Cold Burns & Corrosive Love

Dont watch 2 girls 1 cup

sex means gender on a job application, dont answer with "yes please"

if you see a bomb tech running, follow him

check for toilet paper

never wear socks with flip flops. unless your a ninja

finish your beer, there are sober kids in africa

never take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

no one cares if your kid is an honor student, take off the bumper sticker

bathroom first THEN sex, no one wants an accident

thongs are for guys too

$100 basketball shoes dont make you jump higher

women have long hair for a reason

there will be more....end