And so I die
Monday, 7. January 2008, 19:52:30
*CoughspluttercoughHACKcoughcoughErk*
Ladies and Gentlebeings, pray lend me your ears (clean them first). GrantTLC now has great need of his loyal, fantastical fans, having succumbed to some foul form of bacterial evil. My acolytes will soon be moving among you to take a collection and I would ask that you dig deep and give all the sympathy you can spare. He who Giveth from the Heart shall continue to Knoweth the Enlightening, Effervescent Touch of the Lord Granty upon their
...blogs.
*coughHAKHAKcoughpitymecoughcoughcoughlovemesplutterhak*
I know I can trust you, my devoted flock. Unlike my female work colleagues whose first despicable act was to decry my pain and suffering with mocking cries of 'Man-flu' (Forgive them, Dad, for those callous bitches know not what they do) I know I can trust you all to support your lord and saviour on shimmering wings of compassion and purest empathy.
*COUGHCOUGHHACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCOUGHEuuuuuuuuuUUuERRRRK*
I fear my time grows short...When the tunnel comes, calling me from the glimmering light of heaven at its end...I shall speak well of you all, so that you may continue to receive the fruits of your endless devotion.
*burp*
Farewell, my children, Farewell! I go now to a far better place...wait, is that a choir of harps I can hear...?
Ladies and Gentlebeings, pray lend me your ears (clean them first). GrantTLC now has great need of his loyal, fantastical fans, having succumbed to some foul form of bacterial evil. My acolytes will soon be moving among you to take a collection and I would ask that you dig deep and give all the sympathy you can spare. He who Giveth from the Heart shall continue to Knoweth the Enlightening, Effervescent Touch of the Lord Granty upon their
*coughHAKHAKcoughpitymecoughcoughcoughlovemesplutterhak*
I know I can trust you, my devoted flock. Unlike my female work colleagues whose first despicable act was to decry my pain and suffering with mocking cries of 'Man-flu' (Forgive them, Dad, for those callous bitches know not what they do) I know I can trust you all to support your lord and saviour on shimmering wings of compassion and purest empathy.
*COUGHCOUGHHACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCOUGHEuuuuuuuuuUUuERRRRK*
I fear my time grows short...When the tunnel comes, calling me from the glimmering light of heaven at its end...I shall speak well of you all, so that you may continue to receive the fruits of your endless devotion.
*burp*
Farewell, my children, Farewell! I go now to a far better place...wait, is that a choir of harps I can hear...?

NNNNNnnnnooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come back fellow Battlestar Galactica supporter.....
By anonymous user, # 7. January 2008, 20:11:10
Fear not, Gold One. Look to the SGG...the SGG, my child...
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 20:17:26
hehe, is it really as bad as you make it sound? I hope that you are just being your usual charmingly melodramatic self, and that you will be back to normal and feeling well again very soon
By kirstycat, # 7. January 2008, 20:21:12
Melodramatic? Me? Fie, good lady! What tish, bosh and nonsense!
Granty does have a cold. It's been lurking for a few weeks now, even since I stopped working for xmas, in fact. but today I could feel it crawling into my nose, throat and chest, and my head filling with that horrible mind-fog. Bah!
Ohhhhh - I would let you shower me all day if such things were possible...
Men. We're pathetic when we're ill, aren't we?
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 20:28:31
poor you, I shall send you a virtual chicken cupasoup, and a lemsip satchet
I appear to have escaped the cold so far this winter (I will probably catch one tomorrow now though, now that I have tempted fate!) but when I get one I have to admit that I do tend to battle with my buglets a little more silently than thou
By kirstycat, # 7. January 2008, 20:39:42
They say a problem shared is a problem halved. Using that logic I share my infectious diseases with EVERYBODY, in the hope I'll get better faster!
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 20:49:15
humph though, I don't want your cold!
By kirstycat, # 7. January 2008, 20:57:17
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 21:00:34
Hope you feel better soon - Half the office got flu over christmas, so it's obviously some sort of bug going around.
By ngotadoro, # 7. January 2008, 21:07:45
Lost the plot of Razor? No, I pretty much got it all. It was just jumping around a lot chronologically. You have seen the rest of BSG, right?
My office have been pretty healthy so far....but not for much longer, muahahahahahahahaha.
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 21:19:59
By ngotadoro, # 7. January 2008, 21:34:52
But seriously, welcome to the rapidly growing BSG club, m'man. Always nice to meet a fellow fan (or person who has watched it at least once). Hopefully the last year will answer all those lingering questions! Now, if only we could get this silly writer's strike over and done with, season 4 might actually get made!
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 21:41:22
p.s. I am immune to all forms of Manfluenza virus, so there.
By kirstycat, # 7. January 2008, 21:45:48
By ngotadoro, # 7. January 2008, 21:50:14
I feel bad for you feeling left out of BSG conversations, hon. Not bad enough to part with my DVDs to let you watch them (get your own! Grrrr) but you should not be missing out on what is, on balance, the finest TV show ever to come out of the US in the third millenium so far. If you ever find your way up to Aberdeen I'll be sure to introduce the two of you. I promise you won't regret it.
PS: Don't listen to Ngotadoro. He's obviously not a believer. And it was looking to be such a nice friendship, too....
