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Talk Like A Pirate Day 4 - What Pirate Are You?

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You are The Quartermaster

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.



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Attila 20. September 2008, 13:53

I got the same result...

Aadil 20. September 2008, 14:06

Aye, I's b'n needin' a good quartermaster I is. That tha' inquest she b'n callin' me cap'n 'n rightly so!
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Originally posted by TOTLAPPI:

You be Cap'n.
Some men been born great 'n some jus' plain disembowel any skaliwag wot say otherwise. etc. etc.

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Harrr! :raider:

theoddbod 20. September 2008, 14:43

You are The Cap'n!



Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.



:left::right:

*shoots Qlue with his blunderbuss, throws the body to the sharks*

Only one Cap'n on this 'ere vessel :raider:

Cois 20. September 2008, 15:23

You are The Quartermaster


You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around
because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.




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Arrr.. There'll be a fight'n on this here ship.. :raider:

Furie 20. September 2008, 15:34

Cap'n be only 15 parts pirate. Mutiny! :raider:

r♡se 20. September 2008, 15:38

Quartermaster here too!

theoddbod 20. September 2008, 16:12

Mybe Cap'n showed what a scurvy swab he was by lyin' on the test :left:

Furie 20. September 2008, 16:40

Anyone know what horrendous accident has befallen Rose to make her look like that? :insane:

theoddbod 20. September 2008, 16:43

Phew! I thought my PC was being weird again. But no, it's just a freaky new avatar :insane:

r♡se 20. September 2008, 16:44

Neon wiring gone crazy awww

Attila 20. September 2008, 17:48

Rose? Is that you? *Worried look*

r♡se 20. September 2008, 18:05

Don't worry, I'm only trying out some different things :D.

Moesring 21. September 2008, 01:47

I'm a quartermaster. :raider:

Furie 21. September 2008, 02:00

Dark Rosie. She's joined my army. :happy:

Attila 21. September 2008, 10:19

Why is this showing up at my watch list as a new post? :confused:

Furie 21. September 2008, 10:53

Because you've gone senile? How old are you?

Attila 21. September 2008, 11:06

Just admit that you did something with the post. P:

Furie 21. September 2008, 11:11

Not this one. Sorry.

Attila 21. September 2008, 11:15

Must be the watchlist monkey that plays games with me. I can see you've got a post after this one, that I haven't been notified about.

r♡se 21. September 2008, 11:30

Joined the army? Or infiltrated it? :right:

Furie 21. September 2008, 12:14

Time for indoctrination. Repeat after me.
"Furie is God. We all worship Furie. Cats must die. Furie must live forever."

r♡se 21. September 2008, 12:30

Fur is God. We'll warship Furie. Cast the die. Furie musters liver forever.

How weird :confused:.

Furie 21. September 2008, 13:41

Damn it! Another elderly half deaf soldier. :irked:

r♡se 21. September 2008, 14:13

Thank you dear, I'd love some soda :happy:.

Furie 21. September 2008, 17:15

*hands Rose her knitting*

r♡se 21. September 2008, 18:42

*invites Mik to join the knitting group on Pensionbook* p:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 21. September 2008, 21:24

arr!!!!

You are The Cap'n!



Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.


Cois 22. September 2008, 00:16

C'n i come aboard capt'n? :raider:

Cois 22. September 2008, 00:22

:lol: all aboard lads!!!

Dacotah 19. September 2009, 00:38

You are The Quartermaster


You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around
because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.




What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Furie 19. September 2009, 01:27

Yarrr! :raider:

Dacotah 19. September 2009, 02:26

Yarr! :raider:

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