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October 2009

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Halloween Trick 2

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Kitty was starting to suspect that her new doctor might be an enemy spy, but couldn't figure out why she felt that way.

Halloween Treats!

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I've just realised that I'm such a terrible host. Here you all are visiting my page on Halloween and yet I haven't given you any treats yet. Well, as mobiles are my world, how about a couple of horror based mobile treats?

Dracula & Frankenstein

These two classic gothic horror books can be downloaded for free (support depends on your country) to your phones and read at your leisure. If you've never read them before then they're definitely worth a read, although my tip is to start with Frankenstein. Shelley's work stands up so much better these days than Stoker's Dracula does. But wait, that's not all...


My Intentions
As I've said before on many occasions, mobile games usually suck ass. To find any of the few gems out there you'll have to wade through a bunch of crap, spending around £5 for each game with no way to try them out first. It's a shame and it puts people off buying the games which means they miss out on some absolute gems. I aim to change that by putting up a free game every now and then that has passed my own personal standards for mobile gaming. This will allow people to try the game out and, if they like it, to pay the money for the developer's version. That way people can have access to these brilliant games and be sure about what they'll be paying money for.

Today's Game

New York, 2011 A.D.

The city is besieged by a wave of terrorist attacks. With conventional police overwhelmed, several private forces have been created to counter the threat.

The best funded and most effective are the Freedom Fighters.

Other forces, integrated with live TV crews have become extremely popular.

So begins Zombie Infection, the first true survival horror built exclusively for mobiles.

When I first came up with the idea for my mailing list (before I started giving these things away here) I mentioned that most mobile games just plain don't work because action games don't translate well into mobile games. Zombie Infection is the exception to that rule - fast and frantic action, creepy creatures that take strategy and item conservation to beat, puzzles to solve, boss creatures to fight, side-quests to complete. This is a complete survival horror experience that you'll play over and over, if only to unlock the hidden bonus games, find that last file or play a favourite mission again.

There's not much I can say about Zombie Infection that isn't covered in Pocket Gamer's review where they gave the game 10/10 and compared it to George Romero's films. Read that and download the game or, well... or I'll eat your brains.

Download The Game Here

And one final treat for all those who've already tried out Zombie Infection and read those book - Resident Evil: Genesis. This little horror game contains puzzles and zombies galore. It's a bit more hardcore than Zombie Infection but can provide some entertainment on a cold and lonely night, as the wind howls across the moors.


Happy Halloween Folks

Halloween Trick 1

This is a closed set so I'm going to have to ask you to stay and watch this entire scene being filmed!!!

Haunted Fridge Night - Halloween

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It's Haunted Fridge night today folks, the first day of the Halloween celebration. As tacky as this celebration has become, I still love this time of year. Of course, by the time some of you read this it'll actually be Halloween for you. Have some Halloween themed comics from around the web.

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Synchronicity - When Animals Attack

Synchronicity is a tricky concept to define without getting all technical and, as a concept of perception it's pretty hard to prove or disprove. At it's core is the idea that everything in the world fits together in a logical pattern if you can see the connections. Other descriptions say that coincidental events in harmony with each other define synchronicity. Yeah, tricky subject. The only real way to show synchronicity is to show the unconnected events all around us and point out the connections, but that way eventually leads to wearing tinfoil hats and communicating with the Dark Masters. As one of the Dark Masters it would be unseemly for me to follow that path of madness so instead I'll just show you the news stories that have caught my interest this week and let you draw your own conclusions.


"We're not talking about a lot of little bites here, she was filleted."
Gretchen Whitted was in her house in Polk County when she noticed five raccoons in her back yard. Having had trouble with animals messing the place up before she decided to chase them away, but soon wished she hadn't. The raccoons surrounded the 74 year old and attacked, causing her to fall to the ground, where they continued their attack. A neighbour, witnessing the event, called for help.

Gretchen was taken to hospital with extensive cuts from her neck to her legs and treated for rabies. Later on, local fire crews flooded nearby drains in a failed attempt to drive the animals out. Animal Control has said they're hoping to catch the raccoons by using cat food and sardines as bait.


A disabled 52 year old man in Essex said he suffered cuts all over after a vicious gang of cats attacked him while he was walking his dog. "I've seen these cats before but I've never seen them act like this. At first all I heard was a whining and spitting sound, then they all emerged from underneath a car. I did nothing to provoke them and my dog was terrified, but they just kept jumping at us and clawing our legs."

