HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE...
Saturday, 28. February 2009, 01:52:30
- ① LOVE when your eyes meet across a crow- ded room, LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room,
MARRIAGE when your belt
won't meet around your waist, and you don't care ② LOVE when
intercourse is called making
love, LUST all other times,
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
③ LOVE when you argue over
how many children to have, LUST When you argue over
who gets the wet spot,
MARRIAGE when you argue
over money. ④ LOVE when you
share everything you own,
LUST when you think twice
about giving your partner bus money,MARRIAGE when the
bank owns everything, ⑤ LOVE when it doesn't matter if you
don't climax, LUST when the
relationship is over if you don't climax,MARRIAGE what's a
climax?. ⑥ LOVE when you phone
each other just to say "Hi",
LUST when you phone each
other just to organize sex,
MARRIAGE when you phone
each other to find out what
time your son's game starts. ⑦
LOVE when you write poems
about your partner, LUST when all you write is your phone number MARRIAGE when all you write are check's. ⑧ LOVE when you show concern for yourpartners' feelings, LUST
when you couldn't give a rip, MARRIAGE when your only
concern is what's on TV.
⑨ LOVE
when your farewell is "I love
you darling", LUST when your
farewell is "So, same time
next week?" MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent. ⑩ LOVE
when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner, LUST when you only ever see
each other in the bedroom,
MARRIAGE when you never
see each other awake. ⑾ LOVE
when your heart flutters every
time you see them, LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them, MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every
time you see them. ⑿ LOVE when
nobody else matters, LUST
when nobody else knows,
MARRIAGE when everybody
else matters and you don't
care who knows. ⒀ LOVE when
all the songs on the radio
describe exactly how you feel,
LUST when it's just the same
mushy old crap, MARRIAGE
when you never listen to music. ⒁ LOVE when breaking up is
something you try not to think
about, LUST when staying
together is something you try
not to think about, MARRIAGE
when just getting through
today is your only thought. ⒂
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner
does, LUST when you're only
interested in one thing,
MARRIAGE when you're not
interested in what your
partner does and the one thing
you're interested in is your
golf score.
WIDGETIZE