The Dark Furie

Feeding Time

Some stuff from my feeds.

For once my feed reader delivered some interesting content to me today. I usually have the news spread across several categories, a couple of words of the day, some jokes (which I've normally heard) and a couple of more specific search n grabs. Today I actually got a joke I haven't heard before. Wow! Maybe I should upload the best of my feed content every now and then. Don't know if I can really be bothered though.

Anyway, here's the joke.

Joke Of The Day -Three boys were walking down by the sea when they saw a man drowning. Quickly they least into the water and pulled him to shore then were suprised to see it was President Bush. George was so grateful that he promised each boy whatever they wanted.

The first boy asked for a hundred grand and Bush pulled out his chequebook and gave him a cheque for one hundred thousand dollars.

The second boy asked for a Ferrari so George got on his Blackberry and ordered one for him.

The third boy asked for a wheelchair. George, in a rare moment of intelligence asked why he needed one as he wasn't disabled. "I will be", said the kid, "if my dad finds out whose life I saved!"

Word Of The Day - sprachgefuhl meaning to know what is linguistically appropiate.

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dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard Friday, May 11, 2007 8:30:32 PM

good one! lol

Arne K LundArnekrilu Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:26:17 PM

Nice joke up

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:28:10 PM

I thought so. bigsmile

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