The Dark Furie

Emergency Zombie Defence Station

Friday, October 3, 2008 9:01:18 AM

Ever wonder what you'd do in the middle of an undead crisis?

Meet the Emergency Zombie Defence Station - for all your undead invasion survival needs.

Take off the lid and you'll find everything you need inside. Shotgun, shells, machete; it's all there.

While the lid can be used as a handy riot shield if you start to get overwhelmed.

Just remember - save one bullet for yourself.
bigsmile

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dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, October 3, 2008 9:28:36 AM

bigeyes I take it you have a problem with zombies in your area... scared

Darkogdare Friday, October 3, 2008 9:28:55 AM

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I have 53% of survival bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 10:00:08 AM

I want one! bigsmile now I just need a vampire survival kit and I'm all set happy

Spaggyj Friday, October 3, 2008 10:14:47 AM

Hmmm. Get me an Impala. You can be Sam.

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 10:21:45 AM

But I wanna be the kick ass no nonsense one that shoots first then doesn't bother asking questions later brother.. awww awww.
Wait.. left you're more suited to be Dean.. happy

Spaggyj Friday, October 3, 2008 10:40:08 AM

Yes, yes I am.

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 10:42:54 AM

I don't know how far you're in with Supernatural so I'll just shut up. zip

Spaggyj Friday, October 3, 2008 10:51:39 AM

Up to the end of season 3, so yeah, I know where I am, thanks, Sammy. Now get me out!

Dark FurieFurie Friday, October 3, 2008 10:54:00 AM

Just finished season 3. I've got a sister post about the vampire survival kit coming up.

Issy, I'm actually qualified to deal with an undead breakout thanks to a college course I did years ago when I couldn't decide on my interests. I like to think I'm on some list somewhere in the government just in case. lol.

With this stylish defence station your rate of survival would go up by an entire percentile, Darko. It can be yours for just $39.99. But that's not all! We'll also throw in this set of steak knives too. bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 10:54:34 AM

*goes on a little vacation* in a minute, in a minute..

Spaggyj Friday, October 3, 2008 10:55:49 AM

Sam, get your bitch ass over here NOW!

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 10:59:09 AM

*makes a deal with the crossroads demon* what?? No more deals? awww sorry Deanie.. You'll have to become part demon and escape so I can hunt your ass down.. devil

Dark FurieFurie Friday, October 3, 2008 11:02:15 AM

*breaks the fourth wall from the outside*
Who reckons the very last episode will show Sam and Dean get their asses saved by the Ghostfacers? cool

Spaggyj Friday, October 3, 2008 12:25:35 PM

I hope I come back kinda like Ruby. Will Ruby come back? You all know things would be crap without me awww . Ya can't do it by yourself, Sammy!

Bad WolfCois Friday, October 3, 2008 6:08:00 PM

p Is the 4th season out yet?

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, October 3, 2008 7:10:52 PM

I would really like to know more indepth about you course and resultant qualification Mik. I might not understand much but then again, I might. scared

Dark FurieFurie Friday, October 3, 2008 8:34:58 PM

It was little more than a free thinking exercise, some heavy psychology, a load of biological theory and some assignments that even made the computer programmers jealous.

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, October 3, 2008 9:05:03 PM

I'll bet you could pad it out into a full blown encyclopedia if you tried. But the basic premis + a few bits o' bio theory would satisfy me bigsmile

theoddbod Friday, October 3, 2008 9:25:23 PM

*completely lost by comments* knockout

Dark FurieFurie Friday, October 3, 2008 9:34:40 PM

*sits Mart down with a nice cup of tea and the three season box set of Supernatural*

Basically it was taking legendary monsters and discussing how they'd operate in real life. What parts of the legend were psychology, what were biology, what was bullshit. Seeing where things mixed between legends. What was left we tried to explain using known criteria.

