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Friday, 11. September 2009, 09:58:43

This is an astounding discovery from both a scientific and religious standpoint. Furtopian archeologists have found what they believe to be the first ever cave painting (a fact that has been confirmed via carbon dating) and it's thought to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the messiah. Religious leaders around the world were quick to dismiss these claims despite all the evidence in their favour. The Pope covered his ears and is quoted as saying "La la la, I can't hear you. No, it's not true. La la la..."

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Whassit Tooh-Ya 11. September 2009, 10:05

:rolleyes:

Moesring 11. September 2009, 10:57

I see they remembered to include the stubble - which is ironic because most men don't seem to notice it. :left:

Cois 11. September 2009, 12:31

Stubbly girl! :D

Kittylicious 11. September 2009, 12:53

If you look closer you can see a cat in the distance with a huge club... approaching with the club lifted... :devil:

The Dark Furie 11. September 2009, 13:15

*looks closer*
Actually there is a cat on the left of the picture. Draw a line from the left corner of my mouth through my right eye and keep going and you'll see it. :insane:

The Dark Furie 11. September 2009, 13:15

*looks closer*
Actually there is a cat on the left of the picture. Draw a line from the left corner of my mouth through my right eye and keep going and you'll see it. :insane:

Darko 11. September 2009, 14:31

It is not even a cave wall... more like in some warehouse :left:

The Dark Furie 11. September 2009, 16:20

Cave wall! :mad:

Darko 11. September 2009, 17:41

Errr... :left:

Eric 11. September 2009, 21:09

Yeah, that Stucco texture was added after the carbon dating process. Seems some religious zealot took it upon themselves, to make the wall look even more aged.

The Dark Furie 12. September 2009, 01:24

Shush you and bow down to your new deity.

r♡se 12. September 2009, 11:31

The messiah, eh...? So - when is the second coming? p:

The Dark Furie 12. September 2009, 11:51

Let me have a cigarette after the first one will ya? :irked:

r♡se 13. September 2009, 13:06

:lol: Walked right into that one...

Marike 13. September 2009, 18:03

Kitty I can also see the cat with the club.. :eyes: freaky

The Dark Furie 13. September 2009, 18:08

:rolleyes:

I Say Thee Nay! 14. September 2009, 11:59

So how soon until this one is nailed to a cross, then ... ? :wink:

The Dark Furie 14. September 2009, 13:17

You think I'll fall for that one again? :mad: I spent two thousand years waiting until people were unsure of my actual existance, and would doubt me being the true saviour of the world so that didn't happen again. p:

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