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Vengeance - Part 3

Wednesday, 26. August 2009, 08:53:56

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Some cats never learn. Not content with kidnapping me and giving me a sex change against my will (which is more expensive to have reversed than you'd think, by the way), the evil one has now announced my death to everyone. As I'm still here typing this and occasionally breathe in and out, I've begun to doubt that the rumour was true. As always only one thought sprang to mind - vengeance! As I watched the young kitten through the scope of my sniper rifle (a hobby I've taken up recently) I considered how best to enact my plan.

Handing her a dead owl was a rather strange yet innocuous way to begin my vengeance. If she'd been a human she may not have taken it, but being a cat she took the dead bird straight home and tore it apart in the living room. A little while later, as she was gnawing on a leg, kitty noticed a small scroll of parchment and began to read it. And so it was that I set up my vengeance.

This morning I was watching the kitty again, this time through the zoom lens of my camera instead of a sniper scope, and saw that my plan had worked out perfectly and she was trying to find the invisible train station so she could be taken to Hogwarts.

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Spaggyj 26. August 2009, 08:58

:lol: :lol: :lol:

gdare 26. August 2009, 11:03

:lol:

Zaphira 26. August 2009, 12:03

I wonder if you think that's a very wise plan, I mean they might actually improve my skills of magic there. And then, I will be back. :devil:

Moesring 26. August 2009, 12:07

That owl must have had quite an impact - it's drained all the colour from her fur. :eyes:

Whilst she's busy trying to find Hogwarts, your plan for world domination can proceed unimpeded. :yes:

Furie 26. August 2009, 12:51

It's a white straightjacket Moe. She told her neighbours she was off to become a wizard and that stupid muggles like them wouldn't understand.

Poor kitty can't tell the difference between a movie and reality. :worried: Enjoy your potions class and hope He Who Must Not Be Named doesn't kill you this week. :wizard: Levitas dos manos!

Pineas2 26. August 2009, 13:09

Wait... you want me to believe that there is no real Hogwarts?

Dacotah 26. August 2009, 13:25

What's Hogwarts?

gdare 26. August 2009, 13:49

What is real? :faint:

Zaphira 26. August 2009, 14:10

:wizard: Confundo !

Now go clean the bathroom, Mik! P:

Furie 26. August 2009, 15:47

*remains leaning against the wall, chewing softly on a toothpick*

Zaphira 26. August 2009, 17:08

It is quite okay if you use a toilet brush instead! :up:

Dacotah 26. August 2009, 17:28

Mik, I asked you a question, what's Hogwarts?

Moesring 26. August 2009, 17:33

Hogwarts is the name of the magic school in the Harry Potter stories. :up:

Dacotah 26. August 2009, 17:34

Thank you Moe. :smile:

Furie 26. August 2009, 18:01

*crawls under Carol's rock bringing the entire 7 book, 6 movie, 3 non-porn fanfic and 9,300,000 porno fan fiction Harry Potter phenomenon with him*
I thought you were being sarcastic as I've never met anyone who'd escaped the phenomena before. awww

Furie 26. August 2009, 18:04

Now then rock buddies, what can we do to Tils with the toilet brush that's both comically and topically humourous?

Come on people, I can't do all this planning on my own. Chop chop.

Dacotah 26. August 2009, 18:05

No I was not being sarcastic, never seen the movies or read the books.

Furie 26. August 2009, 18:19

You really should. They're a lot more adult friendly than most children's books. In fact they'd be a great thing to read to your grand daughter. :up: Obviously, not the porno fan fiction, but the rest is good.

Dacotah 26. August 2009, 18:29

May-be I will read to her the Harry Potter books. Don't know yet.

Cois 27. August 2009, 09:36

:lol:

Marike79 28. August 2009, 20:22

:lol:

Zaphira 29. August 2009, 04:09

:irked:

Dacotah 29. August 2009, 06:09

Why are you :irked: Zaphira?

Cois 29. August 2009, 08:06

Her 'wand' don't work :whistle:

Zaphira 30. August 2009, 09:58

It's true. It doesn't work. Otherwise Cois wouldn't be able to comment. :wink:

Furie 30. August 2009, 10:15

That's because I swapped your wand for the toilet brush. :wizard:

Cois 30. August 2009, 11:14

If that 'wand' worked I wouldn't be able to comment? :insane: you wanted to bum me didn't ya!! :no:

Furie 30. August 2009, 11:43

Don't we all? :happy:

Cois 30. August 2009, 12:06

:insane: i don't want ya to :cry:

Furie 30. August 2009, 14:17

That's okay. You'll like it by the time we're all done. :devil:

Cois 30. August 2009, 18:35

So that's what happened to ya :D i still refuse bumboy! :knight:

Furie 30. August 2009, 18:57

Spoilsport. awww

Spaggyj 30. August 2009, 19:02

I'll superglue a buttplug up him for you later.

Furie 30. August 2009, 19:12

:hat:

Cois 30. August 2009, 21:47

*pats Kimmie on the head* shush now princess.. p:

Spaggyj 30. August 2009, 22:28

You INFURIATE me :furious:

Cois 30. August 2009, 22:47

Isn't that FURIE'S job? p: my bad :D

Spaggyj 31. August 2009, 09:17

Eh..

qlue 31. August 2009, 12:09

Burn! :lol:

Spaggyj 31. August 2009, 12:10

Quiet, you p:

rose-marie 31. August 2009, 12:10

Ohhh... :lol:

Cois 31. August 2009, 21:48

:lol: p:

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