The Dark Furie

Granny Fanny

Saturday, May 17, 2008 8:46:15 AM

Poor woman. Not only is she cursed with an awful name (Fanny Batter) but the 59 year old Grandmother wasn't allowed to open a bank account when staff refused to believe that it is her actual name and not a joke. Despite showing many forms of identification including her social security card and passport, staff at the Third Agricultural bank in Miami refused to believe her and treated her as if she were a criminal.

She's suing the bank for a million dollars in compensation, which I hope she gets. I also hope she sues her parents, because that name has got to count as child cruelty.

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Comments

Spaggyj Saturday, May 17, 2008 9:17:26 AM

Ewww, fanny batter lol

Bad WolfCois Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:41:13 AM

Poor Fanny.. awww

funzfunz81 Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:58:43 AM

bigeyes

Bad WolfCois Saturday, May 17, 2008 11:27:58 AM

Relation to you Fanny? whistle

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, May 17, 2008 11:33:23 AM

It is her. whistle

Dacotah Saturday, May 17, 2008 11:52:56 AM

I hope she wins and that bank tells her sorry too. irked

Darkogdare Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:07:09 PM

If she wins she won`t be poor anymore bigsmile

Attila attilasoul Saturday, May 17, 2008 12:50:55 PM

*Clicks at link to see explanation of the name...*

...

For crying out loud what were those parents thinking! yikes


Dark FurieFurie Saturday, May 17, 2008 2:34:44 PM

lol

Dacotah Saturday, May 17, 2008 3:51:31 PM

OMG!!! Just went to the link.
"my purple headed love warriour in" by by crypt keeper.

and #10 "Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
by Bastardized Bottomburp"

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, May 17, 2008 5:58:23 PM

Just to put this name into perspective,
Behind the name
Think baby names
.
This was most likely a family name. It was quite a popular name a few generations ago. There's a few Fanny's on my own family tree, gracefully, they've all long since passed on. left

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, May 17, 2008 7:41:32 PM

I know the origins, but you'd think with a name like Batter her parents would have named her something different. Either that or she'd never have thought of marrying some guy with Batter as a surname.
lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 18, 2008 1:06:33 AM

I have a aunt Fanny that now lives in the UK.. I wonder what her surname is now that she remarried.. left

funzfunz81 Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:31:46 PM

*spanks Clint's huge butt* I am not your aunt! mad

I'm too young to be your aunt left

funzfunz81 Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:32:14 PM

p

funzfunz81 Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:32:55 PM

Oh... I am not marrying a Batter either party

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, May 18, 2008 9:55:10 PM

Seems like an aunt to me. angel

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:47:36 PM

Bloody aunt! lol

funzfunz81 Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:51:08 PM

irked looks like you need more than just some spanking bigeyes

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:54:49 PM

Not with that aunt! eek

funzfunz81 Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:59:18 PM

lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 18, 2008 11:03:59 PM

so oblivious.. bigsmile

Dacotah Monday, May 19, 2008 3:43:02 AM

What does this username "Bastardized Bottomburp" sound like to you all?

Darkogdare Monday, May 19, 2008 4:55:22 AM

lol

Attila attilasoul Monday, May 19, 2008 5:42:21 AM

Is that Fanny Batter's husband by any chance, Carol? lol

Dark FurieFurie Monday, May 19, 2008 8:17:08 AM

It sounds like Clint to me. left

Bad WolfCois Monday, May 19, 2008 9:06:11 AM

You want me to start getting nasty eh.. devil

Dacotah Monday, May 19, 2008 11:08:53 AM

lol Not who but what bigsmile
"Bastardized Bottomburp" Sounds like Bastardized is Farting to me. bigsmile

funzfunz81 Monday, May 19, 2008 2:09:28 PM

oh i know who he is... he's Lord Fartalot left

Dacotah Monday, May 19, 2008 6:34:43 PM

lol bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Monday, May 19, 2008 6:43:27 PM

Stop talking about Mik that way.. irked

Dark FurieFurie Monday, May 19, 2008 7:29:57 PM

rolleyes

r♡serose-marie Monday, May 19, 2008 9:24:36 PM

Ohh... lol

theoddbod Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:56:54 PM

bigeyes

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