The Dark Furie

All The Eights

Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:07:54 AM

This month a baby was celebrated across the world simply for being born. Hailey Jo Hauer, was born weighing 8 pounds, 8 ounces on the 8th of August 2008 (8-8-08). That's all the eights. Congratulations go to the parents on the birth of their little girl, and the publicity she's received due to a coincidence.

While I'm at it I'd like to extend my commiserations to the mother of any baby that gets this publicity on the 9th of September next year. I'm sure the stitches will be out in no time.
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Comments

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:11:34 AM

yikes
Hope the didn't name her 8.
When was your "Golden Birthday?"

Attila attilasoul Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:12:01 AM

yikes

And the year after it'll be even worse! faint

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:29:54 AM

Thought the girls would appreciate this one.

Darkogdare Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:31:30 AM

bigeyes

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:37:32 AM

*climbs on a chair to see Darko's expression*
Wow, bulging eyes...
*brings out scalpel*
We'll have you fixed in no time.
bigsmile

Darkogdare Saturday, August 23, 2008 8:48:14 AM

*kicks the chair, looking troll rolling on the floor*
Behave! mad

p

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:11:36 AM

How tall was she? rolleyes

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:49:02 AM

She's gonna die when she's 88.. left

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Saturday, August 23, 2008 10:17:04 AM

Oh... o

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:28:51 PM

"When was your "Golden Birthday?"

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:41:48 PM

Am I reading a different post to you guys?

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:44:25 PM

Do you know what a Golden Birthday is?

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:46:57 PM

Not a clue. I also don't know why Kerst is asking how tall a baby is or why Darko is kicking out with no eyes... left

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:47:41 PM

idea Is it the anniversary of the first time you receive a golden shower? Cause if it is, I don't have one.

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:49:47 PM

yuck No way.
The date of my birthday for example is the 30th, so my Golden birthday was when I turned 30 on the 30th. bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, August 23, 2008 2:29:35 PM

Ah, that'd be my 12th then. bigsmile.

*realises Darko is the yellow eyed demon and calls Sam and Dean Winchester to destroy him*

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 2:54:13 PM

bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 23, 2008 3:26:47 PM

I always thought that was the crown birthday.. Mine was on the 23rd in 2003 and no I wasn't 23kg left

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 3:28:16 PM

bigsmile

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:06:50 PM

Well...perhaps this baby was 8 inches tall when he was born! Like... doh

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:13:29 PM

8 inches tall is a very short baby. bigeyes

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:16:09 PM

What about 88 inches then? p

Mizz MartínezMizzMartinez Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:16:22 PM

Or simply 88 cm! wink

Dacotah Saturday, August 23, 2008 9:21:22 PM

p bigsmile

Cleanclean Saturday, August 23, 2008 11:57:52 PM

It needed some assembly because it came in 88 pieces? bigeyes

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:53:21 PM

Has anyone noticed that people are talking shit on this post?

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:39:10 PM

Yes.. Why do you do that qlue? lol

Cleanclean Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:42:17 PM

That was a different post, wasn't it? wink

theoddbod Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:40:18 AM

What did they do in 2000? p

theoddbod Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:41:17 AM

You know, if you're born on Feb 29th then you'll never have a Golden Birthday.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:45:26 AM

2000 - worshipped all the children who were never conceived.

That's maths for ya.

r♡serose-marie Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:31:19 PM

bigeyes That baby looks huge!

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:36:34 PM

Yeah. If that's the mother feeding it, I hope it was a C-section.

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