Dark Furie

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Friday, September 11, 2009 9:58:43 AM

This is an astounding discovery from both a scientific and religious standpoint. Furtopian archeologists have found what they believe to be the first ever cave painting (a fact that has been confirmed via carbon dating) and it's thought to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the messiah. Religious leaders around the world were quick to dismiss these claims despite all the evidence in their favour. The Pope covered his ears and is quoted as saying "La la la, I can't hear you. No, it's not true. La la la..."

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Spaggyj # Friday, September 11, 2009 10:05:47 AM

Moesring # Friday, September 11, 2009 10:57:12 AM

I see they remembered to include the stubble - which is ironic because most men don't seem to notice it.

Bad WolfCois # Friday, September 11, 2009 12:31:51 PM

Stubbly girl!

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, September 11, 2009 12:53:30 PM

If you look closer you can see a cat in the distance with a huge club... approaching with the club lifted...

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, September 11, 2009 1:15:14 PM

*looks closer*
Actually there is a cat on the left of the picture. Draw a line from the left corner of my mouth through my right eye and keep going and you'll see it.

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, September 11, 2009 1:15:41 PM

*looks closer*
Actually there is a cat on the left of the picture. Draw a line from the left corner of my mouth through my right eye and keep going and you'll see it.

Darkogdare # Friday, September 11, 2009 2:31:51 PM

It is not even a cave wall... more like in some warehouse

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, September 11, 2009 4:20:56 PM

Cave wall!

Darkogdare # Friday, September 11, 2009 5:41:27 PM

Errr...

EricTheEyeofHorus # Friday, September 11, 2009 9:09:38 PM

Yeah, that Stucco texture was added after the carbon dating process. Seems some religious zealot took it upon themselves, to make the wall look even more aged.

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:24:50 AM

Shush you and bow down to your new deity.

r♡serose-marie # Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:31:13 AM

The messiah, eh...? So - when is the second coming?

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:51:28 AM

Let me have a cigarette after the first one will ya?

r♡serose-marie # Sunday, September 13, 2009 1:06:03 PM

Walked right into that one...

MarikeMarike79 # Sunday, September 13, 2009 6:03:07 PM

Kitty I can also see the cat with the club..

freaky

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, September 13, 2009 6:08:38 PM

Cleanclean # Monday, September 14, 2009 11:59:10 AM

So how soon until this one is nailed to a cross, then ... ?

Dark FurieFurie # Monday, September 14, 2009 1:17:00 PM

You think I'll fall for that one again?

I spent two thousand years waiting until people were unsure of my actual existance, and would doubt me being the true saviour of the world so that didn't happen again.