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Thursday, 15. October 2009, 09:49:56


The millitary and Sasquatch

Hitslink - for many it's a tool, the way we see how many people have visited us recently. For some though, it's a dark insight into the minds of our visitors. A terrifying visage of the world around us.

Okay, the first thought that ran through my head my head when I saw this was "Oh fuck, someone in Washington is looking for anyone who knows about the military's secret plans for Bigfoot." The second thought that ran through my head was "Get away from the windows. Don't let them get the shot!" It was only the third thought that reminded me that only my military is experimenting with DNA from fabled creatures. It was then that I realised I'd found a spy after my work and sent my own assassins over to America's capital - Washington, Seattle.
:rolleyes:

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Comments

clean 15. October 2009, 09:51

Somebody in Washington will take this seriously. You're gonna have such fun if you ever try to board a plane for the US ... :wink: :lol:

Furie 15. October 2009, 09:56

Can't do it anyway. I need photo ID in order to get any photo ID like a passport. :irked:

fammcdon 15. October 2009, 10:00

*De-friends Mik as fast as the button will click* :insane: CLICK YOU DAMN BUTTON! CLICK!

clean 15. October 2009, 10:01

They'll have your picture on file ... :wink:

clean 15. October 2009, 10:07

Oh, crap ... we're all gonna be 'interviewed' ... :eek:

theoddbod 15. October 2009, 10:14

They'll never find out about Project FurryFighter whatever it is they're looking for :left:

Furie 15. October 2009, 10:42

I cancelled that project anyway. It became clear that the scientists working on it weren't quite as evil as their resumes suggested.

theoddbod 15. October 2009, 11:22

Typical - seems like everyone lies on their CV these days :rolleyes: If you can't trust a mad scientist, who CAN you trust?

Furie 15. October 2009, 11:43

Care Bears? :left: Although they're still irked at being used as ammunition, they did pledge loyalty when I freed them.

For those worried about American retaliation, I've been an Obama supporter for a long time. So long in fact that some people theorise that he's one of my clones that I've gotten into office somehow.
:whistle:

ellinidata 15. October 2009, 12:17

"assassins over to America's capital - Washington, Seattle"

I am glad Washington DC. did not move yet ! the white House will be hard to relocate :lol:
Plus Obama will remain safe in the District of Columbia area!

theoddbod 15. October 2009, 12:58

I think your cloning machine must be a bit buggy :left:

Moesring 15. October 2009, 13:10

Am I the only one wondering if such a spy might try to seek refuge in Catfiania?
Perhaps a(nother) pre-emptive nuke is in order. :whistle:

Furie 15. October 2009, 14:05

Warmongers! :mad:

rose-marie 15. October 2009, 14:18

What does the military want you for? :left:

Furie 15. October 2009, 14:43

Same reason the Swedish police do. awww

H82typ 15. October 2009, 15:26

:confused: what? Gross injustices to meatballs? :lol:

gdare 15. October 2009, 17:13

Originally posted by theoddbod:

Project FurryFighter


I am still working on that project :left:
Not much luck so far awww



Zaphira 15. October 2009, 17:17

You've got a lot of thoughts running through your head, Mik. Or is it just something you say? :wink:

Furie 15. October 2009, 20:04

Running, streaking. Depends on the thought. :whistle:

Zaphira 16. October 2009, 07:31

Say no more! :insane: :lol:

H82typ 17. October 2009, 00:29

There will be NO streaking here at Opera! chuck norris

qlue 17. October 2009, 21:57

Tell that to the CareBears. :rolleyes:.

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