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Ask A Stupid Question Day

Sunday, 28. September 2008, 03:57:28

,

What's my name?
How old am I?
Why do dogs lick their balls?
If I unscrew my navel, will my bum fall off?
Should I leave my job and become a hermit?
Do I really need to breathe in order to live?
Why do I keep asking questions?

Welcome my friends to Ask A Stupid Question Day - where the aim of the game is to ask stupid questions. The origins of this day go back to an incentive in the 1980s where American schoolteachers were trying to get their students to ask more questions in class. As part of this, Ask A Stupid Question day was born, where anyone can ask the questions they were too afraid to ask before, because they seemed too stupid.

As a result of this Auntie Furie will be in house on this blog post all day answering your questions and setting your mind at ease about the problems in your life.
:D

QWERTZThere Can Be Only One

Comments

gdare 28. September 2008, 06:20

We could use Miss Alabama here and now. If she asks questions the same way she answers them, then she would be absolute champion :lol:

momable 28. September 2008, 06:21

Oh, Auntie Furie, if the big particle thingee burps, what happens?

Moesring 28. September 2008, 07:09

I gotses a question. :happy:

If I save time, when do I get it back?

:sst: If you answer that one, I've got plenty more questions waiting. :devil:

clean 28. September 2008, 07:14

What's my old?

How do I lick my hermit?

If I unscrew my life will my questions fall off?

:wink:

attilasoul 28. September 2008, 08:27

I read this:

If I unscrew my life will my questions fall off?


as: If I unscrew my wife will my questions fall off? ...


:lol:

Cois 28. September 2008, 09:16

Wtf?

Furie 28. September 2008, 10:26

Poor Darko. I remember when you were this high and weren't ashamed of being called Kevin. Then you went goth, changed your name and started crying in your room every day. This Alabama girl better treat you right. Auntie can't stand having her little angel upset again.

Elaine deary, rub Auntie's feet and stop worrying. If the LHC burps then a new universe shall be created over this one and time shall fold back to the point where it burped. It's possible this has happened several times which actually makes God some nerdy scientist guy. Personally Auntie Furie knows they'll get smacked bottoms if they destroy her universe again, and she's got £50 at the bookies saying they wont.

Moeseph, pass Auntie her glasses and she'll tell you about the time fairy. You see, all good little boys and girls who save time are visited later on by the time fairy. The fairy sprinkles time dust on them so that the best days are over in seconds and the worst last forever. For bad boys and girls who don't save time, the gravity fairy pays a visit instead and makes their nipples touch their toes. Always save time, youngster, or you'll end up with your boobies dragging along the floor like poor Auntie has.

Now now David, don't talk all at once dearie. Calm down young man. Look, you've got dirt all over you. Pass Auntie a hankie so she can spit on it and clean you up a bit. That's better. Now, what was your question, dear?

Oh dear, Auntie's not feeling well. She could swear she saw that mangy cat talk. Time for Auntie's pills.

Franny dear, be Auntie Furie's special little angel and fetch her pills will you? Then wash your mouth out with soap and water. Auntie isn't so old that she doesn't know acronyms.

Hmmm, everybody seems to have been dealt with. Auntie's on a roll today. :coffee:

attilasoul 28. September 2008, 11:44

*Goes aboard in the catnip to make auntie Furie look just a little bit better...*

Furie 28. September 2008, 12:19

:rolleyes:

attilasoul 28. September 2008, 12:27

:happy:

Cois 28. September 2008, 12:28

Is it just me or is Auntie Furie one scary old lady? :insane:

Furie 28. September 2008, 13:05

Now now dearie, pay no attention to Tilla. Did you know her actual name is Brian and she only called herself Tilla after she decided she was a cat? That was shortly after her mother dropped her on her head as a child. Ever since she started marking her territory Auntie's had to have her hospitalised.

clean 28. September 2008, 13:20

Sorry, Auntie Furie ... I was distracted by all those pictures of Espen ... :wink:

Furie 28. September 2008, 13:42

Auntie Furie has to have photographical portraits of her favourite little nephew. :happy: He's done his auntie proud with his big job on the wide wide world of web. Auntie Furie just worries that he works too hard. :worried:

dannii 28. September 2008, 15:33

Why is Espen on the background? :confused:

Furie 28. September 2008, 15:45

I've just explained that Daniel. Do pay attention when auntie is talking. That's the problem with you kids today. It's all music television, stickers and mywaste.com :irked: Stand in the corner you bad boy.

gdare 28. September 2008, 15:51

:rolleyes: Is it a stupid question? :lol:

Furie 28. September 2008, 16:58

Yes it is. Join Daniel in the corner and do everything he wants you to. :mad:

gdare 28. September 2008, 17:35

No way, Pedro P:

attilasoul 28. September 2008, 18:12

For once I agree with the wolfieboy!
Hey Cois, you wanna go mark the territory with me?

Cois 28. September 2008, 20:31

Is it a stupid question to still ask?

wickedlizard 29. September 2008, 21:15

Has Auntie Furie gone asleep? I´ve been waiting for two days now...:irked:

Cois 29. September 2008, 21:40

Auntie Furie has a plum problem.. :whistle:

Furie 29. September 2008, 23:09

Auntie Furie was only allowed out of the home on Sunday, Issy. She would have answered your question if you'd actually asked one. p:

wickedlizard 30. September 2008, 10:36

escusé moi... but A QUESTION WAS ASKED... :irked: on the forum... :rolleyes:

Furie 30. September 2008, 11:01

I don't watch forums ya silly sod. p:

Dacotah 30. September 2008, 16:42

:eyes:

wickedlizard 30. September 2008, 16:44

oh really :irked:

Furie 30. September 2008, 19:25

Yep. But I did check and saw that Auntie had answered you after a long investigation of your question. :D

rose-marie 6. October 2008, 11:42

I guess this means I'm too late...? awww

Furie 6. October 2008, 14:50

Yes you are. Auntie's back on her meds now. :frown:

Cois 6. October 2008, 23:37

:sst: she asked a stupid question..

rose-marie 7. October 2008, 10:38

:lol: I was waiting for something like that, Cois p:.

Cois 7. October 2008, 14:11

:D well someone had to say it

wickedlizard 7. October 2008, 14:12

:rolleyes: is it because she caught the bug, huh?

Dacotah 7. October 2008, 14:40

I have a question for Auntie Furie, may-be I should go ask her.

Furie 7. October 2008, 15:51

Give her my love. :D

Dacotah 7. October 2008, 16:46

I will.

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