The Dark Furie

Vengeance - Part 3

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:53:56 AM

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Some cats never learn. Not content with kidnapping me and giving me a sex change against my will (which is more expensive to have reversed than you'd think, by the way), the evil one has now announced my death to everyone. As I'm still here typing this and occasionally breathe in and out, I've begun to doubt that the rumour was true. As always only one thought sprang to mind - vengeance! As I watched the young kitten through the scope of my sniper rifle (a hobby I've taken up recently) I considered how best to enact my plan.

Handing her a dead owl was a rather strange yet innocuous way to begin my vengeance. If she'd been a human she may not have taken it, but being a cat she took the dead bird straight home and tore it apart in the living room. A little while later, as she was gnawing on a leg, kitty noticed a small scroll of parchment and began to read it. And so it was that I set up my vengeance.

This morning I was watching the kitty again, this time through the zoom lens of my camera instead of a sniper scope, and saw that my plan had worked out perfectly and she was trying to find the invisible train station so she could be taken to Hogwarts.

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Comments

Spaggyj Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:58:44 AM

lol lol lol

Darkogdare Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:03:54 AM

lol

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:03:02 PM

I wonder if you think that's a very wise plan, I mean they might actually improve my skills of magic there. And then, I will be back. devil

Moesring Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:07:07 PM

That owl must have had quite an impact - it's drained all the colour from her fur. bigeyes

Whilst she's busy trying to find Hogwarts, your plan for world domination can proceed unimpeded. yes

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:51:42 PM

It's a white straightjacket Moe. She told her neighbours she was off to become a wizard and that stupid muggles like them wouldn't understand.

Poor kitty can't tell the difference between a movie and reality. worried Enjoy your potions class and hope He Who Must Not Be Named doesn't kill you this week. wizard Levitas dos manos!

Pineas2 Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:09:40 PM

Wait... you want me to believe that there is no real Hogwarts?

Dacotah Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:25:21 PM

What's Hogwarts?

Darkogdare Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:49:54 PM

What is real? faint

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:10:09 PM

wizard Confundo !

Now go clean the bathroom, Mik! p

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:47:48 PM

*remains leaning against the wall, chewing softly on a toothpick*

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:08:51 PM

It is quite okay if you use a toilet brush instead! up

Dacotah Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:28:55 PM

Mik, I asked you a question, what's Hogwarts?

Moesring Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:33:03 PM

Hogwarts is the name of the magic school in the Harry Potter stories. up

Dacotah Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:34:02 PM

Thank you Moe. smile

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:01:51 PM

*crawls under Carol's rock bringing the entire 7 book, 6 movie, 3 non-porn fanfic and 9,300,000 porno fan fiction Harry Potter phenomenon with him*
I thought you were being sarcastic as I've never met anyone who'd escaped the phenomena before. awww

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:04:47 PM

Now then rock buddies, what can we do to Tils with the toilet brush that's both comically and topically humourous?

Come on people, I can't do all this planning on my own. Chop chop.

Dacotah Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:05:00 PM

No I was not being sarcastic, never seen the movies or read the books.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:19:41 PM

You really should. They're a lot more adult friendly than most children's books. In fact they'd be a great thing to read to your grand daughter. up Obviously, not the porno fan fiction, but the rest is good.

Dacotah Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:29:41 PM

May-be I will read to her the Harry Potter books. Don't know yet.

Bad WolfCois Thursday, August 27, 2009 9:36:38 AM

lol

MarikeMarike79 Friday, August 28, 2009 8:22:34 PM

lol

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, August 29, 2009 4:09:06 AM

irked

Dacotah Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:09:04 AM

Why are you irked Zaphira?

Bad WolfCois Saturday, August 29, 2009 8:06:57 AM

Her 'wand' don't work whistle

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:58:51 AM

It's true. It doesn't work. Otherwise Cois wouldn't be able to comment. wink

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:15:01 AM

That's because I swapped your wand for the toilet brush. wizard

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 30, 2009 11:14:53 AM

If that 'wand' worked I wouldn't be able to comment? scared you wanted to bum me didn't ya!! no

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 30, 2009 11:43:45 AM

Don't we all? happy

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 30, 2009 12:06:26 PM

scared i don't want ya to cry

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 30, 2009 2:17:18 PM

That's okay. You'll like it by the time we're all done. devil

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:35:30 PM

So that's what happened to ya bigsmile i still refuse bumboy! knight

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:57:32 PM

Spoilsport. awww

Spaggyj Sunday, August 30, 2009 7:02:48 PM

I'll superglue a buttplug up him for you later.

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, August 30, 2009 7:12:09 PM

party

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:47:08 PM

*pats Kimmie on the head* shush now princess.. p

Spaggyj Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:28:43 PM

You INFURIATE me furious

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:47:58 PM

Isn't that FURIE'S job? p my bad bigsmile

Spaggyj Monday, August 31, 2009 9:17:42 AM

Eh..

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, August 31, 2009 12:09:23 PM

Burn! lol

Spaggyj Monday, August 31, 2009 12:10:39 PM

Quiet, you p

r♡serose-marie Monday, August 31, 2009 12:10:45 PM

Ohhh... lol

Bad WolfCois Monday, August 31, 2009 9:48:14 PM

lol p

Dark FurieFurie Friday, January 29, 2010 10:59:36 PM

You see the trackbacks you guys cause? irked

Bad WolfCois Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:21:08 PM

Blowjobs and dog sex. scared now I need some medication.. knockout

theoddbod Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:43:12 PM

Worn out from all the action? left

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:53:28 PM

lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, January 31, 2010 2:43:27 PM

*points to Gay Handjob* are you hamsterboy? whistle

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