Random Thoughts of Mine...

From a Really Sober Guy :D

M.O.M

Saturday, March 22, 2008 7:54:46 PM

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This was sent to me in an email bigsmile

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've cancelled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favourite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"

Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love this One!!!
'MOM' (Mean Old Mother)


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Comments

scott cummingI_ArtMan Saturday, March 22, 2008 9:29:26 PM

this is precious. i'll send it to all my kids who are parents now.

Dacotah Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:09:16 PM

Hi Marcus bigsmile

Loiscakkleberrylane Sunday, March 23, 2008 2:03:19 AM

That is great! When my kids wanted Nike shoes, we gave them a clothing allowance. They could wait 5 months and buy $100 shoes or get them this month at Wal Mart for $20. Suddenly, they decided Wal Mart looked pretty good.

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, March 23, 2008 11:17:14 PM

Hi Scott, they will get a kick out of it too! lol

Hi Carol bigsmile

Hi Lois, that is funny lol

Sarah angel292005 Monday, March 24, 2008 3:26:36 AM

I love this one...

teheheheh.

r♡serose-marie Monday, March 24, 2008 3:59:58 PM

That's a mean mom mad

MarcusFXM256 Tuesday, March 25, 2008 1:45:27 AM

Hi Sarah, thought you would like this one wink

Awww, she's not too mean now is she, Rose? left

Dacotah Tuesday, March 25, 2008 2:49:19 AM

I don't think she's mean. smile

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, March 25, 2008 11:08:29 AM

Well, that's what she calls herself, and who I am to object to that... whistle

Dacotah Tuesday, March 25, 2008 11:42:01 AM

bigsmile
lol I friend of mines daughter told my daughter "Gee your mom is mean" lol That's because when I told her no and didn't change my mind like her mom did. Once, when my daughter was young we had rules, well, one rule was to hold either her dad's hand or mine and if she didn't she'd get a spanking, well she didn't want too and walked way ahead of us. I said come back here, she turned around and with her hand on her hip and said "no, you can't touch me, I don't have to listen to you, if you touch me I'll call those people". Well, I walked up to her and spanked her behind. She was shocked shitless. I took her hand and told her we can go home now. bigsmile

Sarah angel292005 Tuesday, March 25, 2008 1:10:44 PM

Yeah Rose..it does suck to be a mom
sometimes, because I love my kids
I want them to have everything that
they ask for...but I also want them
to do the right thing, ya know?
It is a delicate balance.

happy

MarcusFXM256 Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:05:38 AM

lol @ you ladies

Jill JilleeBean Wednesday, March 26, 2008 3:28:53 AM

This is priceless!!! I'll share it!

Good one, Marcus!!lol yes

Dacotah Wednesday, March 26, 2008 3:37:21 AM

Guess what Marcus? bigsmile
Yep, back in April
http://my.opera.com/Dacotah/blog/2007/04/16/poem-to-mom

bigsmile

Rhona Kirstenrhona Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:36:51 PM

Can U keep a copy of that for me, Marcus? I'll need it in about ten years bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, March 27, 2008 12:56:06 AM

Thanks, Jill! bigsmile

p @ you Carol!

lol You got it, Rhona! wink

Dacotah Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:02:27 AM

o Sorry Marcus

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:25:05 AM

You should be! bigsmile

Dacotah Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:25:37 AM

Well I am so sorry.

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, March 27, 2008 1:57:58 AM

happy

Dacotah Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:42:28 AM

bigsmile

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 1:55:45 AM

I hate the word sorry...

get over it M. p heheheh

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 1:58:09 AM

She was the one who said sorry and pffttsss to you! bigsmile

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:01:43 AM

well she doesn't have to say sorry to you of all people.

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:02:08 AM

bigsmile <==== that looks just like you!

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:05:17 AM

pssst Yes she does have to say that to me!

rolleyes

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:05:55 AM

and why?! irked

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:08:49 AM

Cuz that's the way it is! p

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:13:07 AM

rolleyes

*yawn*

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:15:52 AM

rolleyes right back atcha!

I'm just about ready for zzz

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:22:44 AM

I know I feel like I am going to pass out here...

I wanted to upload that song..but I am still not happy with it..sad

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:29:03 AM

What song was that?

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:30:22 AM

somewhere over the rainbow...I am singing it...

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:32:06 AM

I wanna hear your voice sing that song smile

Sarah angel292005 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:37:09 AM

well...I did sing it...but it will put you to sleep!

MarcusFXM256 Friday, March 28, 2008 2:40:08 AM

Good, I could use that! smile

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Tuesday, April 8, 2008 2:00:29 AM

What's yr point...? left lol

I like it!!

MarcusFXM256 Tuesday, April 8, 2008 2:27:31 AM

Hey Esther, long time no see ya! Glad to see you grace my blog with your presence! bigsmile

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Wednesday, July 9, 2008 6:09:11 AM

U owe me one... p

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:26:54 PM

lol Why do you now think that I owe you one?

scott cummingI_ArtMan Thursday, July 10, 2008 10:50:50 PM

no one owes anything to anyone. it all just 'happens' cool

MarcusFXM256 Friday, July 11, 2008 1:57:18 AM

Hi Scott, cool comment of yours. bigsmile

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Monday, July 14, 2008 3:15:56 AM

U always do... That's yr job!!

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, July 19, 2008 6:53:29 AM

So is that what an iHubby's job is? lol

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:36:06 PM

Yeah... Like u r good 4 anything else??

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:38:57 PM

irked Hey! I'm good for lots of things! What are you good for, Esther? sherlock

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:54:06 PM

I'm not good for much... Except one thing...

EVERYthing! queen

MarcusFXM256 Friday, August 1, 2008 12:11:52 AM

rolleyes

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