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Furie Is Playing A New Game (Like You Give A Shit)

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I've been reading a lot about games consoles gaining social media abilities over the past year and it's getting ridiculous. I mean seriously, if you're so addicted to Facebook or Twitter that you need to be notified of any new update even when relaxing with a video game then you really need to take a break from it all. And then I read about games being able to update your profiles with status updates and started getting annoyed. It's bad enough that you can barely do anything on the web without it getting automatically added to your Twitter account (I find it useful to have a second private account to use for these things) without getting the same premade update from your friends whenever they put a game in. It's ridiculous.

Of course, the boys over at Penny Arcade have a slightly different view of this phenomena...

Life

What? Life is hard.
awww

Parenting For Dummies

Maggie Hamilton is a teacher who gives regular lectures and puts on workshops throughout Australia and New Zealand and who has just spent two years speaking to thousands of parents about their children, and teachers about the children they see everyday. Her findings are terrifying, to the point that I'd be slapping half of these parents and taking their children into care if I'd done the research. The recent research she's been doing is for her latest book - What's Happening To Our Girls? Too Much, Too Soon, How Our Kids Are Overstimulated, Oversold And Oversexed. Catchy title (the sequel, What's Happening To Our Boys? is due out in 2010) eh? The book looks at how society has changed what it means to be a young girl, something I think my mainly female readership may find interesting. Although the book uses Australian girls as it's research basis, enough similarities exist to make this relevant reading for all parents.

The Problem
The book describes a new set of milestones that young girls are experiencing now, things they expect to be able to do when they reach a certain age and trends to things that they are doing. It's not for the faint hearted.

  • 3-5 year old girls want to go to kindergarten and preschool with painted nails and wearing lip gloss. They expect to be able to wear bras tailored specifically for their age group.
  • 6-7 year old girl are accessorising with handbags and jewellery. They see importance in wearing branded and designer clothes.
  • 8-9 year olds are spending money styling their hair and the majority have started dieting.
  • 10-11 year old girls are hosting birthday parties at beauty salons and getting their first Brazilian wax.
  • 13 year old girls have started sending sexual photos of themselves to boys (a different research paper I read recently pointed out that the majority in these circumstances are sending them to people they've "met" online and have no idea who they're really talking to) and some are engaging in oral sex with their boyfriends.
  • 14 year olds girls have had up to twenty different sexual partners already.

Read more...

Battle For The White House Mobile Game

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My Intentions
As I've said before on many occasions, mobile games usually suck ass. To find any of the few gems out there you'll have to wade through a bunch of crap, spending around £5 for each game with no way to try them out first. It's a shame and it puts people off buying the games which means they miss out on some absolute gems. I aim to change that by putting up a free game every now and then that has passed my own personal standards for mobile gaming. This will allow people to try the game out and, if they like it, to pay the money for the developer's version. That way people can have access to these brilliant games and be sure about what they'll be paying money for.

Today's Game
Ever dreamed of seeing Hilary Clinton flying through space on her way to a meeting? How about Obama riding a giant rock to the polls and picking up his voters on the way by rolling over them? If so, you're a scary weirdo.

You're also the person that Battle For The White House is aimed at. This weird little collection of mini games lets you pick a challenger and take them all the way to the White House in the boxing, brick breaking, rock riding, space travelling, parade marching, sabotaging chaos that is the American election process. And should you win the election there's a special bonus gift waiting for you.

Download The Game Here

Hitslink Horrors


The millitary and Sasquatch

Hitslink - for many it's a tool, the way we see how many people have visited us recently. For some though, it's a dark insight into the minds of our visitors. A terrifying visage of the world around us.

Okay, the first thought that ran through my head my head when I saw this was "Oh fuck, someone in Washington is looking for anyone who knows about the military's secret plans for Bigfoot." The second thought that ran through my head was "Get away from the windows. Don't let them get the shot!" It was only the third thought that reminded me that only my military is experimenting with DNA from fabled creatures. It was then that I realised I'd found a spy after my work and sent my own assassins over to America's capital - Washington, Seattle.
:rolleyes:

Money Money

A majority of Americans (hell, lets not single them out when most of the world has such problems) are in trouble. They've built up credit card debts that are barely managable, are just clinging on to their mortgages, and praying that their jobs will remain secure in the coming months. It's a common problem everywhere and I understand the fear. All it takes is for that source of income to be suddenly reduced or taken away and it all starts falling apart. If only there were a way to get rid of money altogether, take away that worry, comfort that fear.

