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Intro:
A long time ago, an ancient riddle full of clues was found hidden deep in the Amazon forest. Buried near a millenarian tree, a secret map was found. Following the map and clues, the search first took me through the Pyramids of Mexico and Peru's Machu Pichu were more mystery clues were found.
Maps and ancient writings guided me through Egypt and to the lands who once were the Great Greek and Roman Empires...
I found out, powerful knowledge had been secretly guarded by shamans, old philosophers, astronomers and wiseman through the ages... It was always known, wise people from afar visited and helped these civilizations.
The secrets were promised to be kept hidden, until the world was ready for it!...

Now, the search takes me North, where the source of great knowledge and power has been predicted to be found! The time has come and the word about Opera 10 is already out. Problem is some entities want to keep this discoveries from reaching the rest of the world... The expedition continues...


Top 10 Reasons Why Opera was kept as THE GREATEST SECRET! ( until now...)

10) Competition is an important part of nature, but competition is keeping people from sharing their tools and powerful secrets...The smartest few will evolve to Opera first, but some people are slower than others... Charles Darwin knew about all this! Only the strong survive!...Not everybody is made equal!




9) Speed limits & the economy: Apparently some people heard Opera is too fast and many fear the cyberspace police could be giving them browsing speeding tickets... Swooooshhh, there goes another Opera user with Turbo enabled.


8) Some people don't follow directions well... Even when a browser name tells you to leave it, some users don't seem to understand... Which part of fire the fox is difficult to understand?...


7) Some people have strange reading habits. Yes, some read books like the Yellow pages or dictionaries which are written in alphabetical order. Apparently most haven't read past the F letter, yet... Fortunately, that will change when they get to the O...


6) Everybody knows the M Empire has a dark side and has been a little EVIL. Ok, they are known to be slow, nerdy and look harmless, but believe me, they are EVIL!.... If you are near a “WINDOW” beware, they show up uninvited and they love to bite your wallet butt cheek. And careful, they have been known to bite their users neck too!


5) Lately the media has been full of myths, hoaxes and stories some people believe to be true. Examples like: Did you see the Two Moons on August 27?...
Haven't you heard, Opera browser is not free...Opera only speaks Norwegian …Did you know the Mayans know the world will end in 2012, why will you learn Opera now?... and the latest myth is: Opera browser only works in cold weather!....



4) Some people get confused thinking Opera is only some old popular music...Even if some users raise the volume to 11, Opera hits never show up in the popular Billboard charts...





3) STATISTICS: Did you know 97.9% of people are not knowledgeable techies? ...Coincidentally 2.1% was the Opera browser market share before OPERA 10... Yep, Techies know better!




2) ***Apparently, people still need to question themselves: Why ride a Fat burning fox in cyberspace, when you can be flying on an Opera Turbo rocket jet? Why would a smart person mount a hair burning, smelly, bumpy fox ride, when Opera can take you everywhere faster and safer... Well, it is not a coincidence that many Vegans and animal rights people really love Opera too!



and the number one reason is : Ca ra ka kan....(DRUMS PLAYING)




1) Google SEARCH RESULTS:
When you google Opera, a photo of PAVAROTTI appears!...



OK, he sings wonderful, but let's face it, he was no RICKY MARTIN!




















*** Hi , If you like my top 10, please vote by clicking on * add post to favorites on top... (THIS POST was a semifinalist in a Writers Contest by Opera competing for an intern position in Oslo... we were asked to write a Funny Top 10 about Opera).... and hey I am not gay or anything people... and it was written before Ricky Martin said anything, hahaha... and I am no homophobic either!...