Tuesday, 28. October 2008, 00:50:46
Fun, news
High-speed train toilet attempts to eat Frenchman
Arm trapped in satanic sucking dunny
RoTM Emergency services were on Sunday obliged to cut free a TGV passenger whose arm was swallowed by the high-speed train's sucking dunny, the BBC reports.
The unnamed 26-year-old victim - travelling from La Rochelle to Bordeaux - dropped his mobe into the bog and ill-advisedly attempted to retrieve it from the lav's depths. Cue a unsheduled two-hour stop for the train as firemen detached the unit, still clamped firmly to its victim's limb.
Read the rest of the story
here.
Saturday, 25. October 2008, 16:53:57
Fun, politics, internet
I was surfing online when I ran across this site for America's upcoming presidential election. To help you make an informed decision, The Onion has a
War for the White House page to show you where the candidates stand on the issues.
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Thursday, 23. October 2008, 20:37:51
opera community, Friends, life
I wanted to take this opportunity to wish
Sarah(same
Sarah here) and her twins a happy, wonderful Birthday!!!
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!!!
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Tuesday, 7. October 2008, 22:39:18
Fun, games
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You Are a Pig
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You are very intelligent, and you enjoy being around people. You can trust others easily.
You have great reasoning skills, and you are quick learner. You are able to adapt to most situations.
You tend to be very territorial and picky. You don't like people messing with your stuff.
You have keen senses and reflexes. You can defend yourself well and quickly sense danger.
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Tuesday, 7. October 2008, 22:26:37
Fun, quotes
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
This lighter side of the bailout was found
here.
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