The entire town of Pitsea has become increasingly aware of their cat problem since that incident in September. Locals say the screeching of wild cats are keeping them up at night, and some have even had to keep their children from playing outside as the cat attacks increase in frequency. The cats have begun vandalising fences and garden sheds as part of their reign of terror, and group together in gangs of five or more to jump off walls and attack passers-by.


Mary Garcia, 70, was left in critical condition after two neighbourhood dogs attacked her on her doorstep. Animal Control says that a boxer-mix and a pit bull broke out of a neighbours yard and went straight for her. Neighbours never even heard her scream as the dogs leapt up on their hind legs and started trying to tear at her face. While covered in bites and scratches, it was the stress of the attack that hospitalised Mary as the ordeal caused a heart attack.

Witnesses heard what they thought sounded like dogs fighting and, upon investigating went straight to her defence, but it took four men armed with sticks and brooms to chase the dogs off. Even then they came back until one neighbour managed to see them off by chasing them down with a shovel to defend himself. Mary's 3 year old grandson witnessed the event and is said to be traumatised by it. He kept repeating "The dogs ate grandma." in between sobs.


There have been many more events like this of course, but I've only got limited space here. It seems like animals are going crazy this past month eh, although the cats don't really surprise me to be honest. That's synchronicity for you.

My Ideas

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If you're reading this page then you've probably noticed that I'm both passionate about and have an intuitive knowledge of mobile devices. If you're not reading this page then I can say whatever I want about you because you'll never find out and your mother said "Hi" last night as she licked at that camel's rectum. Anyway, back to the post. Undoubtedly you've noticed that I push mobile technology further than most people, and also know that I've got a very definite picture in my head about the future of mobile devices and software. When I get passionate about a phone you know it's got something worth being passionate about, and the fact that even the latest phones don't fully meet my needs shows you that my view of the future is born of necessity and innovation rather than copying ideas from other companies.

Wouldn't it be great if my ideas could somehow be brought to the attention of the CEO of a company that creates a leading mobile phone operating system? Can you imagine the fast forward the technology would have if my ideas were taken on board and integrated into a new operating system? That's the reason I recently signed up for an account on Symbian Ideas, where I can submit my ideas and get them rated by others, and eventually have them brought to the attention of the Symbian CEO. Well, that and the fact that my last source in the Symbian team recently left the business meaning that if I'm going to post about the future here I'm going to have to create that future myself. Unfortunately the site is full of people who're going the "copying ideas from other companies" route that I mentioned earlier, with hardly any innovation in their ideas at all so I don't know how long the initiative will last.

My first idea that I posted there is as follows, and includes links to more detailed posts that I've made here.

I suggest scrapping third and first party downloadable applications having new icons and instead integrating them into the existing applications already on the phone.

Okay the basic idea is that the phones have a more powerful core application package (PIM functionality, gallery, image editing, web browser, etc), achieved by combining some features, that deals with most situations and that can have the core applications functionalitys improved via plugins to add new features and browser window shaping widgets rather than having an entirely new application added to the menu. These plugins would use the core user interface as standard, only adding new functions to the existing applications. For example, rather than downloading a new application to add funny stickers to my images I'd add a plugin to my image editor that does that. Rather than downloading a new Twitter client I'd add a widget to my Twitter bookmark that shapes how the site is presented when I open the bookmark.

This would result in both a cleaner user interface with less icons needed, making it easier for newcomers to find their way around the phone and for themers to create themes, and a more personal device containing only the extra functions you actually need. As user interface wouldn't be a concern for most developers, they could release smaller function packages quickly for smaller development costs, luring bedroom coders towards Symbian as they design things for their own use.

I've written about this in a bit more detail before now and there are more examples and a more advanced way of looking at this at that link. I'll try to copy it over at some point, but the main points are all present.

So, here's what I need from my readers, all you other mobile junkies who come here for your fix of mobile news and views amongst other things. I need you to visit the site I linked earlier in the post and make your own account, then vote for my idea and any others that you like so that they can be brought to the attention of the people who can actually make that happen. Remember, my view of the mobile future is a glorious one that just needs a chance.
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