The Dark Furie

Shitstorm

The management of the Zentrum Paul Klee museum in Switzerland were left with a little more than egg on their faces when a work of art escaped a couple of weeks ago.

"Complex Shit", a gigantic inflatable sculpture of a pile of dog crap, broke free of it's moorings in high winds. The giant turd was prepared for such an incident with a safety system that deflates it in bad weather. However, caught unaware by sudden winds, the system failed to operate and the huge poo went on a rampage around Berne in Switzerland, bringing down powerlines and trashing a greenhouse before eventually coming to rest on a nearby children's home (much to the children's delight, I'm sure) where it broke a window.

"Complex Shit" is a piece of work by American artist Paul McCarthy. Why he thought people would pay good money to see something we've spent billions of man-hours trying to keep hidden I've no idea.

Ever write a post so strange that it doesn't seem real even to you? That's what I'm going through with this post.

Other suggested titles for this post included "When The Shit Hits The Fan", "Tough Shit", and "Bad Shit, Maaaaan..."


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Comments

selurus Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:15:43 AM

I guess the museum was in deep shit p
(SHIT was not on the T9 dictionary on my phone how silly is that.)

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:21:10 AM

Shitstorm!!! lol

Dacotah Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:43:49 AM

lol

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:56:55 AM

That's why we phone users are regularly up to our eyes in shiv. bigsmile

Darkogdare Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:09:22 AM

That`s shitty....

Attila attilasoul Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:53:36 AM

That sure is one weird blog post, Mik! lol

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:57:41 AM

roflcopter lol

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:58:11 AM

Couldn't find a photo of the art so I just took a dump in a field. left

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:58:44 AM

Copter? confused

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:26:24 AM

Ewww Mik.. scared

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:51:33 AM

A roflcopter is when you rofl so fast that you sound like a copter.

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:56:40 AM

Okaaaaay... Any chance of a video? p

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Sunday, August 24, 2008 11:20:21 AM

that´s hilarious! lol where do you find this stuff? p

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Sunday, August 24, 2008 11:47:20 AM

Oh you think that's funny. Wait till you see my helicockter. Helicockter also has another meaning.

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:58:46 PM

Fuck Mik! Are you gonna pay the doctors bills. I think I cracked mi funny bone on this one. lollollol

Cleanclean Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:46:45 PM

Imagine being the security guy (I assume he was a security guy) ... no choice but to leap up in the air after it. Way to bring that erection down, guy! bigeyes lol

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 25, 2008 8:05:02 AM

Ain't my fault. I just report what's happening in the news. Like the guy who took his grand daughter's pink Barbie fishing rod while she went to the toilet and landed a record breaking catch with it. Or the baby pronounced dead who came back to life after hours in a storage freezer. The world is full of moments like that every day.

HenryAOTEAROAnz Monday, August 25, 2008 8:29:54 AM

lol
Shit happens.
The post thet seems to be unreal and strange is a pretty regular occurence with me..lol


Mad Scientistqlue Monday, August 25, 2008 8:52:53 AM

lol

r♡serose-marie Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:28:19 PM

lol

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