By GrantTLC, # 7. January 2008, 21:53:00
By ngotadoro, # 7. January 2008, 22:12:03
I think the characters on BSG make it one of the best sci-fi shows out there. They are about as real as you can get.
They get dirty.
They drink too much.
They make mistakes.
They make more mistakes.
They fall in love.
They fall out of love.
They have affairs.
They get angry.
They get even.
They commit crimes.
They have secrets.
They are just like people you know or hear about every day.
You won't find any floppy-eared bipedal donkeys that suddenly find themselves speaking in the Senate. There aren't any flying insects repairing droids. In short, you won't be left wondering if the creature in front of you is for riding, eating or talking to.
I love sci-fi. I enjoy Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Torchwood, Firefly/Serenity, Babylon 5, Doctor Who, Farscape, Lexx, etc. And thanks to Maryland Public Television, I think I've seen all of the original Doctor Who episodes when they had infinitesimal budgets, but infinite imagination. But BSG is by far my favorite show because of the realism of the characters.
Uh... Thanks for hearing me out.
By thejdt, # 8. January 2008, 00:54:38
By thejdt, # 8. January 2008, 01:01:09
By galadriel, # 8. January 2008, 03:29:40
*gulp/swallow*
Hmm, I didn't know magical tablets tasted exactly the same as M&M's! YUM!
Ngotadoro: JDT has done me the enormous service of spelling out almost precisely why I love BSG over nearly all others. BSG is about PEOPLE. REAL people. Whereas Star Wars has people in it, they're not really anybody you and I would ever know, are they? They're archetypes more than anything else. Star Wars is cheesy space opera (yes it is, don't deny it
I do love Star Wars - and of course I mean the original trilogy ONLY - but we're comparing chalk and cheese here.
JDT: Welcome to the BSG club! And thanks for the sympathy - it's greatly appreciated!
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 07:22:36
By ngotadoro, # 8. January 2008, 08:02:21
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 09:02:11
I can't help thinking of 'BFG' when everyone talks about 'BSG'
Big Friendly Giant
p.s. can I have a magic tablet too please Galadriel? I'm not sick but they sound nice
By kirstycat, # 8. January 2008, 11:13:31
There is only one TV show that I have ever loved as well as BSG. My first love, if you will.
Babylon 5.
That show was a revelation to me. There's been nothing like it since, although the Lord of the Rings films came close in terms of my emotional involvement. This may sound extremely sappy but when the last episode finally aired, after five long years of getting to know the characters and watching them struggle and suffer, I wept like a baby.
That's why I was so happy when my parents bought me the complete DVD set for xmas this year (Holy shit - it's gone up £20!). It'd been years since I'd seen it, and I only owned a couple of episodes on VHS; I've been watching a few episodes a day ever since I got home after xmas! Best present EVER.
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 12:11:57
I suppose when anything you enjoy that you have become used to having around disappears, it's bound to leave you feeling like that for a while! But at least you have your box set now to keep you happy
I don't think I have ever become as engrossed in a tv show like that, but I have to admit I have the occasional emotional moment at the end of a really good film or book, when I really don't want it to end! I try to control myself in cinemas and public places though
By kirstycat, # 8. January 2008, 12:53:05
Contrast this richness with Star Trek's strict, non-continuous one-story-per-week format, and you begin to see why millions flocked to the wonderful storytelling of B5.
After five years we had seen three major wars, dozens of worlds, delights and terrors, characters had grown and either left or died...the last five episodes were all about the cast leaving Babylon 5 for new jobs or whatever - a very sad time - so when the final episode 'Sleeping in Light' appeared, and told the story of the final day of life for the main character, and also gave us the processional destruction of the Babylon station itself...
=
It was like real grief in a way, not having it around anymore. Thankfully, though, old TV shows never die. They just get released on DVD and make millions in the process so new stuff is commisioned...!
I try not cry in public, too.
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 13:15:06
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 13:19:14
Your enthusiasm when you write about things that you like is infectious (but not your cold, thankfully...how is that today by the way?).
I think I am missing the required science fiction worshipping brain neurons though, or maybe they are just temporarily dormant. Maybe tomorrow I will wake up and it will all suddenly make sense
By kirstycat, # 8. January 2008, 13:47:43
That was my only review on Amazon ever, inspired by my subject matter.
The cold is better. Still there, still needing sympathy...
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 15:40:02
By kirstycat, # 8. January 2008, 16:40:15
By GrantTLC, # 8. January 2008, 17:18:51
By galadriel, # 8. January 2008, 23:40:35
The BSG nerd inside is loving all of these comments, but has nothing intelligent to say at the moment having not gotten enough sleep.
I've never seen Babylon 5 described quite that way, I am sad to say I have never seen a single episode, something I think I shall have to rectify once I make my way through the gigantic stack of dvd's that is Buffy/Angel.
By southerngeekgirl, # 8. January 2008, 23:54:59
That's the wacky Opera Community for you, SGG. Start a post about being ill, then write loads of comments putting sci-fi shows on pedestals.
If you enjoy Buffy and Angel (How's that going, by the way? Where have you got to?) then you should have no problems with B5. Let me know when you decide to have a look and I'll advise you on the best order to watch it in.
By GrantTLC, # 9. January 2008, 07:21:55
By southerngeekgirl, # 10. January 2008, 05:25:49