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Waking up in the mornin'feeling like P Diddy

Tonight ima fight til i see the sunlight

Pro Tips

Dont watch 2 girls 1 cup

sex means gender on a job application, dont answer with "yes please"

if you see a bomb tech running, follow him

check for toilet paper

never wear socks with flip flops. unless your a ninja

finish your beer, there are sober kids in africa

never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

no one cares if your kid is an honor student, take off the bumper sticker

bathroom first THEN sex, no one wants an accident

thongs are for guys too

$100 basketball shoes dont make you jump higher

women have long hair for a reason

there will be more....end

Snakes!Pro Tips ii

Comments

Youl Nevrgues 10. November 2009, 14:48

When offered a breath mint or gum, take it.

Linda 10. November 2009, 19:10

This is the best post you've had, Green, IMHO. I enjoyed this. Funny (and smart, too) Reminds me of the SyFy Channel ads, "If you see a large number of animals running in one direction---follow them." :up: :yes:

Good post.

Green 10. November 2009, 22:58

Oh my god, I'm so happy LOL

Maryam 17. November 2009, 10:03

Funny..i enjoyed 2

women have long hair for a reason


u r8

Green 17. November 2009, 10:23

you get it right?

Maryam 17. November 2009, 10:25

mmm..yeah.., n i need ask p:
I mean other list

Green 17. November 2009, 10:35

lol what?

Maryam 17. November 2009, 10:37

Mmm..no..im shy p:

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