Random Thoughts of Mine...

From a Really Sober Guy :D

Sign them up, lol

Saturday, April 12, 2008 8:38:44 PM

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I got this in an email. Something for the ladies to enjoy. rolleyes

Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by APRIL 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!


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Comments

Loiscakkleberrylane Saturday, April 12, 2008 8:44:13 PM

lol "Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming." That's the best one!

Dacotah Saturday, April 12, 2008 9:36:43 PM

lol
Marcus did you get to sign up for any? #3 is my guess. bigsmile

theoddbod Saturday, April 12, 2008 10:51:15 PM

rolleyes

JDjrd2498 Sunday, April 13, 2008 12:53:10 AM

lol

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

I wonder why they sent it to you. sherlock

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:14:14 AM

Hi Lois, thanks for enjoying! lol

hi Carol, no I did not have to sign up for #3, or any one of them, thankyouverymuch! *pfffttsssss* bigsmile

I agree with ya, Mart! lol

A girl I know sent it to me because she's a smartaleck, Jose. rolleyes

Dacotah Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:51:21 AM

hi Marcus, oh no they were all filled up when you tried? bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:56:38 AM

pssst I have perfect aim, silly girl! p

Dacotah Sunday, April 13, 2008 1:57:43 AM

pssst What about the other classes, were they all filled up too? p bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:01:12 AM

rolleyes Classes? I don't need no stinkin' classes! I'm already an angel, Carol! p

JDjrd2498 Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:02:52 AM

marcus i think we can all care to differ on that. p

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:04:23 AM

Hey, you're supposed to be on my side, Jose! p

Dacotah Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:04:36 AM

Now, now, little devil angel, the classes don't stink. May-be you should find an denial class you could sign up for? p bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:06:05 AM

lol I've never, ever been in De Nile! Haven't been anywhere near Egypt! rolleyes
whistle

JDjrd2498 Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:16:59 AM

lol

Dacotah Sunday, April 13, 2008 4:25:43 AM

bigsmile
Ok than, you need classes for your defensive behavior.

Allangieallangie Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:15:31 AM

lol

r♡serose-marie Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:37:20 PM

lol
Looks like a busy summer for you, Marcus bigsmile.

beavidal Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:03:21 PM

lollol all men needs those classes!!!!

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Sunday, April 13, 2008 3:08:57 PM

hey Marcus, ya sign up? jester p

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:28:57 AM

What defensive behavior, Carol? I have no idea to what you are talking about! whistle

hi Alla bigsmile

no I don't need any of those classes, Rose! p

lol Not all men do, Beatriz! bigsmile

lol Nope not signing up, Issy! p

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 3:31:11 AM



bigeyes Marcus, I am not the only one. bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:35:54 AM

You're not the only one that needs classes? So do most of you girls whistle

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 3:37:33 AM



MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:40:13 AM

*sneaks in and pinches Carol, then sneaks out* bigsmile

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 3:44:47 AM



Hey you, not so hard.

*Trips Marcus on his way out*

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:46:17 AM

eek Hey I only pinched ya lightly. *hands Carol a tissue*

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 3:49:18 AM

*Sniff, sniff* Thank you Marcus.
bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:51:15 AM

You're welcome, Carol. pssst Now get to your classes! p

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 3:54:58 AM

Oh no I have no classes Marcus, it's for men. You get to all your classes. p bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 3:56:46 AM

lol I don't have any classes to take. I'm already an Opera angel
yes

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 4:14:03 AM

*Choke, cough*

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 4:14:56 AM

*hands Carol a glass of water* bigsmile

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 4:18:29 AM

Thanks bigsmile

MarcusFXM256 Monday, April 14, 2008 4:22:04 AM

You're welcome, you should get that cough looked at. wink

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Monday, April 14, 2008 8:23:55 PM

rolleyes are you graduated from the courses then?

Proof please... devil

Dacotah Monday, April 14, 2008 8:35:55 PM

lol

Jill JilleeBean Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:49:09 AM

These are all great and so true and just too funny!!

A favorite, and one that is never ending here in my home, is when they open the frig to get something and I ALWAYS hear.."Jill, where is the...?"confused nervous

And my reply is ALWAYS the same.."It helps to move one or two things and to even look BEHIND something, and if that door isn't closed in one minute, you're doing without!!!!"irked

Funny and they usually find what they're looking for, and fast, too!!!

I have to forward this one!! Thanks Marcus, this was a treat!!!
yes lol party

MarcusFXM256 Thursday, April 17, 2008 2:57:09 AM

lol *pffffttssss @ Issy!* bigsmile

p @ Carol

lol You are too funny, Jill! Of course, you know that I don't need any classes. bigsmile

galadriel Saturday, April 19, 2008 11:07:44 AM

*laughs* That's a funny email! My mum complains about nearly all of those things, except my dad, sister and me are the hopeless ones lol

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, April 19, 2008 8:59:17 PM

lol @ Kim

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