Dark Furie - Party Political Broadcast

Party Political Broadcast

Friday, January 16, 2009 9:48:41 AM

Hi there, I'm Mik Furie, your hard working president of the glorious nation of Furtopia, and I'm here to tell you how you can support your country.

The war against the despicable cat people of Catfiania has drained our resources. With half the world conquered and the other half having their leaders replaced with clones from our clone factories, that small independent nation is the last thing that stands between us and total world domination. You can help your country by donating what little you can spare towards our new charity by clicking the button above.

This has been a public service message, paid for by the Furtopian National Party.

Be warned - disagreeable comments will be edited to fit the Furtopian regime.

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KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 10:10:08 AM

Do you have any evidence?How can a small country drain the resources of a nation comprising half the countries in the world?

when are the next elections?

Bad WolfCois # Friday, January 16, 2009 10:18:39 AM

there are no elections..

Dacotah # Friday, January 16, 2009 10:45:20 AM

Furtopia Rules!!!

KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 10:49:31 AM

Friends,please support Catfiania then.

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 11:09:47 AM

Catfiania sucks. Boo!

Kiran, if you knew how much I'd spent on developing cloning to the level where I can come back from their assassins you'd understand.

Dacotah # Friday, January 16, 2009 11:35:50 AM

Catfinaina Rocks

Rules!

Not really.

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, January 16, 2009 11:36:25 AM

The mighty leader asks for help, eh?

oooh, that sure feeds my ego well!

KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 11:45:25 AM

:DYour all clones have been assassined and the newly produced ones have been and are being educated in Catfiania.We have invented an anti-dictator vaccine.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:32:45 PM

grrrrrrr meaow

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:36:37 PM

Another cat.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:41:57 PM

you bet ya!

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:42:47 PM

Did you really think it was a one person army?!

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:45:30 PM

we are everywhere

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:47:10 PM

Hence my appeal to my loyal citizens.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 1:55:45 PM

r♡serose-marie # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:22:36 PM

I was mislead by the party in the title

Moesring # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:22:39 PM

Minstrelia hasn't been conquered by Furtopia yet so... that must mean that I am a clone of myself.

Even my donations of Minstrels to the Catfianian protection racket didn't save me.

KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:27:46 PM

Sneaky jaguar is here.I am from their side.
Citizens of Furtopia,the dictator teams up with the cats occasionally.

Mad Scientistqlue # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:31:45 PM

Did ya get the noxious funds I sent ya?

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:57:44 PM

Thanks for the donation Rose.

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Nothing from you yet Aadil.

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Moe, the command word is BANANA! Now destroy the cats.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 2:58:52 PM

can't we work something out?

Moesring # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:04:05 PM

:starts singing the "We love El Presidente" song:

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:06:33 PM

nah

never

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:11:55 PM

*pushes the red button that sprays Catfiania with water*

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:35:22 PM

*Donates a detonated atomic bomb to Furtopia*

*Kaboom* :Muahahahaha:

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:36:47 PM

bwahahahaha

Moesring # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:40:03 PM

That's just silly. If it has already detonated, it doesn't destroy anything.

Better to donate a bomb with a 10-second fuse. Then you have enough time to get away from it before it explodes in Furtopia.

Bad WolfCois # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:45:21 PM

while the dogs fight over the bone the wolf slips away with the treasury chests..

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:46:41 PM

with a special note for mik furie the president

KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 3:56:42 PM

Detonated? Think before you speak,Tills.They are making fun of us cats.

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:08:56 PM

People tend to forget that English is not my first language.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:17:18 PM

dont worry zaphira i knew exactly what you ment

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:18:38 PM

Yay!

KYrenKYren # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:22:53 PM

I was just joking.

my english is worse than anyone's here.

Moesring # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:24:16 PM

You should take it as a compliment, kitty.

It means that you speak English so well that people forget that you aren't a native.

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 4:25:02 PM

no problem us cats understand each other

unlike the rest of them

Bad WolfCois # Friday, January 16, 2009 6:04:59 PM

Meow meow meow..

learnt that at a "cat-house"

MarikeMarike79 # Friday, January 16, 2009 6:06:51 PM

do you want a translation

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, January 16, 2009 6:09:10 PM

*air-drops a squad of suicide dictionary salesmen into Catfiania and starts dismantling the detonated bomb to make more war robots with*

Darkogdare # Friday, January 16, 2009 7:25:45 PM

Darkogdare # Friday, January 16, 2009 7:37:45 PM

Give peace a chance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ikm3o5hDks

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Monday, January 19, 2009 12:33:43 PM

Catfiania rules!

Dark FurieFurie # Monday, January 19, 2009 12:57:15 PM

*bombs Portugal*

KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, January 19, 2009 1:56:35 PM

*Destroys the last clone machine*

Dark FurieFurie # Monday, January 19, 2009 1:57:47 PM

*reveals the portable clone belt*

Dark FurieFurie # Monday, January 19, 2009 1:58:07 PM

KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, January 19, 2009 2:04:08 PM

Oh goodie. Then I can get both you and the belt at the same time.

Dark FurieFurie # Monday, January 19, 2009 3:46:46 PM

*uses robot army to take over 500 more cloning research laboratories and activates the belt for quick reinforcements*

MarikeMarike79 # Monday, January 19, 2009 4:09:53 PM

while you were so busy making more clones, i went to your main servers and loaded a virus that crashed your whole cloning system... you ended up cloning bums only

bwhahahaha

Mad Scientistqlue # Monday, January 19, 2009 4:45:11 PM

*sends ten dozen wild 'africanised' clones to Catfiana*

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