Its gud 2 be free

A man comes home dead
drunk late @ nite,throws up
on the
carpet &passes out on the
floor.he expects 2 get hell 4rm
his wife bt whn he gts up in the
morning he finds a delicious
breakfast waitin 4 him in the
kitchn with a note that said
"gone shoppin 4 ur favourite
whiskey,enjoy" & he asks his son "wat hpnd lst nite?" "well,lst
nite whn mom tried 2 pick u
up
4rm the floor u said; 'hey lady
get ur hands off me um
married'." TRUE MAN,TRUE LOVE