I POST...WHAT I WANNA!

Somebody save me, It's all I can ever think about, my dreams, thoughts, they're all consumed by ice cream. It began a year ago. I was sitting in my bed, playing Rock paper scissors with myself(I always win) and all of a sudden I began to see... things... tubs, cartons, jugs, all sorts of containers. All filled with Vanilla Ice cream. The creamiest, most succulent, delicious grocery item ever conceived. Mr. Cream, I'd like to thank you. But with its scrump-dilly-umptiousness there's a price. Since my addiction set in, I've gained 100 billion pounds, I know, it's crazy. Because of that weight I've lost my girlfriend in my fat wrinkles, along with my cat, laptop, and worst of all. MY ICE CREAM! It's been a year, and I'm ready to change.