Monday, 23. November 2009, 08:09:22
There is no escaping, there's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me", but they don't pay no mind...goodbye
Your walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its horrible
Right there is the coroner, waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you
Your a goner he's on to you, out the corner of his corner you he just saw you run
All you want is to rest cause you can't run anymore your done
All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a calotapin while I'm not in and out of ionamin
At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me
Dead bodies behind the counter shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again
Not Again
It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em
Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon
I wonder whats on the tube maybe they'll show some boobs
Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana
Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin
Bust all over the wall panel and
Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using halucenogens
Causing illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Razors, scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end?
Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules to
Me what am I gonna do?
Pay the prodigal son, The Diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughter them
She puts the lotion in the bucket
She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again
I bite and I slash, slice and gash
Last night was a blast I can't quite
Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the jack
My last Vic and a half, a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking tub
Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I outta drink his bathwater
that outta be fun
thats when my days of serial murder
manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curling and screams
Just dont seem to bother me none
It's 3 Am and here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passageway around here
Man theres got to be one, or no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs
It ain't gonna stop me from choppin him up, up
It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door
Bodies laying all over the floor and
I dont remember how they got there but I guess I must've
Killed em, Killed em...
Saturday, 21. November 2009, 03:39:14
Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille
Sharif don't like it
Rockin the casbah
By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric kettle drum
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the sherif
Had cleared the square
They began to wail
Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive
The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way
As soon as Sharif was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as Sharif was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed
Sharif don't like it
Rock the casbah
He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
You know he really hates it.
Thursday, 19. November 2009, 01:47:13
Friday, 13. November 2009, 08:28:29
A candy bar wrapper is not a substitute for a condom
shortcuts are rarely short
drive a truck, park anywhere
having children is a good way of saying "im not gay"
sleep on it
dont ask a barber if you need a haircut
never go on stage and tell a 19 year old gilr who should have won for best video
IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS YOU AUTOMATICLLY WIN THE ARGUMENT
when life gives you melons you know your dyslexic
its considered a form of child abuse to give a child a mullet
duct tape cant fix relationships, but can make them more interesting
using the abbreviation"LOL" shoul not be used in a face to face conversation
every family has a creepy uncle, if you cant find yours, its your dad
mcdonalds is a job, not a career
if you dress like a slut you will be treated like one
theres "a tan" and thens theres orange
unibrows are never sexy,never
she can still get pregnant, yes, even if you do it that way
bananas only come in one color
taco bell is not authentic mexican food
dont refer to sex as "hammertime"
dont call friends by their user name in a face to face conversation
dont use the phrase "potato, potato, tomato, tamato" in writing it wont make sense
this tip violates the first rule of fight club
Tuesday, 10. November 2009, 06:11:07
Dont watch 2 girls 1 cup
sex means gender on a job application, dont answer with "yes please"
if you see a bomb tech running, follow him
check for toilet paper
never wear socks with flip flops. unless your a ninja
finish your beer, there are sober kids in africa
never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time
no one cares if your kid is an honor student, take off the bumper sticker
bathroom first THEN sex, no one wants an accident
thongs are for guys too
$100 basketball shoes dont make you jump higher
women have long hair for a reason
there will be more....end
Sunday, 1. November 2009, 16:11:54
What a thrill...
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill...
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!
I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!
Someday you go through the rain
And someday, you feed on a tree frog
This ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light!
I'd give my life
Not for honour, but for you! Snake Eater
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you! Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream,
Snake Eater!
I am still in a dream,
Snake Eater!
Snake Eater
Monday, 19. October 2009, 03:47:42
aye
bee
see
dee
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gee
ech
eye
jay
kay
el
em
en
oh
pee
cue
are
ess
tee
you
vee
dubayou
ex
why
and zee
Saturday, 17. October 2009, 05:00:29
Oh no, I see,
A spider web is tangled up with me,
And I lost my head,
The thought of all the stupid things I'd said.
Oh no, what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
So I turn to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done,
And I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
And oh no, I never meant to do you harm.
Oh no, I see,
A spider web and it's me in the middle,
So I twist and turn,
Here am I in my little bubble,
Singing I, never meant to cause you trouble,
And I, never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh, no I never meant to do you harm.
They spun a web for me...
Sunday, 11. October 2009, 03:44:38
Heres a list of what i do on my computer...wait uh dont worry its not gunna be listed (if you know what im sayin'?)
the list is numbered, "1" being most of my time on, then "2" being the second most time on thingy(im not good with the explanations)
1.
http://aq.com/ this a free mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online role playing game)
2.
http://www.battleon.com/ this is a free(kinda) rpg game
3.
http://www.youtube.com/user/PlatypussStanley this is obviously my youtube
4. my opera blog
5.
http://wikipedia.org/ the knowledge center of the universe!!!!!
6. and then theres my playlist from playlist.com
i cant really post it up cause everytime i do it requires other people to sign up

and thats basically it...almost

and yes im a nerd but a really cool one
Thursday, 8. October 2009, 01:23:32
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!
hing!
It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah!
moo..
baa...
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words, oh nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, ooh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so
Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonawa
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah!
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