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Drop Me Off At The 7-11

Drop Me Off At The 7-11

in an effort to get people to look into each others eyes more,
the government has decided to allow each person exactly 167 words, per day.
when the phone rings, i put it to my ear without saying hello.
in the restaurant i point at chicken noodle soup.
i am adjusting well to the new way.
late at night, i call my long-distant lover and proudly say:
i only used 59 today. i saved the rest for you.
when she doesnt respond, i know shes used up all her words,
so i slowly whisper i love you,
32 and a 3rd times.

Comments

radostsguy 14. January 2008, 17:00

A bi-sexual vegan, huh? Don't tell Monkeyman! He'll declare you to be a Terrorist!

Me? I like girls and roast beef! (Errr .... for different purposes!) :yes:

But then, think how boring life would be if we were all carbon-copies of each other! :yuck:

As Les Francaises put it, "Viva la difference!"

Exactment!

everlasting91sv 16. January 2008, 14:12

if u know i've just said goodbye to my boyfriend... u'll know how much i am touched by ur entry! let say everyone has their own thoughts, but we all share one thing... "love"... thanks for ur entry!flirt

radostsguy 17. January 2008, 22:47

No problem, sweetie! :smile:

I have "loved and lost" many times. :cry:

radostsguy 17. January 2008, 22:51

Do yourself a favour, OK? Bad English doesn't look too good here on the forums, really. You have:

"Buy a huge mansion so me and my friends can live together."

It should be:

"Buy a huge mansion so my friends and I can live together."

Dr English! :lol:

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