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Salute The Flag

Saturday, 10. October 2009, 09:09:55

As a celebration of conquering all of the world except for a small country that smells suspiciously like an old lady's house, I've taken the liberty of issuing some new flags for you all. You may salute and pledge allegiance now.

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Furie 10. October 2009, 09:11

Now, where's my damn Nobel Peace prize? :mad:

Dacotah 10. October 2009, 09:14

I don't know, did you lose it under your bed?

Dacotah 10. October 2009, 09:15

:sst: SLAP, wake up Mik, " You may salute and pledge allegiance now." you are dreaming again. p:

Dacotah 10. October 2009, 09:16

:idea: The flags could make a good dart board. :D

KYren 10. October 2009, 09:19

Where's India ? :D

Spaggyj 10. October 2009, 09:21

I see the Purple Realm and Catfiania are exempt :D

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 10:09

Kind of strange that St. Patrick's cross is still in the U.J., but not Wales.

clean 10. October 2009, 11:08

:lol:

I'd buy one of those! :lol:

I'm just waiting for some overpatriot with no sense of humour to find this post and become enraged at how you 'defaced' (or is that 'enfaced') their flag. :rolleyes:

The only way Kitty is gonna beat this one is by putting her face on a flag! :whistle: :wink: :lol:

Furie 10. October 2009, 11:48

"My daddy died for that flag!"
Really? I bought mine.

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rose-marie 10. October 2009, 11:49

*gives a one finger salute*
As for pledging allience - we don't have that kind of stuff here, so I'll have to pass. Don't want to get it all wrong, you know. :D

clean 10. October 2009, 12:04

I feel like I was just lectured by some kinda pale demon ... :whistle:

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 12:06

I wondered about that, Rose. Both Norway and Sweden have monarchies. If I apply for citizenship, would be I be expected to pledge allegiance to Carl Gustav XVI? 'Cause I just couldn't. :yikes:

Furie 10. October 2009, 12:09

Carol, looked there and couldn't find it.

Carol, did you just whisper a slap to me? :lol: You're really pinning a lot on this power of suggestion thing.

Carol, obviously you have bad taste. Eight years of Bush made you forget what a good leader is.

CarolKiran, after hearing about cows being sacred and not used for meat there I decided that India doesn't actually exist. :up: After all, how can an entire country not have steak?

Kim, I'd never invade you. :left: The other one is the one that smells like an old woman's house.

Gavin, have you seen the Welsh speak? :insane: They're scary voodoo guys. :cry: I've decided they don't exist either.

David, I won and all it took was two years, an involuntary sex change, a chainsaw, a zombie virus and a web application.

Rosie, put that finger down and go back to being innocent like you used to be. awww It makes it easier for the mind control to work. :whistle:

Spaggyj 10. October 2009, 12:11

You've invaded before... Sometimes 4 times in one day :eek:

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 12:15

Um... we're talking about online territories here, right? :right:

Furie 10. October 2009, 12:21

Of course. :devil:

Spaggyj 10. October 2009, 12:23

Absolutely :whistle:

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 12:27

:lol:

KYren 10. October 2009, 12:30

:D mikim.

KYren 10. October 2009, 12:46

But if you see my album on child labouring, you'll find that cannibalism is highly valued here.

rose-marie 10. October 2009, 12:50

:lol: :lol: Kimmie!

Gavin - To be honest, I have no idea of what's going on at those citizenship ceremonies, so you might have to! :eyes:

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 12:51

:eyes:

rose-marie 10. October 2009, 12:52

:sst: I hear it involves a running the gauntlet and paddling, but again - I could be wrong...

Spaggyj 10. October 2009, 12:53

Kiran, lighten up!

KYren 10. October 2009, 13:06

:D Ok Kim, if Mik doesn't invade India, I'll take the responsibility.

garlingmatthews 10. October 2009, 13:08

:lol: Paddling!

Furie 10. October 2009, 13:40

It's a wonderful day. Free paddling for all! :hat:

Dacotah 10. October 2009, 13:47

Mik, yes I did :sst: Slap you.

Kimmie, :lol: sometimes 4 times a day huh? :D

gdare 10. October 2009, 14:01

Serbia is not in EU yet, so we are free and stubborn country that refuses to be under anyone`s control :knight:

Kimmie :lol: :lol: Too much informations :faint:

Zaphira 10. October 2009, 16:47

I'd be more than happy to burn those flags! :wink:

Furie 10. October 2009, 17:55

*paddles the kitty with a flaming cricket bat*

Diabolical 10. October 2009, 18:03

Uhm.. :left:

Zaphira 10. October 2009, 18:06

You're so kinky!

*pees on the flag to put out the flames*

:lol:

Furie 10. October 2009, 18:15

*hurls the werewolf on the kitten, lights them both up and puts down newspaper for stop the pee messing up the carpet*

Zaphira 10. October 2009, 18:35

Eew! :insane:

*kicks the werewolf out the window and goes to take a long bath*

:eek:

Diabolical 11. October 2009, 01:54

*emerges from shadows to avenge clone #8795006 by bodyswapping Stubbly Girl and Waxed Pussy* :happy:

Furie 11. October 2009, 02:08

*looks down at suddenly female body in the bathtub*
I don't remember having those before. I hope no-one sees them and... Hey! Where's my ego! :mad: Why the hell am I self conscious and in need of chocolate? :furious:

Zaphira 11. October 2009, 04:56

Have anybody seen my mobile phone? :confused:

garlingmatthews 11. October 2009, 06:58

Where was it that you kept your ego??! :sherlock:

Diabolical 11. October 2009, 09:30

:insane: *makes it permanent and starts marketing it*

Blogreversal.. The ultimate in role playing technology.. :devil: who's next? :rolleyes:

Spaggyj 11. October 2009, 09:57

Great. Now who do I run off with? :mad:

Zaphira 11. October 2009, 10:01

Ah, my princes! :love:

That'll be me of course!

Spaggyj 11. October 2009, 10:06

*peers into Kitty's eyes* ...Mik?

Furie 11. October 2009, 10:48

Now sweetie, come with me. I'll curl up on your lap and purr as you stroke me. Then I'll try to bury you in imaginary dirt. :cat:

Spaggyj 11. October 2009, 10:55

I'm so confused :cry:

Furie 11. October 2009, 11:24

*nuzzles up against Kim's neck*
Mmmrowr... :cat:

clean 11. October 2009, 11:44

Ladies and Gentlemen, the world's first threesome on the Internet ...

... no, wait ... :eyes:

Zaphira 11. October 2009, 12:19

*zaps the wannabe kitty with a tazer*

Get off her! :mad:

garlingmatthews 11. October 2009, 12:21

Cat fight?

Furie 11. October 2009, 13:39

*uses a catapult to hurl the bunny into a pit of lava, then drops an anvil on him*

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