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Granny Fanny

Poor woman. Not only is she cursed with an awful name (Fanny Batter) but the 59 year old Grandmother wasn't allowed to open a bank account when staff refused to believe that it is her actual name and not a joke. Despite showing many forms of identification including her social security card and passport, staff at the Third Agricultural bank in Miami refused to believe her and treated her as if she were a criminal.

She's suing the bank for a million dollars in compensation, which I hope she gets. I also hope she sues her parents, because that name has got to count as child cruelty.

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Ewww, fanny batter :lol:

By Spaggyj, # 17. May 2008, 09:17:26

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Poor Fanny.. awww

By Cois, # 17. May 2008, 10:41:13

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:eyes:

By funz81, # 17. May 2008, 10:58:43

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Relation to you Fanny? :whistle:

By Cois, # 17. May 2008, 11:27:58

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It is her. :whistle:

By Furie, # 17. May 2008, 11:33:23

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I hope she wins and that bank tells her sorry too. :irked:

By Dacotah, # 17. May 2008, 11:52:56

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If she wins she won`t be poor anymore :D

By gdare, # 17. May 2008, 12:07:09

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*Clicks at link to see explanation of the name...*

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For crying out loud what were those parents thinking! :yikes:


By attilasoul, # 17. May 2008, 12:50:55

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:lol:

By Furie, # 17. May 2008, 14:34:44

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OMG!!! Just went to the link.
"my purple headed love warriour in" by by crypt keeper.

and #10 "Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
by Bastardized Bottomburp"

By Dacotah, # 17. May 2008, 15:51:31

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Just to put this name into perspective,
Behind the name
Think baby names
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This was most likely a family name. It was quite a popular name a few generations ago. There's a few Fanny's on my own family tree, gracefully, they've all long since passed on. :left:

By qlue, # 17. May 2008, 17:58:23

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I know the origins, but you'd think with a name like Batter her parents would have named her something different. Either that or she'd never have thought of marrying some guy with Batter as a surname.
:lol:

By Furie, # 17. May 2008, 19:41:32

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I have a aunt Fanny that now lives in the UK.. I wonder what her surname is now that she remarried.. :left:

By Cois, # 18. May 2008, 01:06:33

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*spanks Clint's huge butt* I am not your aunt! :mad:

I'm too young to be your aunt :left:

By funz81, # 18. May 2008, 21:31:46

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P:

By funz81, # 18. May 2008, 21:32:14

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Oh... I am not marrying a Batter either :hat:

By funz81, # 18. May 2008, 21:32:55

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Seems like an aunt to me. :angel:

By Furie, # 18. May 2008, 21:55:10

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Bloody aunt! :lol:

By Cois, # 18. May 2008, 22:47:36

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:irked: looks like you need more than just some spanking :eyes:

By funz81, # 18. May 2008, 22:51:08

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Not with that aunt! :eek:

By Cois, # 18. May 2008, 22:54:49

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:lol:

By funz81, # 18. May 2008, 22:59:18

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so oblivious.. :D

By Cois, # 18. May 2008, 23:03:59

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What does this username "Bastardized Bottomburp" sound like to you all?

By Dacotah, # 19. May 2008, 03:43:02

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:lol:

By gdare, # 19. May 2008, 04:55:22

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Is that Fanny Batter's husband by any chance, Carol? :lol:

By attilasoul, # 19. May 2008, 05:42:21

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It sounds like Clint to me. :left:

By Furie, # 19. May 2008, 08:17:08

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You want me to start getting nasty eh.. :devil:

By Cois, # 19. May 2008, 09:06:11

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:lol: Not who but what :D
"Bastardized Bottomburp" Sounds like Bastardized is Farting to me. :D

By Dacotah, # 19. May 2008, 11:08:53

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oh i know who he is... he's Lord Fartalot :left:

By funz81, # 19. May 2008, 14:09:28

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:lol: :D

By Dacotah, # 19. May 2008, 18:34:43

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Stop talking about Mik that way.. :irked:

By Cois, # 19. May 2008, 18:43:27

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:rolleyes:

By Furie, # 19. May 2008, 19:29:57

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Ohh... :lol:

By rose-marie, # 19. May 2008, 21:24:36

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:eyes:

By theoddbod, # 21. May 2008, 21:56:54

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