Dark Furie - Tagged - Jobs I Wouldn't Do

Tagged - Jobs I Wouldn't Do

Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:20:38 PM

This tag seems quite easy. I've just got to tell people five jobs that I wouldn't do, and why.

Those that shall pay are Clint and Kim.

Jobs I wouldn't ever do.
1) Manual Horse Insemination.
2) Professional Pet Stylist.
3) Sex Toy Tester.
4) Paris Hilton's Gynocologist.
5) Professional Sperm Donor.

If you want to know why I wont do them, just click the job names.

My victims are
Darko.
Caitlin.
Armygirl.
Remi.
Randy Wandy Woo.
As always these are taken from my recent visitors list. You brought it on yourselves folks. Don't forget to tag five other people yourselves.

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Spaggyj # Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:33:14 PM

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:37:44 PM

I uhm... actually did the first one on cows..

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:40:47 PM

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION MIND YOU!

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, February 21, 2008 1:47:28 PM

With machines or manually? You see with manual insemination you have to use your hands to help the process along.

Mad Scientistqlue # Thursday, February 21, 2008 2:26:35 PM

Attila attilasoul # Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:27:30 PM

Funny!

I thought about pet stylist for my list also!

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:37:01 PM

Yeah, but you are a pet so it'd have a whole different meaning if you said it.

Dacotah # Thursday, February 21, 2008 5:24:17 PM

r♡serose-marie # Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:05:15 PM

Love the pictures!

Darkogdare # Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:22:25 PM

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, February 21, 2008 8:16:05 PM

manually.. you have to stick your hand in grab a tube thing then use a pipet (sp?) like instrument to inseminate.. sounds basic till you have your arm up a cow.. sheep are easier.. artificial insemination only used for breeding studs..
I've got some pics somewhere.. hope I can find'em..

Darkogdare # Thursday, February 21, 2008 8:54:49 PM

Please don`t

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, February 21, 2008 9:13:17 PM

Spaggyj # Thursday, February 21, 2008 9:23:04 PM

Pipette.

theoddbod # Thursday, February 21, 2008 9:57:42 PM

leenalesswoodsend # Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:53:05 PM

why do you have photos.
why do you hope.

pressing questions in my mind**

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, February 22, 2008 12:55:32 AM

I have photos cause it saves typing. I hope cause it's the only thing in this world that no-one can steal from me.

Bad WolfCois # Friday, February 22, 2008 1:06:52 AM

pipette!

only know my languages terminology..
*steals a steak that came from a cow named Hope from Mik*

leenalesswoodsend # Friday, February 22, 2008 4:30:12 AM

mm let me clear up this!
*why*
of all things to be hopeful for ( in world )

you are MOST happily hopeful about photos of arms in cows.
*votes for the steak*

OVERPOWERS Cois ...runs to grill!

Bad WolfCois # Friday, February 22, 2008 8:30:34 AM

HOPE!!

Don't take my stolen Hope!!

Mad Scientistqlue # Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:51:36 PM

:looks for braai::finds sheep that Cois was hiding in his motel room:

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, February 23, 2008 1:58:10 PM

*wonders where his sheep COSTUME disappeared to* How the hell am I gonna be a wolf in sheeps clothing now?

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, February 23, 2008 2:55:34 PM

Tranny.

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:44:06 PM

b... bu.... but you said you loved me last night..

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, February 23, 2008 6:44:46 PM

And now I've had my way with you so I don't anymore.

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, February 23, 2008 7:07:44 PM

Bitch!

leenalesswoodsend # Saturday, February 23, 2008 8:33:33 PM

You two-timing b******!

I suppose OUR little soiree was nothing?!?

Mad Scientistqlue # Saturday, February 23, 2008 8:40:53 PM

Isn't there an accent mark missing there? Don't you mean soirée

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:01:00 PM

I hope you mean Clint. I'm a one woman one man kinda guy.

Attila attilasoul # Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:25:28 PM

And two men kinda guy also, apparently...

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:29:49 PM

Two men? I've only had Clint.

He seduced me with his cap.

Attila attilasoul # Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:32:40 PM

So, he is not a man?

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, February 23, 2008 10:36:23 PM

Hey!

THE man!

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, February 24, 2008 3:33:58 AM

Fine, is he not the man? And the answer's still no.

Spaggyj # Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:50:28 AM

Doesn't soirée mean a party of a few people? People who think they're posh use it as a term for a dinner or cocktail party.

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, February 24, 2008 9:11:47 AM

I am THE man!

and this conversation is just too weird for my innocent virgin ass to take..

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, February 24, 2008 10:57:54 AM

That's not what he said last night...

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, February 24, 2008 11:33:55 AM

Go back to bed you half-dead git!

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, February 24, 2008 2:26:58 PM

Half dead? You're the one that's shagged out

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, February 24, 2008 7:51:54 PM

If you mean that hottie hot hottie female you saw leaving my house earlier then HELL YEAH!

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:50:34 PM

You know I'm stalking you?

How?

theoddbod # Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:54:39 PM

Could it be that HE is stalking YOU?

Darkogdare # Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:57:13 PM

Or that "hottie hot hottie female" is stalking both

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, February 24, 2008 9:33:59 PM

She lives with me and she was only round his house to deliver one of the many ass kickings she's promised him. She only owes him 57 now.

Bad WolfCois # Sunday, February 24, 2008 9:46:36 PM

when will this ass kicking end!

Spaggyj # Sunday, February 24, 2008 10:39:31 PM

Hahaha

Darkogdare # Monday, February 25, 2008 5:50:07 AM

leenalesswoodsend # Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:41:35 AM

is this a bad time to mention this? the new layout ...all i get is a lot of head a bunch of Fs. i am not a man. not working for me**

otherwise ,, cool.

Dark FurieFurie # Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:50:16 PM

You get a lot of head and a bunch of F's. That's dirty.

leenalesswoodsend # Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:26:36 PM

dirty?

i mean to say i can not see your face! men they do not seem to mind if a photo cuts off

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