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Friday, 16. January 2009, 09:48:41

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Donate Weapons of Mass DestructionHi there, I'm Mik Furie, your hard working president of the glorious nation of Furtopia, and I'm here to tell you how you can support your country.

The war against the despicable cat people of Catfiania has drained our resources. With half the world conquered and the other half having their leaders replaced with clones from our clone factories, that small independent nation is the last thing that stands between us and total world domination. You can help your country by donating what little you can spare towards our new charity by clicking the button above.

This has been a public service message, paid for by the Furtopian National Party.

Be warned - disagreeable comments will be edited to fit the Furtopian regime.

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Comments

KYren 16. January 2009, 10:10

Do you have any evidence?How can a small country drain the resources of a nation comprising half the countries in the world? :right: when are the next elections?

Cois 16. January 2009, 10:18

:sst: there are no elections..

Dacotah 16. January 2009, 10:45

:yes: Furtopia Rules!!!

KYren 16. January 2009, 10:49

:D Friends,please support Catfiania then.

Furie 16. January 2009, 11:09

Catfiania sucks. Boo!

Kiran, if you knew how much I'd spent on developing cloning to the level where I can come back from their assassins you'd understand.

Dacotah 16. January 2009, 11:35

:cat: Catfinaina Rocks :cat: Rules!
:sst: Not really.

Zaphira 16. January 2009, 11:36

The mighty leader asks for help, eh?

oooh, that sure feeds my ego well! :happy:

KYren 16. January 2009, 11:45

:DYour all clones have been assassined and the newly produced ones have been and are being educated in Catfiania.We have invented an anti-dictator vaccine.

Marike79 16. January 2009, 13:32

grrrrrrr meaow p:

Furie 16. January 2009, 13:36

Another cat. :knight:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 13:41

you bet ya!

Zaphira 16. January 2009, 13:42

Did you really think it was a one person army?! :rolleyes: P:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 13:45


we are everywhere

Furie 16. January 2009, 13:47

Hence my appeal to my loyal citizens. :yes:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 13:55


rose-marie 16. January 2009, 14:22

I was mislead by the party in the title :irked:

Moesring 16. January 2009, 14:22

Minstrelia hasn't been conquered by Furtopia yet so... that must mean that I am a clone of myself. :yikes:
Even my donations of Minstrels to the Catfianian protection racket didn't save me. :no:

KYren 16. January 2009, 14:27

:D Sneaky jaguar is here.I am from their side.
Citizens of Furtopia,the dictator teams up with the cats occasionally.

qlue 16. January 2009, 14:31

Did ya get the noxious funds I sent ya? :left:. :devil:

Furie 16. January 2009, 14:57

Thanks for the donation Rose. :up:.
Nothing from you yet Aadil. :mad:.
Moe, the command word is BANANA! Now destroy the cats. :yes:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 14:58

awww can't we work something out?

Moesring 16. January 2009, 15:04

banana :eyes:
:starts singing the "We love El Presidente" song:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 15:06

nah :devil: never

Furie 16. January 2009, 15:11

*pushes the red button that sprays Catfiania with water*

Zaphira 16. January 2009, 15:35

*Donates a detonated atomic bomb to Furtopia* :devil: *Kaboom* :Muahahahaha:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 15:36

:up: :hat: bwahahahaha

Moesring 16. January 2009, 15:40

That's just silly. If it has already detonated, it doesn't destroy anything. :down:

Better to donate a bomb with a 10-second fuse. Then you have enough time to get away from it before it explodes in Furtopia. :yes:
:Zaphira:

Cois 16. January 2009, 15:45

:devil: while the dogs fight over the bone the wolf slips away with the treasury chests..

Marike79 16. January 2009, 15:46

:yes: with a special note for mik furie the president p:

KYren 16. January 2009, 15:56

:D Detonated? Think before you speak,Tills.They are making fun of us cats.

Zaphira 16. January 2009, 16:08

People tend to forget that English is not my first language. :bomb:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 16:17

dont worry zaphira i knew exactly what you ment :D

Zaphira 16. January 2009, 16:18

Yay! :yes:

KYren 16. January 2009, 16:22

I was just joking.:sst: my english is worse than anyone's here.

Moesring 16. January 2009, 16:24

You should take it as a compliment, kitty. :cat:
It means that you speak English so well that people forget that you aren't a native. :happy::yes:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 16:25

no problem us cats understand each other :D unlike the rest of them

Cois 16. January 2009, 18:04

Meow meow meow.. :cat: learnt that at a "cat-house" :whistle:

Marike79 16. January 2009, 18:06

do you want a translation p:

Furie 16. January 2009, 18:09

*air-drops a squad of suicide dictionary salesmen into Catfiania and starts dismantling the detonated bomb to make more war robots with*
p: p: p:

gdare 16. January 2009, 19:25

:lol::lol:

gdare 16. January 2009, 19:37

Give peace a chance P:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ikm3o5hDks

wickedlizard 19. January 2009, 12:33

Catfiania rules! :yes:

Furie 19. January 2009, 12:57

:mad: *bombs Portugal*

Zaphira 19. January 2009, 13:56

*Destroys the last clone machine* :devil:

Furie 19. January 2009, 13:57

*reveals the portable clone belt*

Furie 19. January 2009, 13:58

p:

Zaphira 19. January 2009, 14:04

Oh goodie. Then I can get both you and the belt at the same time. P:.

Furie 19. January 2009, 15:46

*uses robot army to take over 500 more cloning research laboratories and activates the belt for quick reinforcements*

Marike79 19. January 2009, 16:09

while you were so busy making more clones, i went to your main servers and loaded a virus that crashed your whole cloning system... you ended up cloning bums only :devil: bwhahahaha :lol:

qlue 19. January 2009, 16:45

*sends ten dozen wild 'africanised' clones to Catfiana*

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