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Posted by Talitha Moyo on 26 June 2011

Beer v women

Monday, July 4, 2011 8:22:08 AM

If you drink beer have you ever compared it to a woman? take a second and think about it....<one second later>i came acroos this today ...(no offense to all women out there...)
1. beer is always wet
2. beer never gets a headache
3. beer always goes down easily
4. you can easily share a beer with your friends
5. you can enjoy beer everyday of the month
6. you don't have to wash beer before it tastes good
7. you can have more than one beer and not feel guilty
8. beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer
9. you know you are the first one to pop a beer
10.you don't have to wine and dine beer

http://julzwatesh.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-beer-is-better-than-woman.html

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Diaspora

Monday, July 4, 2011 8:16:58 AM

A guy goes to London and is desperate for a job, you know, the usual Rese

Rese Zimbo jobs so decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star

attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had

carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well

if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and... pretend to be the gorilla so

people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey!

He needs the money, and he cant possibly come back to Zim so he puts on the

skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays

up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks,

and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest

and roaring, swinging around. During

one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses

his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the

middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the unusually thin lion

roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Maihwe mai maihwe !" Obviously

thinking kuti pake papera. The lion races over to him, places his paws on

his chest and hisses, "Iwe pfutseke nyarara apa, unotidzingisa basa!

chibenzi chemhuka."

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Cough Treatment

Monday, July 4, 2011 8:07:31 AM

A pharmacist goes in to the drugstore and finds a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He approaches the clerk and asks: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall? The clerk says the man came in earlier to get something for his cough. “And since she could not find the cough syrup, she gave him a bottle of laxative.” The horrified pharmacist shouts: “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”The clerk calmly responds; “Of course you can! Look at him; he is afraid to cough!”

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Rules for ‘Honesty’ in Relationships

Friday, July 1, 2011 10:37:29 AM

Honesty can be tough but it's necessary if you want a close intimate relationship.Honesty is not telling the truth ONLY if it doesn't make anyone uncomfortable, doesn't cause a conflict, and it makes you look good.Honesty is telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.