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Everyone knows that the game dont stop!

Tryin' to make it to the top before i get clocked...

3 AM

There is no escaping, there's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me", but they don't pay no mind...goodbye

Your walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its horrible
Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you
Your a goner he's on to you, out the corner of his corner you he just saw you run
All you want is to rest cause you can't run anymore your done
All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a calotapin while I'm not in and out of ionamin
At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me
Dead bodies behind the counter shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again
Not Again

It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em

Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon
I wonder whats on the tube maybe they'll show some boobs
Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin
Bust all over the wall panel and
Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using halucenogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Razors, scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end?
Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to
Me what am I gonna do?
Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughter them

She puts the lotion in the bucket
She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again

I bite and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast I can't quite
Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the jack
My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking tub
Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood

I thought I outta drink his bathwater
that outta be fun
thats when my days of serial murder
manslaughter begun

The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curling and screams
Just dont seem to bother me none

It's 3 Am and here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passageway around here
Man theres got to be one, or no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs
It ain't gonna stop me from choppin him up, up

It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em...

Rock the Casbah

Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille

Sharif don't like it
Rockin the casbah

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric kettle drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the sherif
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive

The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way

As soon as Sharif was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare

As soon as Sharif was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed

Sharif don't like it
Rock the casbah
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
You know he really hates it.

i only have few words for this video...

Pro Tips ii

A candy bar wrapper is not a substitute for a condom

shortcuts are rarely short

drive a truck, park anywhere

having children is a good way of saying "im not gay"

sleep on it

dont ask a barber if you need a haircut

never go on stage and tell a 19 year old gilr who should have won for best video

IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS YOU AUTOMATICLLY WIN THE ARGUMENT

when life gives you melons you know your dyslexic

its considered a form of child abuse to give a child a mullet

duct tape cant fix relationships, but can make them more interesting

using the abbreviation"LOL" shoul not be used in a face to face conversation

every family has a creepy uncle, if you cant find yours, its your dad

mcdonalds is a job, not a career

if you dress like a slut you will be treated like one

theres "a tan" and thens theres orange

unibrows are never sexy,never

she can still get pregnant, yes, even if you do it that way

bananas only come in one color

taco bell is not authentic mexican food

dont refer to sex as "hammertime"

dont call friends by their user name in a face to face conversation

dont use the phrase "potato, potato, tomato, tamato" in writing it wont make sense

this tip violates the first rule of fight club


Pro Tips

Dont watch 2 girls 1 cup

sex means gender on a job application, dont answer with "yes please"

if you see a bomb tech running, follow him

check for toilet paper

never wear socks with flip flops. unless your a ninja

finish your beer, there are sober kids in africa

never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

no one cares if your kid is an honor student, take off the bumper sticker

bathroom first THEN sex, no one wants an accident

thongs are for guys too

$100 basketball shoes dont make you jump higher

women have long hair for a reason

there will be more....end

Snakes!

What a thrill...
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill...
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

Someday you go through the rain
And someday, you feed on a tree frog
This ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light!

I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

I am still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

Snake Eater

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Trouble

Oh no, I see,
A spider web is tangled up with me,
And I lost my head,
The thought of all the stupid things I'd said.

Oh no, what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
So I turn to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done,

And I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
And oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

Oh no, I see,
A spider web and it's me in the middle,
So I twist and turn,
Here am I in my little bubble,

Singing I, never meant to cause you trouble,
And I, never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh, no I never meant to do you harm.

They spun a web for me...

things i do on my computer....

Heres a list of what i do on my computer...wait uh dont worry its not gunna be listed (if you know what im sayin'?)

the list is numbered, "1" being most of my time on, then "2" being the second most time on thingy(im not good with the explanations)

1. http://aq.com/
this a free mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online role playing game)

2. http://www.battleon.com/
this is a free(kinda) rpg game

3. http://www.youtube.com/user/PlatypussStanley
this is obviously my youtube

4. my opera blog

5. http://wikipedia.org/
the knowledge center of the universe!!!!!

6. and then theres my playlist from playlist.com
i cant really post it up cause everytime i do it requires other people to sign up P:

and thats basically it...almost :wink:

and yes im a nerd but a really cool one

A Song

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!

hing!

It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah!

moo..

baa...

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words, oh nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so
Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonawa
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah!


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