Saturday, 26. September 2009, 21:22:08
test

The True You Values Harmony
You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.
With respect to money, you save for a rainy day.
You think good luck is something you won't attain - you expect bad luck.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be easily attracted to fads and fashions. You are showy and want to be noticed.
You are not able to relate clearly to others. You tend to become lost in clouds of confusion when attempting a task.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.
Take This Test Yourself
It's funny. You take a test that says it can tell you who the real you is and you never once agree with the results. For example, I don't think this result sounds anything like me. Sure, it's only a cheap little web test, but just suppose for a moment that I'd taken a highly detailed personality profile and been given the same results. I'd still disagree with it, and think the author of the test was dealing in too many generalities to be specific to a unique individual, rendering the test inaccurate. The annoying thing is that by taking a test asking someone else to tell me who the real me is I've effectively given up all opportunity to tell them that they got it wrong. If I took the test looking to find out who I am then obviously I don't know and have no right to disagree. On the other hand, if I took the test knowing who I am then I'd only be taking it to test how accurate it was, and obviously the author must have gotten a little too close for comfort for me to be disagreeing so vehemently. Right?
Wrong. I took the test out of boredom. It's highly inaccurate to the point that I disagree with both the conclusions drawn about me and the way those conclusions were drawn. It seems like any child can put these things together these days and yet an increasing number of people are taking them seriously, blatantly taking the tests over and over until they get the results they want rather than the ones their answers originally gave them. If you're wondering how I can tell, lets just say that you can only be told you're perfect at everything two days after everyone else took a test so often before alarm bells start ringing. Why do people take these things so seriously when they're being judged by someone else's standards? Some militant bigot put up a test that penalizes your purity for having gay friends and if even one percent of the population takes these tests to heart so much then that's already sixty million people who hate gay people because they're "corrupting".

Now I know I may come across as a hypocrite by posting this next to a test (nevermind setting up a group for tests) but all I'm saying is stop taking these things to heart and just have fun with them. If you're going to go around trying to make out that you're perfect in everyone's eyes then you're going to come across to people as very emotionally insecure and generally a quite sad individual, and we all know you'd hate that.



Saturday, 22. August 2009, 05:40:31
cool, test, photos
I was bored so I threw this together with a little help from Google's image search and a small amount of loathing for each person pictured below (a large amount for two of them - bonus points for naming which two).

Answers in whispers so you don't spoil it for everyone else, please folks.

Thursday, 13. August 2009, 22:08:48
test

The Recipe For Mik Furie
3 parts Beauty
2 parts Desire
1 part Creativity
Splash of Impishness
Sip slowly on the beach
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Yeah, I'm pretty.
Tuesday, 21. July 2009, 12:02:57
test

Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it
Take This Test Yourself
Yes, people who are famous beauties are often cultish about it.

Anyone got clue one what that means?
Saturday, 4. July 2009, 16:16:48
test

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
Take This Test Yourself
All I need is a fresh, juicy brain!
Braiiiiins! Braiiiiiiiins!

Sunday, 14. June 2009, 10:47:33
mobile technology, test

10% Bad, 90% Good
You are practically a cell phone saint. You never annoy the people around you. Everyone should have phone manners as good as yours. And you sure wish they did!
Take This Test Yourself
Those of you who read this page for the mobile posts are in for a treat today, but it's not this post. No, it's actually a post I've been attempting to make myself, but got beaten to it.
Go for a journey through the past evolution of smartphones in America compared with the Rest Of The World, from the viewpoint of an ex Nokia employee who is still a big name in the business.
The linked article is pretty damn huge and it provides an interesting and fair look at why smartphones that sell well in the US are completely different to the ones that sell well everywhere else. Definitely required reading if you're a serious mobile fan.

Monday, 8. June 2009, 15:00:28
test, life

My Last Words
Oh bugger!
Take This Test Yourself
All of the people listed below were executed for various crimes.
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."
George Appel, executed in electric chair.
"Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way."
Erskine Childers, executed by firing squad.
"Remember, the death penalty is murder."
Robert Drew.
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries."
James French, executed in electric chair.
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."
Johnny Frank Garrett.
"Good people are always so sure they're right."
Barbara Graham.
"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
Thomas J. Grasso.
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