Dark Furie - Hitslink Horrors

Hitslink Horrors

Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:49:56 AM

The millitary and Sasquatch

Hitslink - for many it's a tool, the way we see how many people have visited us recently. For some though, it's a dark insight into the minds of our visitors. A terrifying visage of the world around us.

Okay, the first thought that ran through my head my head when I saw this was "Oh fuck, someone in Washington is looking for anyone who knows about the military's secret plans for Bigfoot." The second thought that ran through my head was "Get away from the windows. Don't let them get the shot!" It was only the third thought that reminded me that only my military is experimenting with DNA from fabled creatures. It was then that I realised I'd found a spy after my work and sent my own assassins over to America's capital - Washington, Seattle.

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Comments

Cleanclean # Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:51:20 AM

Somebody in Washington will take this seriously. You're gonna have such fun if you ever try to board a plane for the US ...

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, October 15, 2009 9:56:00 AM

Can't do it anyway. I need photo ID in order to get any photo ID like a passport.

Bud McDonnellfammcdon # Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:00:59 AM

*De-friends Mik as fast as the button will click*

CLICK YOU DAMN BUTTON! CLICK!

Cleanclean # Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:01:01 AM

They'll have your picture on file ...

Cleanclean # Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:07:07 AM

Oh, crap ... we're all gonna be 'interviewed' ...

theoddbod # Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:14:20 AM

They'll never find out about ~~Project FurryFighter~~ whatever it is they're looking for

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:42:33 AM

I cancelled that project anyway. It became clear that the scientists working on it weren't quite as evil as their resumes suggested.

theoddbod # Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:22:10 AM

Typical - seems like everyone lies on their CV these days

If you can't trust a mad scientist, who CAN you trust?

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:43:54 AM

Care Bears?

Although they're still irked at being used as ammunition, they did pledge loyalty when I freed them.

For those worried about American retaliation, I've been an Obama supporter for a long time. So long in fact that some people theorise that he's one of my clones that I've gotten into office somehow.