Money - my personal saviour.
Money - material lust.
Money - that's all they treasure.
Money - in god we trust.
Daniel Shellabarger was thinking about these problems back in 2002 and came to the exact same conclusion - eradicate money. Since that day he hasn't spent any money at all and, for the past three years he has lived in a cave in Utah, in a beautiful canyon lined with waterfalls. He's usually filthy and smells like he has been for a long time. His hair has collected various forms of trash in it. He begs for food and warm clothing on the streets of Moab, a small town about an hours walk from his cave, eats roadkill and takes leftovers from trash cans. Occasionally friends in the town will feed him, something he freely admits while boasting that he's never missed a meal. Basically Daniel is a regular hobo, so why am I writing about him like he's different and how do I even know about this man? Under the name Daniel Suelo he updates his blog using the computers at the public library in Moab, keeping people informed about his quest to live without money, his methods and what led him to this decision.

When I lived with money I was always lacking. Money represents lack. Money represents things in the past (debt) and things in the future (credit), but money never represents what is present.

So he's insane then? Not really, more that he's better educated in the ways of the world and a little bitter (aren't we all?) about how people destroy themselves. You see, Daniel has a degree in anthropology that saw him joining the Peace Corps and monitoring the health of an Ecuadorian village for two years. During that time he saw the people of the village adopt new methods of economy, selling the excess food grown in their fields for cash and using the cash to buy things they hadn't needed until they were offered them - televisions, junk food, etc. As he measured their health he saw that his charts showed their health steadily declining as they spent more money on these things. In his own words, "It looked like money was impoverishing them". It was a turning point in the way he viewed the world. Ten years, a bunch of charity work and one Buddhist monastery later Daniel decided that in order to have a happy life he needed to live a free life and not be involved with money at all - a Sadhu in the most capitalist country in the world, in his mind.

But is money that easy to get rid of? While Daniel sees himself apart from the capitalist world he still lives off of its scraps, taking what others have left behind and wouldn't have had if money wasn't involved. And that's probably the reason I felt compelled to write this post and point out this man. A man who preaches regularly about the good parts of living without money, the character building toughness of it all, how it brings you closer to grace and therefore closer to God. A man who is as much a part of the system he reviles as any of us simply for the way he's chosen to opt out. A man who seems to have missed the point.
:rolleyes:

Less Dying, More Game & Midget Runners

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I'm finally over this flu we've had. It's been hard for me cause until a couple of years ago I'd metabolize pretty much any illness in a couple of hours at most so I'm not really used to them lasting as long as this has. I kept getting paranoid about what was causing it, which didn't help. Anyway, it's over now and I went down town for the first time in ages today.

Typically it was all go for a Sunday. There were two marathons (one 11 mile and one 25 mile) running different routes through the town as well as a load of traffic on the way to a local rugby match. The town centre was packed with people. At one point I was crossing the town square and some day-glo pink wearing midget ran smack bang into my knee (almost making me drop my XL double bacon cheeseburger :mad: ), bounced off, said "Excuse me" in a tone that people only use when they've got witnesses and don't expect you to follow them home with a chainsaw, then kept running. No sorry or anything. People have no bloody manners these days.

While I was browsing the shops I found a copy of Fable II. As my older readers know I'm a fanatic for this game, and regularly load it up to play a new character type on it. If you're not in the know the Fable games stand out feature is that your character changes depending on your actions. Level up your strength and you'll get more muscled, eat fattening foods and you'll soon have an over hanging belly, continually be evil and you may grow horns, get beaten in combat and you'll gain a scar that stays with you throughout the game. There are plenty of examples of this throughout the core game but the downloadable content adds much more to the game. However, we're not online here (yes, I know I must be to have written this post, but mobile browsers can't download things over Xbox Live) so we couldn't get any of the DLC packs. The version of Fable II that I found was the Game Of The Year edition with all the DLC added onto the game disc so I snapped it up, and it's given the game a new lease of life for us with a few new areas, plenty of new quests, some new events and creatures, and some new abilities. Plenty to play with.

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