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Wednesday, 9. September 2009, 11:07:13

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I had a call to make the other day and, as it was a freephone call and those cost money from mobiles, I decided to make it in a phonebox. While I was on hold I noticed a pile of small sheets of paper and had a look at them. After laughing for a while I brought one home to show Kim and then took a photo for you guys. Check it out.

I've removed the phone number as this was obviously a prank by one of the new students that have arrived, but I really had to share this.

Aadil In WonderlandBeautiful Day

Comments

Moesring 9. September 2009, 11:15

I can think of a few naughty kittens around here that would probably text that number, if you hadn't removed it. :rolleyes:

Dacotah 9. September 2009, 11:37

:lol:

clean 9. September 2009, 12:09

It wasn't a prank, dammit! Don't you know there's a global financial crisis on? I need money for bacon! Bacon, dammit!

Furie 9. September 2009, 12:15

You know there's a worldwide bacon crisis on too, don't you? p:

clean 9. September 2009, 12:18

:eyes: Aaaaaagh! :eyes:

drlaunch 9. September 2009, 12:30

No problem. I stockpiled an almost unlimited amount of bacon before the crisis and I'm giving it out almost free of charge. Instructions above the comment box below each of my blog posts.

Furie 9. September 2009, 12:46

That's the crisis. So many people have misunderstood pig flu that bacon sales are plummeting, and the price has dropped so far that people can give it away in return for blog comments. We'll eventually be split into two groups - those that fear bacon and those that eat bacon. The second group will be huge as they constantly eat bacon and get bigger and bigger. The first will either starve to death (as free bacon means all other foods will stop being needed) or act like parasites, both living on and feeding off the bodies of the bacon eaters. Eventually the bacon eaters will be too big to comment and the parasites will have to do it for them, thinning the herd even further as those without parasites starve to death.

Zaphira 9. September 2009, 17:42

No fees?

Bring on the number! :devil:

rose-marie 9. September 2009, 18:55

:lol: David! I never would have thought...

gdare 9. September 2009, 19:57

Bacon cake :chef:

drlaunch 9. September 2009, 22:00

It's all here. Can't get any easier. Now bring on the bacon revolution! :chef:

auralane 10. September 2009, 07:08

i've seen several serious ads like this in the personals sections of at least 4 newspapers in the san francisco bay area =:}

Cois 11. September 2009, 12:50

:lol: that's gonna be a classic :devil: hmmm

clean 12. September 2009, 08:10

Zappy and Rosie,

You guys got the flyer, right ... ? :wink:

Zaphira 12. September 2009, 18:50

Yes, and waited and waited, but where the hell were you?? :mad:

Furie 12. September 2009, 20:48

He's invisible under his clothes. :up:

Zaphira 13. September 2009, 07:20

Thank god it was free then! I'd hate to have paid for.. that.. :lol:

clean 14. September 2009, 11:04

There I was, invisibly creeping around you ...

... waiting for you to spray me with paint! :wink:

Zaphira 14. September 2009, 17:14

Paint? :eyes:

You're such a pervert! :wink:

clean 14. September 2009, 22:37

Well ... paint would make me visible. Unless you prefer me invisibly creeping around you naked (think on that next time you have a shower and let me know if it didn't make you laugh out loud ... :lol: :wink: ).

Furie 15. September 2009, 00:48

I did. The thought of a beard floating around and watching me bathe was terrifying. :cry:

Zaphira 15. September 2009, 05:37

:lol: Damn, it did! :lol:

clean 15. September 2009, 06:21

:devil:

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