The Dark Furie

About me

Mik Furie is a blogger from the United Kingdom who writes this page entirely using his mobile phone, with the single aim of having them look indistinguishable from a PC users' blog, and better wherever possible. He believes that ideas are like viruses and will do the mind harm if left to fester, and has been steadily infecting hundreds of people with his ideas since 2007 when he started this page. He has been on the web with his mobile phone since that became possible, and for almost a decade before that. In 2001 he was voted funniest person on the internet by three seperate community sites due to his sarcastic, cynical and self-referential style of egotistical humour.

Mik is an unashamed videogame player, from the days when you were meant to be ashamed, with a penchant for Role Playing Games and Survival Horrors, and has written several well received articles on the subject. He smokes, enjoys smoking and would like everyone to stop coming up to him and coughing pointedly as it's pathetic. He often wonders if the same people go up to people in wheelchairs and start dancing. Although he enjoys smoking he isn’t addicted to it, having once quit for three years simply because he couldn’t be bothered with it. His one true addiction is coffee, a substance he cannot live without as proven by a medical certificate that he carries with him in case of emergency. He has recently written several letters to leading instant coffee producers asking them to distribute their product in intravenous drip form.

Mik grudgingly lives in the East Midlands with his much loved long-term partner and a fast growing collection of bad movies. He has recently rediscovered chocolate covered pretzels and Toffifee as shown by his steadily increasing girth.

P.S. His birthday is the 12^th of November and he'd love anything to do with the original Generation One Transformers.