The Dark Furie

Salute The Flag

Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:09:55 AM

As a celebration of conquering all of the world except for a small country that smells suspiciously like an old lady's house, I've taken the liberty of issuing some new flags for you all. You may salute and pledge allegiance now.

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Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:11:03 AM

Now, where's my damn Nobel Peace prize? mad

Dacotah Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:14:45 AM

I don't know, did you lose it under your bed?

Dacotah Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:15:36 AM

pssst SLAP, wake up Mik, " You may salute and pledge allegiance now." you are dreaming again. p

Dacotah Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:16:32 AM

idea The flags could make a good dart board. bigsmile

KYrenKYren Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:19:22 AM

Where's India ? bigsmile

Spaggyj Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:21:00 AM

I see the Purple Realm and Catfiania are exempt bigsmile

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 10:09:34 AM

Kind of strange that St. Patrick's cross is still in the U.J., but not Wales.

Cleanclean Saturday, October 10, 2009 11:08:33 AM

lol

I'd buy one of those! lol

I'm just waiting for some overpatriot with no sense of humour to find this post and become enraged at how you 'defaced' (or is that 'enfaced') their flag. rolleyes

The only way Kitty is gonna beat this one is by putting her face on a flag! whistle wink lol

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 11:48:59 AM

"My daddy died for that flag!"
Really? I bought mine.

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r♡serose-marie Saturday, October 10, 2009 11:49:29 AM

*gives a one finger salute*
As for pledging allience - we don't have that kind of stuff here, so I'll have to pass. Don't want to get it all wrong, you know. bigsmile

Cleanclean Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:04:33 PM

I feel like I was just lectured by some kinda pale demon ... whistle

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:06:36 PM

I wondered about that, Rose. Both Norway and Sweden have monarchies. If I apply for citizenship, would be I be expected to pledge allegiance to Carl Gustav XVI? 'Cause I just couldn't. yikes

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:09:00 PM

Carol, looked there and couldn't find it.

Carol, did you just whisper a slap to me? lol You're really pinning a lot on this power of suggestion thing.

Carol, obviously you have bad taste. Eight years of Bush made you forget what a good leader is.

CarolKiran, after hearing about cows being sacred and not used for meat there I decided that India doesn't actually exist. up After all, how can an entire country not have steak?

Kim, I'd never invade you. left The other one is the one that smells like an old woman's house.

Gavin, have you seen the Welsh speak? scared They're scary voodoo guys. cry I've decided they don't exist either.

David, I won and all it took was two years, an involuntary sex change, a chainsaw, a zombie virus and a web application.

Rosie, put that finger down and go back to being innocent like you used to be. awww It makes it easier for the mind control to work. whistle

Spaggyj Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:11:01 PM

You've invaded before... Sometimes 4 times in one day eek

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:15:24 PM

Um... we're talking about online territories here, right? right

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:21:43 PM

Of course. devil

Spaggyj Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:23:36 PM

Absolutely whistle

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:27:43 PM

lol

KYrenKYren Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:30:09 PM

bigsmile mikim.

KYrenKYren Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:46:46 PM

But if you see my album on child labouring, you'll find that cannibalism is highly valued here.

r♡serose-marie Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:50:24 PM

lol lol Kimmie!

Gavin - To be honest, I have no idea of what's going on at those citizenship ceremonies, so you might have to! bigeyes

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:51:03 PM

bigeyes

r♡serose-marie Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:52:56 PM

pssst I hear it involves a running the gauntlet and paddling, but again - I could be wrong...

Spaggyj Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:53:42 PM

Kiran, lighten up!

KYrenKYren Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:06:40 PM

bigsmile Ok Kim, if Mik doesn't invade India, I'll take the responsibility.

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:08:11 PM

lol Paddling!

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:40:48 PM

It's a wonderful day. Free paddling for all! party

Dacotah Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:47:50 PM

Mik, yes I did pssst Slap you.

Kimmie, lol sometimes 4 times a day huh? bigsmile

Darkogdare Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:01:14 PM

Serbia is not in EU yet, so we are free and stubborn country that refuses to be under anyone`s control knight

Kimmie lol lol Too much informations faint

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, October 10, 2009 4:47:46 PM

I'd be more than happy to burn those flags! wink

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 5:55:04 PM

*paddles the kitty with a flaming cricket bat*

Diabolical Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:03:42 PM

Uhm.. left

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:06:40 PM

You're so kinky!

*pees on the flag to put out the flames*

lol

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:15:45 PM

*hurls the werewolf on the kitten, lights them both up and puts down newspaper for stop the pee messing up the carpet*

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:35:34 PM

Eew! scared

*kicks the werewolf out the window and goes to take a long bath*

eek

Diabolical Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:54:59 AM

*emerges from shadows to avenge clone #8795006 by bodyswapping Stubbly Girl and Waxed Pussy* happy

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 11, 2009 2:08:18 AM

*looks down at suddenly female body in the bathtub*
I don't remember having those before. I hope no-one sees them and... Hey! Where's my ego! mad Why the hell am I self conscious and in need of chocolate? furious

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, October 11, 2009 4:56:43 AM

Have anybody seen my mobile phone? confused

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:58:49 AM

Where was it that you kept your ego??! sherlock

Diabolical Sunday, October 11, 2009 9:30:20 AM

scared *makes it permanent and starts marketing it*

Blogreversal.. The ultimate in role playing technology.. devil who's next? rolleyes

Spaggyj Sunday, October 11, 2009 9:57:37 AM

Great. Now who do I run off with? mad

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, October 11, 2009 10:01:10 AM

Ah, my princes! love

That'll be me of course!

Spaggyj Sunday, October 11, 2009 10:06:50 AM

*peers into Kitty's eyes* ...Mik?

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 11, 2009 10:48:23 AM

Now sweetie, come with me. I'll curl up on your lap and purr as you stroke me. Then I'll try to bury you in imaginary dirt. cat

Spaggyj Sunday, October 11, 2009 10:55:19 AM

I'm so confused cry

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 11, 2009 11:24:28 AM

*nuzzles up against Kim's neck*
Mmmrowr... cat

Cleanclean Sunday, October 11, 2009 11:44:03 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, the world's first threesome on the Internet ...

... no, wait ... bigeyes

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, October 11, 2009 12:19:23 PM

*zaps the wannabe kitty with a tazer*

Get off her! mad

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, October 11, 2009 12:21:32 PM

Cat fight?

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:39:57 PM

*uses a catapult to hurl the bunny into a pit of lava, then drops an anvil on him*

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