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Meat study....

Sunday, January 20, 2008 10:01:20 PM

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I got this in an email and you learn something new everyday bigeyes

IMPORTANT MEDICAL INFORMATION! For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....





Administer treatment 'till pain & swelling are gone...

Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas



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Comments

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Monday, January 21, 2008 4:26:30 AM

bigeyes

Me!! Treat me!!! bigsmile

Attila attilasoul Monday, January 21, 2008 6:50:48 AM

So that's why you like to be slapped! lol

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, January 21, 2008 11:21:58 AM

rolleyes I´d swear Marcus is getting desperate for some female company... devil

Rhona Kirstenrhona Monday, January 21, 2008 1:09:33 PM

*sigh* rolleyes any excuse to perv right bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, January 21, 2008 9:18:26 PM

bigeyes You want treatment from her, Esther!?

lol Well, you have to get the swelling down somehow, right Atilla? devil

no I'm not, Issy! p

lol What excuse do you need, Rhona? p

MichelleCapegirl Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:19:50 AM

have you gone mad???

lol

nice boobs though...bet they take all the pain away...

Attila attilasoul Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:24:30 AM

Well Marcus, you wrote yourself that it might causes swelling in other areas, soooo.... left

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:25:05 AM

yeah right, Marcus... rolleyes

MarcusFXM256 Tuesday, January 22, 2008 11:24:38 PM

lol The voices in my head tell me that I haven't gone mad...yet, Michelle. bigsmile

lol What can you do about the swelling in other areas? right

lol p @ Issy! bigsmile

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:10:18 AM

Gosh Marcus, you dissappoint me irked

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:19:40 AM

Awww, sorry. You can blame the female that sent this to me. If you think this is bad, you should see what she sends that I DON'T post! bigeyes

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:26:21 AM

I bet she sends that to you since you like them! doh

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:37:33 AM

lol I don't like them that much! p She sends some normal ones, some racy ones, some sad ones, some funny ones. I'm not sure what I'll get when I check the email. Some of them I've posted here in the blog before.

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Wednesday, January 23, 2008 12:40:51 AM

Right...as I've already said...we can never know what you truly mean. p

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, January 23, 2008 1:01:50 AM

p

Attila attilasoul Wednesday, January 23, 2008 6:38:42 AM

What can you do about the swelling in other areas?



Depends on which areas we are talking about... left

MichelleCapegirl Wednesday, January 23, 2008 2:45:56 PM

lol @ voices. good for them. keeping you on the straight and narrow.... lol

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, January 24, 2008 2:55:05 AM

Umm, I don't know which areas we talking about, Atilla. whistle

Yes they are, Michelle lol

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 24, 2008 10:07:56 AM

lol...it's always a "friend sent this to me"...rolleyes perv...!

Rhona Kirstenrhona Thursday, January 24, 2008 10:42:15 AM

Mmmm.... u read my mind Callya! :suspicious: bigsmile

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:28:53 PM

yesp

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Thursday, January 24, 2008 4:33:18 PM

You rock Callya! bigsmile

MichelleCapegirl Thursday, January 24, 2008 5:43:59 PM

yes "a friend" "by accident" "just found this in my inbox"
which super-hero are you??
PERVERTMAN??

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Thursday, January 24, 2008 5:47:39 PM

Hero? Villain maybe! p

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, January 24, 2008 11:15:29 PM

lol It figures all you girls would stick together and call me a perv rolleyes Has Callya corrupted all of you? bigeyes

Rhona Kirstenrhona Friday, January 25, 2008 5:56:02 AM

lol @ Michelle!

MichelleCapegirl Friday, January 25, 2008 8:14:10 AM

no we can do it all by ourselves! lol

but if anybody has...it's you, you perv!

lol

Rhona Kirstenrhona Friday, January 25, 2008 11:01:00 AM

lol True, I'm afraid Marcus! *nodshead* smile

Nigel CliffCaptainPenguin Friday, January 25, 2008 5:58:16 PM

But its easier tio get hold of a piece of steak and the wife won't strangle me for going to the butchers

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, January 27, 2008 3:52:38 AM

lol Michelle, no it's you and your perv friend (Rhona) that have been doing the corrupting of me! p

And you just had to agree with Michelle, now didn't you, Rhona? rolleyes lol

lol @ Nigel

Rhona Kirstenrhona Sunday, January 27, 2008 12:52:00 PM

Of course bigsmile

I always agree with Michelle smile

There was definately perv activity here BEFORE I entered the fray!! rolleyes

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, January 27, 2008 3:57:57 PM

Rhona, it figures you would always agree with your perv friend, Michelle. rolleyes

lol There was NO perv activity here before you & Michelle showed up! p

Rhona Kirstenrhona Monday, January 28, 2008 1:43:45 AM

*liarliarpantsonfire* whistle bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, January 28, 2008 1:51:15 AM

lol I still know I'm right! p

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, January 28, 2008 3:33:46 PM

sing


*liarliarpantsonfire*

MarcusFXM256 Tuesday, January 29, 2008 2:39:50 AM

lol
p @ Issy! bigsmile

MichelleCapegirl Tuesday, January 29, 2008 9:54:59 AM

don't start with us Marcus, i have an axe and i'm prepared to use it!

Rhona Kirstenrhona Tuesday, January 29, 2008 12:28:33 PM

lol

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, January 30, 2008 3:29:20 AM

eek You keep that ax away from me you pervette, Michelle! bigeyes

p @ Rhona

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