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Kitty's Problem

Friday, 25. September 2009, 15:36:59

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Kimmie 25. September 2009, 15:39

:lol:

Carol 25. September 2009, 15:42

:eyes: :lol: :faint:

Moesring 25. September 2009, 16:05

:lol:

The Dark Furie 25. September 2009, 16:35

Don't laugh. This is a serious problem. :cry: We need an intervention.

Darko 25. September 2009, 17:16

Yes, if you see a chicken talking to a worm you certainly need a help :left:

Moesring 25. September 2009, 18:03

:idea: I say we confiscate her catnip whilst we decide what to do with her (and perhaps a bit longer :whistle:). :yes:

Kitty 25. September 2009, 18:29

As long as you don't steal my special cookies. :happy:

The Dark Furie 25. September 2009, 18:42

*looks up from plate full of crumbs*
They're in a special place now. awww

Kitty 25. September 2009, 18:56

*stuffs a paw down Mik's throat*

Give them back! :mad:

The Dark Furie 25. September 2009, 18:58

*vomits up half digested cookie all over the kitty paw*

Kitty 25. September 2009, 19:00

*goes to the kitchen to try to save the poor cookie*

David Scott Aubrey 25. September 2009, 22:01

Originally posted by Furie:

Don't laugh. This is a serious problem. :cry: We need an intervention.



* watches in horror as kitty paws desperately at recently upchucked cookie *

Angeliki 25. September 2009, 22:07

:lol:

Originally posted by Zaphira:

As long as you don't steal my special cookies.




are you telling me the ones that guess the mystery item correct,
they get a "special cookie??"

*begs for a new "guess wat it is" post! *



The Dark Furie 25. September 2009, 23:11

*watches in horror as kitty microwaves the cookie vomit*

Bud McDonnell 26. September 2009, 01:08

:yuck: :faint:

Cois 26. September 2009, 10:42

:lol: ewww!

Kitty 26. September 2009, 13:47

What? It's not my microwave! :rolleyes:

@ Angeliki ~ I'll see what I can do. :wink:

The Dark Furie 26. September 2009, 17:25

Mart's gonna be furious when he gets home and sees what you've done to his kitchen. :mad:

Kitty 26. September 2009, 17:32

He's busy. He won't even notice. :D

r♡se 27. September 2009, 20:12

:lol: Gross!

The Dark Furie 27. September 2009, 20:20

Yeah, gross kitty! :mad:

r♡se 27. September 2009, 20:24

I don't think it was the kitten who threw up :left:.

The Dark Furie 27. September 2009, 20:46

When someone shoves their hairy arm down your throat you don't have much choice. It's her that's preparing it to be eaten again anyway.

r♡se 28. September 2009, 07:05

Haha! True.

Aadil 28. September 2009, 09:52

I have just the thing for a 'guess that contraption' post! :happy:.

The Dark Furie 28. September 2009, 10:47

Put it away until you're a big boy. :mad:

Cois 28. September 2009, 16:52

:lol: BURN!

The Dark Furie 28. September 2009, 19:03

Got a great story about that. My friend was working the night shift at a garage and I was there chatting. Some drunk guy decided he'd have a piss up the side of the carwash across the forecourt and that's what she shouted over the microphone at him in front of an entire nightclub of people that had just gotten out.

You could feel the heat from his shame from the other side of town.

Aadil 29. September 2009, 15:08

:lol:.
While I was reading your delightfull anecdote! I strange website popped up outta nowhere! :insane:.

Originally posted by www.comments.co.za:

It is late afternoon. I am walking in a local park. People are walking around, lovers sitting under trees, whispering words of endearment and children’s laughter can be heard in the distance. I walk up to a man sitting on a bench reading a newspaper. I take out my gun and shoot him. Dead.

I am laying in a ditch in Germany. The year is 1941. It is cold the wind is howling and my fingers are numb. A German appears from the bushes, rifle in his hand. I take out my gun and shoot him. Dead.

If we strip away social context, the actions are exactly the same: “I take out my gun and I shoot him. Dead.”

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here's a screenshot! :confused:.

The Dark Furie 29. September 2009, 15:20

Hmmm, I had a javascript event when I clicked the new blogs page earlier. I wonder if someone's playing silly buggers with Opera? More likely its your IP as the site is closer to home.

Aadil 29. September 2009, 17:13

It's possible, but I think it's something to do with my browser! awww.
:sherlock:. Perhaps my curser was over the word, "comment" at that moment and the browser took it as a url?
I've had similar things happen on other pages or even on this computer in general. I accidently tap the touch-pad while I'm typing, or I'm trying to move the cursor and it registers a 'double-click' instead! :irked:.
That's the problem when you have to cram a near to full sized keyboad and a touch-pad mouse into an area barely larger than a novel! p:.

Aadil 29. September 2009, 17:19

Ok, I just did a test. If I type the word 'comment' into the url text box, the Opera Browser auto-magically adds the 'www' and the .co.za
so that's basically what must have happened then. :left:.

The Dark Furie 29. September 2009, 18:56

The virus is spreading. :whistle:

Kimmie 29. September 2009, 19:02

*sneezes* now it's spreading more :D

theoddbod 1. October 2009, 17:41

My kitchen! :eek:

*gets the vacuum cleaner and starts hoovering up the kitty hair* :irked:

The Dark Furie 1. October 2009, 18:11

She left some cookies in the fridge. :left:

Kitty 1. October 2009, 18:24

*Hides, and puts on cute face*

theoddbod 1. October 2009, 18:33

*gets industrial cleaner and puts face guard on*
*calls council to take old fridge away, knowing it's now unsanitary after a kitten hid in there for four days*

The Dark Furie 1. October 2009, 18:36

Hid, was locked in. Rhyming is fun. :D

Kitty 1. October 2009, 18:36

Damn. I'd hoped you would vacuum me! :irked:

Kimmie 1. October 2009, 18:55

You're cheating on me? :cry:

Kitty 1. October 2009, 19:01

Never!

Did you bring the vacuum cleaner? :left:

David Scott Aubrey 1. October 2009, 23:02

Odd name for a sex toy, Zappy ... :whistle:

Kitty 2. October 2009, 04:25

Sex toy??? You've got a very wicked mind, David! :wink:

Kimmie 2. October 2009, 08:23

Uh... :right:

David Scott Aubrey 2. October 2009, 08:28

:devil:

Aadil 2. October 2009, 19:04

The evidence is several pages back! :left:.
BTW Mik! My IP address was bocked the other day because some git reported that my computer was infected with some or other Windose spambot! :irked:. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you? awww.

The Dark Furie 2. October 2009, 20:36

Not a clue. I thought spambots were people not viruses.

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