My OperaQuotes
Sunday, November 20, 2005 1:26:46 PM
Hey, have you ever just wanted to look at a bunch of quotes before? I have (and frankly, it's kinda weird) so I decided to make this post with a bunch of different quotes, Funny, Famous, Inspirational, the whole deal! Today just funny,tomorrow famous....
FUNNY
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."-Fats Domino
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
-Sam Levenson
"I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
-Andy Rooney
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."
-Jack Handey
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
-Jack Handey
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
-Woody Allen
Which one did u like the best?
FUNNY
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."-Fats Domino
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
-Sam Levenson
"I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
-Andy Rooney
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."
-Jack Handey
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
-Jack Handey
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
-Woody Allen
Which one did u like the best?
