Norwegian is essentially Swedish spoken by eunuchs with false teeth
Tuesday, 29. November 2005, 01:10:22
Essentialist Explanations: 'This page comprises a list of 735 "essentialist explanations" of the form "Language X is essentially language Y under conditions Z".'
After jesting the nordic language (see title), let's poke some fun on my own:
Dutch is essentially what you know to be English, only heard through lots of loud background noise.Far less funny.
And this one is only understandable for dutch native babblers:
Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.Last but not least some giggles on behalf of our southernly neighbours:
Belgian is essentially French spoken as a tonal language.
I'm too tired to pick out the more cooler ones... you do it & comment!
