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Mo-fo's everywhere i go

who needs logic when you got imagination...

Pro Tips

Dont watch 2 girls 1 cup

sex means gender on a job application, dont answer with "yes please"

if you see a bomb tech running, follow him

check for toilet paper

never wear socks with flip flops. unless your a ninja

finish your beer, there are sober kids in africa

never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

no one cares if your kid is an honor student, take off the bumper sticker

bathroom first THEN sex, no one wants an accident

thongs are for guys too

$100 basketball shoes dont make you jump higher

women have long hair for a reason

there will be more....end

Snakes!

What a thrill...
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill...
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

Someday you go through the rain
And someday, you feed on a tree frog
This ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light!

I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

I am still in a dream,
Snake Eater!

Snake Eater

my ayebeesee's

aye
bee
see
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gee
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eye
jay
kay
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and zee

:D

Trouble

Oh no, I see,
A spider web is tangled up with me,
And I lost my head,
The thought of all the stupid things I'd said.

Oh no, what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
So I turn to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done,

And I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
And oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

Oh no, I see,
A spider web and it's me in the middle,
So I twist and turn,
Here am I in my little bubble,

Singing I, never meant to cause you trouble,
And I, never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh, no I never meant to do you harm.

They spun a web for me...

things i do on my computer....

Heres a list of what i do on my computer...wait uh dont worry its not gunna be listed (if you know what im sayin'?)

the list is numbered, "1" being most of my time on, then "2" being the second most time on thingy(im not good with the explanations)

1. http://aq.com/
this a free mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online role playing game)

2. http://www.battleon.com/
this is a free(kinda) rpg game

3. http://www.youtube.com/user/PlatypussStanley
this is obviously my youtube

4. my opera blog

5. http://wikipedia.org/
the knowledge center of the universe!!!!!

6. and then theres my playlist from playlist.com
i cant really post it up cause everytime i do it requires other people to sign up P:

and thats basically it...almost :wink:

and yes im a nerd but a really cool one

A Song

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!

hing!

It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah!

moo..

baa...

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words, oh nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so
Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonawa
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah!


"?"

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay,
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today,
I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply
that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad,
it's not so bad and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

Push the door, I'm home at last
and I'm soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel
and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

One crazy rap song lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbv96heuZvE

and yeah theres cursing....

Sweet dreams

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

tryin stuff out

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