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Norwegian is essentially Swedish spoken by eunuchs with false teeth

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:10:22 AM

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Just wanted to share this link with you:

Essentialist Explanations: 'This page comprises a list of 735 "essentialist explanations" of the form "Language X is essentially language Y under conditions Z".'[/QUOTE]

After jesting the nordic language (see title), let's poke some fun on my own:

Dutch is essentially what you know to be English, only heard through lots of loud background noise.

Far less funny. furious bigsmile

And this one is only understandable for dutch native babblers:

Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.

Last but not least some giggles on behalf of our southernly neighbours:

Belgian is essentially French spoken as a tonal language.


I'm too tired to pick out the more cooler ones... you do it & comment! party cheers

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Raquel Henriquespooka Wednesday, December 28, 2005 4:18:35 AM

Franche est essentialement englaishe ouithe les endinges funnies et lottes de vowelles et les adjectifs en alle les places ronges.
--Clint Jackson Baker



I couldn't agree more! LOL

qicai02 Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:09:31 PM

ha ha ,good. pirate

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