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Tagged - Jobs I Wouldn't Do

Thursday, 21. February 2008, 13:20:38

This tag seems quite easy. I've just got to tell people five jobs that I wouldn't do, and why.

Those that shall pay are Clint and Kim.

Jobs I wouldn't ever do.
1) Manual Horse Insemination.
2) Professional Pet Stylist.
3) Sex Toy Tester.
4) Paris Hilton's Gynocologist.
5) Professional Sperm Donor.

If you want to know why I wont do them, just click the job names.

My victims are
Darko.
Caitlin.
Armygirl.
Remi.
Randy Wandy Woo.
As always these are taken from my recent visitors list. You brought it on yourselves folks. Don't forget to tag five other people yourselves.
p:

The Final DayAnnouncement - You Waited For This?

Comments

Kimmie 21. February 2008, 13:33

:lol:

Cois 21. February 2008, 13:37

I uhm... actually did the first one on cows..:left:

Cois 21. February 2008, 13:40

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION MIND YOU!:insane:

Santa Furie 21. February 2008, 13:47

With machines or manually? You see with manual insemination you have to use your hands to help the process along. :yuck:

Aadil 21. February 2008, 14:26

:lol:

Attila 21. February 2008, 15:27

Funny! :D I thought about pet stylist for my list also! :lol:

Santa Furie 21. February 2008, 15:37

Yeah, but you are a pet so it'd have a whole different meaning if you said it. :cat:

Carol 21. February 2008, 17:24

:eyes: :D

r♡se 21. February 2008, 18:05

:lol: Love the pictures!

Darko 21. February 2008, 18:22

:lol::lol:

Cois 21. February 2008, 20:16

manually.. you have to stick your hand in grab a tube thing then use a pipet (sp?) like instrument to inseminate.. sounds basic till you have your arm up a cow.. sheep are easier.. artificial insemination only used for breeding studs..
I've got some pics somewhere.. hope I can find'em..

Darko 21. February 2008, 20:54

:no:
Please don`t :yikes:

Cois 21. February 2008, 21:13

:lol:

Kimmie 21. February 2008, 21:23

Pipette.

theoddbod 21. February 2008, 21:57

:lol:

leena 21. February 2008, 23:53

why do you have photos.
why do you hope.

pressing questions in my mind**

Santa Furie 22. February 2008, 00:55

I have photos cause it saves typing. I hope cause it's the only thing in this world that no-one can steal from me.

Cois 22. February 2008, 01:06

pipette! Homer: Doh! only know my languages terminology..
*steals a steak that came from a cow named Hope from Mik*

leena 22. February 2008, 04:30

mm let me clear up this!
*why*
of all things to be hopeful for ( in world )

you are MOST happily hopeful about photos of arms in cows.
*votes for the steak*

OVERPOWERS Cois ...runs to grill!

Cois 22. February 2008, 08:30

HOPE!! :no: Don't take my stolen Hope!!:cry:

Aadil 23. February 2008, 13:51

:confused::looks for braai::finds sheep that Cois was hiding in his motel room:

Cois 23. February 2008, 13:58

*wonders where his sheep COSTUME disappeared to* How the hell am I gonna be a wolf in sheeps clothing now? :confused:

Santa Furie 23. February 2008, 14:55

:sst: Tranny.

Cois 23. February 2008, 17:44

b... bu.... but you said you loved me last night.. awww

Santa Furie 23. February 2008, 18:44

And now I've had my way with you so I don't anymore. p:

Cois 23. February 2008, 19:07

Bitch! :mad:

leena 23. February 2008, 20:33

You two-timing b******! :furious: I suppose OUR little soiree was nothing?!?

Aadil 23. February 2008, 20:40

Isn't there an accent mark missing there? Don't you mean soirée

Santa Furie 23. February 2008, 21:01

I hope you mean Clint. I'm a one woman one man kinda guy. :lol:

Attila 23. February 2008, 21:25

And two men kinda guy also, apparently... :lol:

Santa Furie 23. February 2008, 21:29

Two men? I've only had Clint. :lol: He seduced me with his cap.

Attila 23. February 2008, 21:32

So, he is not a man? :left:

Cois 23. February 2008, 22:36

Hey!:irked: THE man!

Santa Furie 24. February 2008, 03:33

Fine, is he not the man? And the answer's still no. p:

Kimmie 24. February 2008, 08:50

Doesn't soirée mean a party of a few people? People who think they're posh use it as a term for a dinner or cocktail party.

Cois 24. February 2008, 09:11

I am THE man!:irked: and this conversation is just too weird for my innocent virgin ass to take..:cry:

Santa Furie 24. February 2008, 10:57

That's not what he said last night...

Cois 24. February 2008, 11:33

Go back to bed you half-dead git!:irked:

Santa Furie 24. February 2008, 14:26

Half dead? You're the one that's shagged out :lol:

Cois 24. February 2008, 19:51

If you mean that hottie hot hottie female you saw leaving my house earlier then HELL YEAH! :D

Santa Furie 24. February 2008, 20:50

You know I'm stalking you? :eyes: How?

theoddbod 24. February 2008, 20:54

Could it be that HE is stalking YOU? :eyes:

Darko 24. February 2008, 20:57

Or that "hottie hot hottie female" is stalking both :eyes:

Santa Furie 24. February 2008, 21:33

She lives with me and she was only round his house to deliver one of the many ass kickings she's promised him. She only owes him 57 now. :D

Cois 24. February 2008, 21:46

:insane: when will this ass kicking end!:cry:

Kimmie 24. February 2008, 22:39

Hahaha

Darko 25. February 2008, 05:50

:lol:

leena 27. February 2008, 11:41

is this a bad time to mention this? the new layout ...all i get is a lot of head a bunch of Fs. i am not a man. not working for me**

otherwise ,, cool.

Santa Furie 27. February 2008, 12:50

You get a lot of head and a bunch of F's. That's dirty. :o:

leena 28. February 2008, 16:26

:right: dirty? :confused:

i mean to say i can not see your face! men they do not seem to mind if a photo cuts off

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