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Laziness

How lazy are you?

We've all had our moments. Times we've taken the day off work. Times we've slept in until midday. I don't think there's anyone in the world who hasn't been at that point where you don't change the channel on the TV because the remote is just out of arm's reach.

We've all had our lazy moments, but I doubt anyone is lazy enough to need this gadget.

This isn't a hoax. Someone has actually designed a motorised ice cream cone. Just stick out your tongue and turn it on.

I can't see it selling well though. After all, if you're lazy enough to need this gadget then you're obviously far too lazy to decide which flavour you want.
:D

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Oh it makes me so mad!! :mad:

By Spaggyj, # 25. April 2008, 08:27:37

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:lol:

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 08:31:19

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Stupidity :faint:

By gdare, # 25. April 2008, 08:56:40

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I'm getting a green one :happy:

By rose-marie, # 25. April 2008, 09:41:23

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:rolleyes:
Feeling lazy, Rose?
P:

By gdare, # 25. April 2008, 09:53:27

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:lol: :sst:Typical woman.

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 10:36:35

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I think there's one for lollipops as well.. But its more of a gimmick..p:

By Cois, # 25. April 2008, 10:41:46

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Yeah, seen them. They're creepy. Look like sex toys for kids. :yuck:

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 10:55:34

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Aaaargh! :yuck: now that image will haunt me forever :cry:

By Cois, # 25. April 2008, 11:09:42

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:zip:

By Dacotah, # 25. April 2008, 12:03:44

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They do. It's like someone's designed a miniature dildo, couldn't market it so added a lollipop and sold to kids.

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 12:16:43

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...Just WOW.

..................And of course: WHAT THE HELL?!

:lol:

Why would they do that!? :rolleyes:

By shigen, # 25. April 2008, 14:33:00

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So little girls like you can buy them.. :rolleyes:

By Cois, # 25. April 2008, 14:47:03

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Hmmm... It could prove to be a bit difficult for a lazy person to get a hold of the cone. :sherlock:

By rose-marie, # 25. April 2008, 15:08:01

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Infomercials... p:

By Cois, # 25. April 2008, 15:23:11

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:right: I want one...with lemon, coco and strawberry-flavoured icecream! :happy:

By MizzMartinez, # 25. April 2008, 16:11:21

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You girls are sooooo lazy. :lol:

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 16:49:19

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:yes: :happy:

By MizzMartinez, # 25. April 2008, 16:53:34

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Hold on, are you talking about the ice cream cone or the motorised dildo? :yikes:

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 17:03:46

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WARNING! WARNING!

We've got another pervo over here!

WARNING! WARNING!

By MizzMartinez, # 25. April 2008, 17:26:30

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Is that gadget dishwasher proof?!:left:

By attilasoul, # 25. April 2008, 18:19:40

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Probably Tilla.

Ah, so it's true then Kerst.

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 18:33:21

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The package says "Detachable and dishwasher safe cup" :yes:

:sst: It also says "Takes a licking. Keeps ice cream from dripping." :right:

By rose-marie, # 25. April 2008, 19:13:49

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:lol:

By attilasoul, # 25. April 2008, 19:15:47

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"No more manually rotating the cone!" <- That right there is what sold me. It's a bitch getting carpal tunnel with all the ice cream cone rotating... :whistle:

By rose-marie, # 25. April 2008, 19:21:57

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:whistle:

Homer: Doh!

I mean...

:zip:

By MizzMartinez, # 25. April 2008, 19:52:57

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Jesus.

By dannii, # 25. April 2008, 20:01:39

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Yes my child? :angel:

By Furie, # 25. April 2008, 20:54:38

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:lol: (for real) @ the tiny tot dildo.
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It's like that oral b pulsar toothbrush. It's literally a mini vibrator. I cut one open just to confirm my suspicions. Its perfectly sized and shaped to pleasure some pre-teen brat without the embarrassment of having to enter a sex shop to buy it :yuck:

By qlue, # 25. April 2008, 21:59:07

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:faint:

By dannii, # 25. April 2008, 22:37:23

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That's fucking disgusting :yuck:

By Spaggyj, # 26. April 2008, 07:23:02

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:eyes:

By MizzMartinez, # 26. April 2008, 08:14:41

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qlue doth research strange things..

By Cois, # 26. April 2008, 10:18:51

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:eyes:

It's not lazy enough. It needs some kind of adjustable neck holster so you don't have to hold it yourself :left:.

Also, :insane: @qlue's research

By theoddbod, # 26. April 2008, 10:35:30

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Now we know who'll buy it.. :D

By Cois, # 26. April 2008, 10:51:02

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