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How It Began

Tuesday, 15. September 2009, 13:48:49

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:whistle:

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Mojo Hoho

Saturday, 29. August 2009, 21:04:38

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My babe's running a competition and, even though I can't win, I still want to play along so here's my entry.

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Vengeance - Part 3

Wednesday, 26. August 2009, 08:53:56

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Some cats never learn. Not content with kidnapping me and giving me a sex change against my will (which is more expensive to have reversed than you'd think, by the way), the evil one has now announced my death to everyone. As I'm still here typing this and occasionally breathe in and out, I've begun to doubt that the rumour was true. As always only one thought sprang to mind - vengeance! As I watched the young kitten through the scope of my sniper rifle (a hobby I've taken up recently) I considered how best to enact my plan.

Handing her a dead owl was a rather strange yet innocuous way to begin my vengeance. If she'd been a human she may not have taken it, but being a cat she took the dead bird straight home and tore it apart in the living room. A little while later, as she was gnawing on a leg, kitty noticed a small scroll of parchment and began to read it. And so it was that I set up my vengeance.

This morning I was watching the kitty again, this time through the zoom lens of my camera instead of a sniper scope, and saw that my plan had worked out perfectly and she was trying to find the invisible train station so she could be taken to Hogwarts.

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Vengeance Part II - Hero

Wednesday, 19. August 2009, 10:38:11

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Zap's superhero career was off to a great start.

Unfortunately she chose She Hulk, Cyndi Lauper and Dame Edna Everage as her role-models.
:rolleyes:

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Licking Wet Pussy

Sunday, 16. August 2009, 17:27:50

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Vengeance - The Truth About Kitty

Wednesday, 12. August 2009, 23:16:39

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You think you know someone. They're your friend and trusted advisor, a long lost member of your family. You know enough about their hobbies to think of them as a regular person - the biker and the photographer. That's as normal as a kitty can get, right?

You think you know someone and then they betray you, passing falsehoods about you around the site. Rage burns deep within you. You start to make your plans, tasting the phantom of vengeance yet to come. The wheels start turning and it gets closer and closer.

You think you know someone and then you plant cameras in their bedroom to find out just how perverted they really are.

Still think you know someone?
p:

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Homer

Friday, 10. October 2008, 09:14:24

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Meet Homer.

No, this is a dog not a Simpson, although he is kind of yellow and his exploits are worthy of the cartoon show. You see, Homer disappeared for three days last month and was found next to a railway track with gaping wounds across his back and side. It's every pet owner's nightmare, with one strange twist - these wounds hadn't bled at all.

Ray Davis, Homer's 62 year old owner, believes that Homer was hit by the wheel of a train and that the heat generated by the train going so fast cauterised the wounds instantly and stopped him bleeding to death.

Homer is certainly a lucky dog. After a quick operation to reopen the wounds and allow them to heal properly he's well on his way to recovery.
:D

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