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Tuesday, 20. October 2009, 09:49:08

What? Life is hard.
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Zaphira 20. October 2009, 09:49

Life is a bitch! :mad:

persianweblog 20. October 2009, 09:53

Nice Page !

Moesring 20. October 2009, 09:54

I'm sure the kitty wouldn't mind sharing some of her chicken, if you ask her nicely. :yes:
:left:

clean 20. October 2009, 09:55

Furie 20. October 2009, 09:59

Isn't it just. awww You love and care for your babe, trying to keep her out of evil one's paws, then you find her ordering specialist magazines full of pictures like this.

:cry:

Furie 20. October 2009, 10:00

Woah! Slow day on the web guys?

Pineas2 20. October 2009, 10:06

These Japanese! A bunch of awful perverts?

May I have her phone number?

Dacotah 20. October 2009, 10:21

awww :eyes: :D

drlaunch 20. October 2009, 10:30

Originally posted by Furie:

Isn't it just. awww You love and care for your babe, trying to keep her out of evil one's paws, then you find her ordering specialist magazines full of pictures like this.



Oh life is tough. :devil:

Furie 20. October 2009, 10:32

It is. awww And to make things worse, I still have no fried chicken. :cry:

Furie 20. October 2009, 10:36

She's a cat (or possibly the result of Jim Henson being trapped on a desert island with only a muppet for company). Cats don't have phones. :rolleyes:

rose-marie 20. October 2009, 11:23

You sure you want fried chicken? I just remembered that post of yours about the KFC employees who bathed in the sink at work... :left:

Furie 20. October 2009, 11:31

Awww, don't be mean to the "models". :lol:

clean 20. October 2009, 11:53

Or the Japanese ... :whistle:

Spaggyj 20. October 2009, 12:33

Stop hiding my magazines! :mad:

Pineas2 20. October 2009, 12:36

Nothing bad with fast food restaurant employees who bath after work. But I hope everytime that they have showers, not the sink.

Do you know that for those who are in racism Japanese are white, not yellow? The reason for that is that the Japanese have beaten the Russian Army in 1905. Who beats the army of a white nation that completely cannot be recognized a member of an inferior not-white race.

(To be found in my next book: Useless knowledge you don't not want - Part 3)

clean 20. October 2009, 13:04

My comment wasn't meant to be racist. It was highlighting Japanese pop culture. :confused:

Pineas2 20. October 2009, 13:18

No, no, I do not think you to be a racist. And I love anime and especially hentai :smile: It was just a cultural conotation that crossed my mind at that moment.

Furie 20. October 2009, 14:25

Stop using them to get yourself in the mood. :mad:

H82typ 20. October 2009, 14:58

May I have the URL for that catalogue? :drool:

gdare 20. October 2009, 20:55

I had fried chicken for lunch :left:

clean 20. October 2009, 21:06

Pineas,

Cool. :smile: You know how it is on the web, sometimes (a comment may not have come across the way it was intended). :happy:

Spaggyj 20. October 2009, 21:15

I'm not using them for that :left:

Diabolical 20. October 2009, 22:22

You shaved the stubble? p:

ellinidata 20. October 2009, 22:36




"free the chicken! "

H82typ 20. October 2009, 23:59

@ Kim: what, the chickens? p:

Spaggyj 21. October 2009, 08:24

No you moron :lol:

Furie 21. October 2009, 09:44

Who's shaving the chickens?

H82typ 21. October 2009, 10:34

:confused: What the cluck?!

clean 21. October 2009, 22:24

Clucks me. I just hope nobody eggs him on. Little victories like that would only serve to feather his nest and increase his rankings in the pecking order. :whistle:

H82typ 21. October 2009, 23:29

Wha...? Why not just choke the chicken? p:

Furie 22. October 2009, 09:37

Choke the chicken? Have you seen the size of it?

qlue 22. October 2009, 22:35

*speechless*

H82typ 23. October 2009, 01:19

Takes two hands to handle a Whopper, bay-bee! :lol:

theoddbod 25. October 2009, 20:18

Jeez, another post degenerating into puns :rolleyes: And not a yolk to be had :left:

H82typ 27. October 2009, 15:22

*gasp* feeling pun-ey, Mart?
:sherlock:

Furie 27. October 2009, 15:31

This is degenerating into Kenny Everett quality of humour and I will not allow it to continue. :mad:

H82typ 27. October 2009, 16:06

p:

clean 27. October 2009, 19:53

So you're essentially saying, "And now for something completely different?" :wink:

Furie 27. October 2009, 20:21

*sets David on fire as a warning to all other jokers*

gdare 27. October 2009, 20:59

*imagines Mik singing `Always look at the bright side of life` from a cross*

P:

clean 27. October 2009, 21:02

* burns to ash while saying (with the last of the oxygen in his lungs) , "Look, Ma! I'm The Human Torch! Flame On!" *

H82typ 27. October 2009, 21:08

*thinks, to himself, 'Maybe I shouldn't have done the brown acid...' :lol:

clean 27. October 2009, 21:13

* Reconstitutes, good as new, thanks to Dennis' acid *

Furie 27. October 2009, 21:15

*moonwalks past Dennis as David burns and Darko crucifies himself*
So many D's. The brochure said there'd only be a few D's. awww

gdare 27. October 2009, 21:29

:lol:

H82typ 27. October 2009, 21:36

Sees nothing wrong with Kenny Everett's skits... :sherlock:

clean 27. October 2009, 21:55

A Kenny Everett Clip ... :smile:

H82typ 28. October 2009, 10:47

:irked: I knew I should've gone to m.yt. :D I still don't think anythings wrong with K.E., though. The production values suck (by American standards, anyway) but the material is great! :lol:

Furie 28. October 2009, 11:15

It's a sketch show from the 70s. Of course the production values suck, dummy. :lol:

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