The Dark Furie

The Thing About Dave...

Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:07:13 AM

,

I had a call to make the other day and, as it was a freephone call and those cost money from mobiles, I decided to make it in a phonebox. While I was on hold I noticed a pile of small sheets of paper and had a look at them. After laughing for a while I brought one home to show Kim and then took a photo for you guys. Check it out.

I've removed the phone number as this was obviously a prank by one of the new students that have arrived, but I really had to share this.

Aadil In WonderlandBeautiful Day

Comments

Moesring Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:15:03 AM

I can think of a few naughty kittens around here that would probably text that number, if you hadn't removed it. rolleyes

Dacotah Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:37:20 AM

lol

Cleanclean Wednesday, September 9, 2009 12:09:00 PM

It wasn't a prank, dammit! Don't you know there's a global financial crisis on? I need money for bacon! Bacon, dammit!

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 9, 2009 12:15:07 PM

You know there's a worldwide bacon crisis on too, don't you? p

Cleanclean Wednesday, September 9, 2009 12:18:34 PM

bigeyes Aaaaaagh! bigeyes

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Wednesday, September 9, 2009 12:30:56 PM

No problem. I stockpiled an almost unlimited amount of bacon before the crisis and I'm giving it out almost free of charge. Instructions above the comment box below each of my blog posts.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 9, 2009 12:46:55 PM

That's the crisis. So many people have misunderstood pig flu that bacon sales are plummeting, and the price has dropped so far that people can give it away in return for blog comments. We'll eventually be split into two groups - those that fear bacon and those that eat bacon. The second group will be huge as they constantly eat bacon and get bigger and bigger. The first will either starve to death (as free bacon means all other foods will stop being needed) or act like parasites, both living on and feeding off the bodies of the bacon eaters. Eventually the bacon eaters will be too big to comment and the parasites will have to do it for them, thinning the herd even further as those without parasites starve to death.

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, September 9, 2009 5:42:07 PM

No fees?

Bring on the number! devil

r♡serose-marie Wednesday, September 9, 2009 6:55:16 PM

lol David! I never would have thought...

Darkogdare Wednesday, September 9, 2009 7:57:46 PM

Bacon cake chef

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:00:29 PM

It's all here. Can't get any easier. Now bring on the bacon revolution! chef

auraauralane Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:08:45 AM

i've seen several serious ads like this in the personals sections of at least 4 newspapers in the san francisco bay area =:}

Bad WolfCois Friday, September 11, 2009 12:50:57 PM

lol that's gonna be a classic devil hmmm

Cleanclean Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:10:01 AM

Zappy and Rosie,

You guys got the flyer, right ... ? wink

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:50:37 PM

Yes, and waited and waited, but where the hell were you?? mad

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:48:31 PM

He's invisible under his clothes. up

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, September 13, 2009 7:20:18 AM

Thank god it was free then! I'd hate to have paid for.. that.. lol

Cleanclean Monday, September 14, 2009 11:04:50 AM

There I was, invisibly creeping around you ...

... waiting for you to spray me with paint! wink

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, September 14, 2009 5:14:09 PM

Paint? bigeyes

You're such a pervert! wink

Cleanclean Monday, September 14, 2009 10:37:35 PM

Well ... paint would make me visible. Unless you prefer me invisibly creeping around you naked (think on that next time you have a shower and let me know if it didn't make you laugh out loud ... lol wink ).

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, September 15, 2009 12:48:26 AM

I did. The thought of a beard floating around and watching me bathe was terrifying. cry

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:37:44 AM

lol Damn, it did! lol

Cleanclean Tuesday, September 15, 2009 6:21:26 AM

devil

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