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 4, 2008 12:39:44 AM

Bullshit began with crossroad demon.. Remember Charmed? You can basically wish for anything but they didn't.. Meaning demon or whatever entity had greater power than source
Ok me drunk

Spaggyj Saturday, October 4, 2008 12:50:55 AM

Lol

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, October 4, 2008 10:56:53 AM

Buffy went down the same street. After two seasons, your average show just cannot be maintained with becoming completly idiotic. I mean let's face it, once you've defeated the source of all evil, you've either won, or you've taken his/her place. The acme cannot be surpassed by definition. rolleyes

Spaggyj Saturday, October 4, 2008 12:39:35 PM

Did you even try to understand the story from then on?

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 4, 2008 2:37:48 PM

I didn't.. It turned into a drama.
Can anyone say Gilmore Girls? This one either got sexuality issues or some other crap personal thing. Charmed same thing I think. I tuned in for demon killing and all that but got a dose of crap tv.. irked so far Supernatural has yet to disappoint me.
Angel is getting to be kinda disappointing too..

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 4, 2008 2:44:40 PM

Angel goes weird for a while. The final season is great, set just after Buffy 7, and explores Spike and Angel's relationship over all the time they were vamps together. As such it features the single most brutal fight in television history. The last episode is a real let down though.

Buffy lost it's way in the fourth season but went back to normal after that. If you watch on DVD rather than weekly or whatever on TV then the story is a lot better than it seems when you're waiting between each episode and forgetting bits.

I've never bothered with Charmed so don't really know about that.

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 4, 2008 2:46:02 PM

I'd say Supernatural is the final evolution of this sort of TV series. The characters, setting, mythology, and style all complement each other perfectly.

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:23:15 PM

Charmed first season was hot..
Can't find Angel on dvd so have to do with tv. I'm at point where Angel and Spike is pissing in each others corner so yeah.. Can't wait for that brutal fight..

Spaggyj Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:30:24 PM

Charmed is stupid. Buffy you have to ignore season 4, Angel gets stupid and then excellent, and Supernatural is my favourite tv show of all time. Can't fault it.

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:51:13 PM

Have you watched Invasion and Surface yet? Whole different thing but still worth the watch..

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:53:20 PM

It's Season 5, they have a fight over the chance to become the destined vampire with a soul and Spike admits why he went to such lengths to be evil.

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:54:08 PM

Never heard of them?

Bad WolfCois Saturday, October 4, 2008 4:32:01 PM

Surface
Invasion both only ran for one season but still worth the watch..

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 4, 2008 8:32:43 PM

Hmmm, Surface sounds interesting to me. I'll keep an eye out for it.

Bad WolfCois Sunday, October 5, 2008 8:37:46 AM

Surface you'd enjoy.. bigsmile boy finds dragonlike creature.. Boy takes creature home.. creature eats little annoying dog.. bigsmile all the makings of a great story lol

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, October 5, 2008 1:52:16 PM

Sounds like a normal childhood around here. whistle

Bad WolfCois Sunday, October 5, 2008 2:13:29 PM

You played with platannas as a child didn't you?

Darkogdare Sunday, October 5, 2008 5:44:11 PM

Clint, you don`t look like yourself bigeyes

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 5, 2008 6:24:41 PM

He's a Balverine! scared

Darkogdare Sunday, October 5, 2008 7:05:01 PM

Errr.... something like werewolf? Attacking citizens of Albion?

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 5, 2008 7:24:27 PM

Yep. happy

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, October 5, 2008 8:15:48 PM

zip

Bad WolfCois Sunday, October 5, 2008 8:38:46 PM

I found this site for avatars and smilies.. The gif avatars are cool cool

Dark FurieFurie Monday, October 6, 2008 1:23:37 AM

I was just about to edit that spam when I noticed the name. lol

Bad WolfCois Monday, October 6, 2008 7:38:31 AM

lol so i'm one of the privileged spammers?

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, October 6, 2008 6:27:46 PM

Is it true that spamming is considered treason in Furtopia?

Dark FurieFurie Monday, October 6, 2008 7:12:59 PM

That's flooding you're thinking of. It's punishable by a date (no that's not a T9 mistake) worse than death.

Bad WolfCois Monday, October 6, 2008 11:11:31 PM

The gif image is too large sad its supposed to lash out a bit..

Anonymous Friday, February 5, 2010 11:57:49 PM

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