. I've had some people tell me who live down in New Orleans that he doesn't really do much of anything there, only patrolling the streets during filming of the show.
KarenNerak # Wednesday, March 31, 2010 3:58:03 AM
It's like he thinks he's Norris or something.
re345jfrjdarry-ross # Monday, April 5, 2010 6:39:22 PM
KimberlySqueakeyCat # Saturday, April 10, 2010 8:31:03 PM
AND QUIT PISSING OFF THE AMERICANS BY CALLING US ALL FAT ASSES.
AND NO, NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE
Originally posted by Khadgar:
Originally posted by vetler:
KarenNerak # Saturday, April 10, 2010 10:14:34 PM
Kim, I think they're just jokin' around. I understand your frustration, but Dustin isn't exactly a twig, himself.
And no, Dustin. I'm not calling you a fat-ass, so shut up before I'm forced to tell your secrets. Oh yes. I will.