The Dark Furie

A Shadow Over Portsmouth

Robert Folley, confused about an announcement of a new playground being built in a park, had contacted the mayor's office asking for a document to help him clarify before posting on his blog about it. A reasonable request, backed up by stating which law he is requesting it under. What follows is a transcript of an e-mail sent to the blogger by the Mayor of Portsmouth Ohio, Jim Kalb.

Per your public records request: You are correct in stating that at the meeting in the park the fact was "acknowledged that such a written agreement existed." What I don't understand is why you feel that a confirmation of this fact would necessitate a publication or distribution of the mentioned document. As you requested, a copy of the document has been prepared for you to pick up at my office. Our regular office hours are 8:00AM to 4:00PM, Monday through Friday. If there is anything else that I can do for you, which is required by law, don't hesitate to call my office.

Now that's all right. A little odd towards the end but basically the usual "You can have this stuff you're legally entitled to but I'm not happy about it" letter (I've had a few in my time). Unfortunately the e-mail continues.

If it isn't required by law then don't bother asking because I think that you're a worthless piece of shit and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire (my opinion). You're a poor, lonely, jealous, old man with aspirations of becoming a writer. You write your lies and uneducated opinions on people and issues from behind the safety of your slobber stained keyboard with the hope that somebody will read them that doesn't know you and believe that you're more than the pitiful, broke-down, lizard-looking thing that you are, in my opinion. Get a life old man. On second thought, don't bother................

Gotta admit, he's got a way with words eh? That "lizard-looking thing" comment even inspired the title for this post (cyber-cookie to anyone who gets the reference). Maybe the official Mayor's Office letterhead helps them seem more eloquent? You can find the entire e-mail here along with the e-mail that provoked it and a few more details on the situation. I wont go into them here because I don't care. Does that sound harsh? I don't see why it should. After all, I don't know either of the men involved.

What I do care about is image. Hell, you've seen me spend six months getting a decent theme for this page so I guess you know that already. You also probably know that my career choice had me managing a nightclub for a time, and that's relevant to this subject. You see, one of the rules I had in place for staff was that they not wear their uniforms anywhere except in the club, and it's a rule I had to follow throughout my entire hospitality career. When you wear the uniform, you're representing the club and any action on your part might reflect badly on the place. I don't give a damn if you publically pick your nose and eat it, but when you're advertising my club and doing that you're reflecting badly on me. It strikes me that if every bartender worked for, with or above is subject to that rule then surely people in more public jobs should be too, like government officials perhaps?

By taking the role of Mayor, this man represents the government and the city in all his actions, and that e-mail doesn't fit in with that image. But Jim Kalb is no ordinary politician and surprisingly this e-mail incident is all a part of the image he's been putting out for a while now. During my cursory research into this story I came across a few details of his life (posted by a Portsmouth blogger in 2007) including multiple arrests when he was younger for assault. You see Jim was a member of the Jackson Street Gang, a racist gang that all lived on Jackson Street in Portsmouth and who swore an oath that they would do everything in their power to destroy the lives of non-white people in their area. You can read more on that here if you wish.

So yeah, this guy is a racist bully who still practices when he thinks he can get away with it. Anyone that's gonna start chanting "Four more years!" for him at any point must be bloody mad.
rolleyes

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Comments

Darkogdare Tuesday, October 6, 2009 5:30:19 AM

This post poves my point about politicians. I mean, probably there are some decent people among them, but in minority, without any possibility to change things.
Back to the topic, if he reacts like that in a case of something so beningn as the park playground is, imagine what his reaction would be if his ass is on stake left

H82typ Tuesday, October 6, 2009 5:44:58 AM

whistle Obviously, a graduate of the Nigel Fawlty school of Diplomacy!

Pineas2 Tuesday, October 6, 2009 6:34:49 AM

He could have a great career.

If Adolf had won the war...

Cleanclean Tuesday, October 6, 2009 8:17:09 AM

Sounds like a lot of voter apathy allowed his election ...

Spaggyj Tuesday, October 6, 2009 8:23:47 AM

We need a disgusted, lip curling smiley.

KYrenKYren Tuesday, October 6, 2009 9:01:23 AM

RTI was passed in India in 2005, and this is how we intend to implement it,


After all we have a very respectable position in the Global Transparency Index. irked
http://blog.transparency.org/2009/09/23/gcr2009_privatesector/#comments

Pineas2 Tuesday, October 6, 2009 10:36:52 AM

I see that pun with the Lovecraft-novel. Thought all the time that something in the blog's post seemed to be familar.

