Surplus 2 much

IN AN ALCOHOL FACTORY, THE REGULAR TASTER DIED AND THE DIRECTOR STARTED LOOKING FOR A NEW ONE TO HIRE, A DRUNKARD WITH RAGGED, DIRTY LOOK CAME TO APPLY, THE BOSS WONDERED HOW TO SEND HIM AWAY. THEY TESTED HIM, THEY GAVE HIM A GLASS WITH A DRINK IN IT, HE TRIED IT AND SAID, IT'S RED WINE, A MUSCAT, THREE YEARS OLD, GROWN ON A NORTH SLOP, MATURED IN STEEL CONTAINERS," THAT'S CORRECT SAID THE BOSS. ANOTHER GLASS "IT'S RED WINE, CABERNET, EIGHT YEARS OLD, A SOUTHWESTERN SLOPE, OAK BARRELS, CORRECT," THE BOSS WAS ASTONISHED. HE WINKED AT HIS SECTARY TO SUGGEST SOMETHING. SHE BROUGHT IN A GLASS URINE, THE ALCOHOLIC TRIED IT AND SAID IT'S A BLOND, 26 YEARS OLD PREGNANT IN THE THIRD MONTH. AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE JOB I WILL TELL WHO'S THE FATHER!!!"

i am back happy new year all