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, October 6, 2009 10:44:27 AM

Have a cookie. pssst I got them from a sleeping cat. up

H82typ Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:32:49 AM

If you read a little deeper, it would seem that he'll not be re-elected. happy

Pineas2 Tuesday, October 6, 2009 12:21:50 PM

You are stealing your cat's cookies? My best friend won't like you! He would fight with a dog for his food. Indeed he has done this with a Samjode-dog.

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, October 6, 2009 2:29:16 PM

I'd fight any dog or bunny that is crazy enough to steal my cookies! mad

KYrenKYren Tuesday, October 6, 2009 2:34:33 PM

Grr! Whaw! Whaw!

theoddmissusfunz81 Tuesday, October 6, 2009 3:37:19 PM

that's disgusting

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, October 6, 2009 6:05:52 PM

Wow! And there's still more to that e-mail! bigeyes
Anybody else finding the mayor's address funny (portsmouthmayor@yahoo.com)? left

Diabolical Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:15:26 PM

Stop putting your tentacle in there! left.
Wait.. What now?

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, October 7, 2009 12:21:00 AM

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, October 7, 2009 4:16:53 AM

Bloody hell! mad Stop that! irked

Mad Scientistqlue Wednesday, October 7, 2009 5:01:14 AM

Yay for skippy! lol.

Darkogdare Wednesday, October 7, 2009 5:45:27 AM

That technology should be only mine irked

KYrenKYren Wednesday, October 7, 2009 6:36:17 AM

bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, October 7, 2009 11:47:30 AM

*watches Darko prodding his spots experimentally*

theoddbod Wednesday, October 7, 2009 11:37:37 PM

I know the reference - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow Over Innsmouth bigsmile I still want a cookie awww he only half-got the reference p

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, October 8, 2009 1:29:51 AM

*steals another cookie while the kitty is being chased by the dalmation terminator*
Well done.

KittyliciousZaphira Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:22:14 AM

*watches Mik munch on one of my poisoned cookies while I shred the silly dalmatian*

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, October 8, 2009 8:38:36 AM

Shush you, I killed you.

KittyliciousZaphira Thursday, October 8, 2009 8:47:46 AM

But you can never kill my cookies! devil
They can, however, kill you! :muahahaha:

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:08:03 AM

*chews thoughtfully*

Charles SchlossChas4 Monday, October 12, 2009 1:00:36 PM

rolleyes

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, October 12, 2009 4:12:29 PM

*orders a cheap coffin* rip

Dark FurieFurie Monday, October 12, 2009 4:15:41 PM

All he did was roll his eyes you meanie. By the way, that poisoned body is yours now. p

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, October 12, 2009 4:22:30 PM

haha no, I switched back. I'm disappointed in you... you said that the training penis was only a small one, so howcome yours aren't any bigger? bigsmile

H82typ Monday, October 12, 2009 4:29:29 PM

You have to moisten them sometimes. Hold one in your mouth...
lol

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, October 12, 2009 4:36:25 PM

Talk about being flexible! p

Diabolical Monday, October 12, 2009 10:21:25 PM

That bodyswap wasn't such a good idea it seems scared

Charles SchlossChas4 Monday, October 12, 2009 10:40:56 PM

Originally posted by Furie:

All he did was roll his eyes


Who me?

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:56:44 AM

Yeah you, and then the mean kitty tried to bury you alive. Then she gave me my body back, and announced the penis was too small, conveniently forgetting I'm having to grow it back after the sex change she gave me without my permission. And then Dennis chimed in with his secret fantasies. And then Clint realised that swapping mortal enemies bodies wasn't a good idea. And here we are. up.

Tils, everything on your body was more than big enough. p

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, October 13, 2009 5:37:46 PM

Ahahahahahahaha!!! Thank you so much for that compliment! lollol

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, October 13, 2009 7:38:37 PM

Does no-one get fat jokes anymore? sad

H82typ Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:22:44 PM

Well, I am a little chubby...

theoddbod Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:45:59 PM

H82typ Tuesday, October 13, 2009 8:54:46 PM

Yep. I got sidetracked by a ''forbidden'' t-shirt. whistle

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, October 14, 2009 4:14:50 AM

I got the joke. left

Mad Scientistqlue Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:39:03 PM

I was going to make a joke about someone's 'chubby buddy', but now I can't recall the punchline. confused.
Does anyone here speak Irish? whistle.

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:18:56 AM

Nope. left

Diabolical Friday, October 16, 2009 7:36:02 AM

lollol

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