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New Military Unit

Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:01:39 PM

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite USMC
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into <insert country here> and have been given the following facts about
Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Any conflict should be over IN A WEEK.


bigsmile

While I clean the coffee off my phone...The Smoke Theory

Comments

Mad Scientistqlue Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:14:35 PM

lol.

Rickcwbywz Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:21:42 PM

No bass boats?

Mad Scientistqlue Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:24:38 PM

Who is Dale Earnhardt by the way? confused.

Rickcwbywz Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:52:50 PM

Car racing is considered a "sport" in the Southern US.
Dale (and his father) are heroes to rednecks. (and my family)

H82typ Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:08:52 PM

Dale Earnhart,Sr.'s nickname was "The Intimidator" because of his aggressive driving style. Some consider him to be one of the finest NASCAR drivers ever, an' then there are the punks who don't.
rip

H82typ Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:10:29 PM

Bass boats, if needed, will be issued prior to deployment. bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:15:46 PM

I don't think most folk around here have even heard of NASCAR. lol.
Then again, it doesn't involve football. p.

H82typ Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:43:41 PM

Their loss. Football,baseball,soccer, Lacrosse - they're all just games compared to NASCAR, my friend! bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, June 4, 2010 12:04:19 AM

pssst football is what you call soccer.

H82typ Friday, June 4, 2010 12:43:43 AM

I knew that! p

L2D2 Friday, June 4, 2010 2:06:34 AM

Right on Dennis~ Where do you sign up? I'll take my .357 magnum varmint gun with me (Shoots .38 longs or .357 magnums) and can be used for deer hunting. Couldn't live in East Texas at all without bass rig. When it isn't fishing, it's used to pull skiers!

Aadil, NASCAR is a big deal, yes, but I'm not a fan. Shhhhh, don't tell anybody! I prefer dragracing involving funny cars, dragsters, and dragster bikes. NASCAR too boring.

H82typ Friday, June 4, 2010 4:06:19 AM

I don't care who sanctions it, Linda, jus' race it 'til the wheels come off! headbang

L2D2 Friday, June 4, 2010 4:17:32 AM

I miss seeing drags every weekend in the 70s. We had a nice strip here called Interstate 20 Raceways and the big guys in dragracing raced here every weekend. It was lovely.

H82typ Friday, June 4, 2010 4:27:01 AM

We had 2 strips on LI when I was growing up, and 4 race tracks. Not counting the Bridgehamton (road)race circuit. We now have none. We still race boats up here,though! bigsmile

Dacotah Friday, June 4, 2010 5:54:26 AM

lol Good one Dennis. bigsmile

Aadil, it's the other way around, what we call soccer you call football. Right?

Rickcwbywz Friday, June 4, 2010 5:21:09 PM

Originally posted by H82typ:

Dale Earnhart,Sr.'s nickname was "The Intimidator"


I passed a big 18 wheeler last night that was painted in the number 08 color theme with "The Intimidator" across the hood.
I grew up in Bristol, TN. I was there when they built the NASCAR track. Sure it's all "turning left" but they do it at 200 mph.
I agree with Linda though. Bristol held the Nationals every year with some of the fastest cars on the 1/4 mile. Everyone grew up building drag cars.

H82typ Friday, June 4, 2010 6:13:37 PM

Rick, that must have cost a pretty penny, there, bud!

At Islip Speedway, they had a run what you brung nite, and demolition derbys bigsmile

Hi, Carol! bigsmile Yeah, football is soccer the world over, except for the US... confused

Sarah angel292005 Friday, June 4, 2010 9:28:02 PM

lmao!

Dacotah Friday, June 4, 2010 10:14:40 PM

Hi Dennis. bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Friday, June 4, 2010 10:30:36 PM

lol rolleyes

L2D2 Saturday, June 5, 2010 4:20:36 AM

They had run as you come races around the area, too, Dennis. Used to make me mad and impatient because the stock cars and street cars would run first in endless, it seemed, race after race of crappy street cars that I didn't want to see. Sometimes we would arrive late just so I didn't have to look at the amateurs. And those Funny Cars and Dragsters and even some of the dragster bikes hit over 200mph. That's why they had to have parachutes to slow them down at the end of the quarter mile.

H82typ Saturday, June 5, 2010 4:44:58 AM

*nods* Hell, I'd watch all of it, usually from the pits. Awsome sounds those cars made back then! Full race, high lift cams would almost sound like two drummers, one doing doublets - the other doing paradiddles. The two together would sound like two HD's running at different idle speeds, side by side with you in the middle. headbang

Rickcwbywz Saturday, June 5, 2010 6:25:02 AM

OOOOOOH! You just reminded me of a sound from my younger days!
2:00 in the morning, quiet all over town, maybe a little stoned, (don't judge, I did say I was young) My Harley 74 pan and a bud's knuckle head side by side on the street, light to light. OMG I will never forget that sound!

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, June 5, 2010 7:40:20 PM

I used to do some freelance security/access control work at Kyalami. it's certainly a noisy experience. scared.

H82typ Saturday, June 5, 2010 7:45:44 PM

lol up @ both y'all!

Phantom2 Sunday, June 6, 2010 7:17:18 AM

Wooo Hoooo! I'm IN!! headbang

DeeDeeTogaOga Sunday, June 6, 2010 7:58:21 PM

oooookaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!! lol! gotta share this one with facebook. how funny

H82typ Sunday, June 6, 2010 8:32:39 PM

bigsmile

L2D2 Monday, June 7, 2010 8:36:39 AM

Dennis, I tried to share this on FB. Guess what? They wouldn't post it. Said the content had been blocked because it had been marked as abusive or spammy. Sheesh! You are such an abuser, and do you like Spam? I have a sneaking liking for Spam in a can. Cover it with BBQ sauce and cook it on a grill, then make sandwich of it. Not bad when you're hungry.

Abusive! I'm supposed to let them know if I don't agree with that. Idiots

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, June 7, 2010 9:21:03 AM

lol

Rickcwbywz Monday, June 7, 2010 1:12:08 PM

Well, us rednecks are a very sensitive bunch!

H82typ Monday, June 7, 2010 1:27:12 PM

lol That's odd. Togaoga copied it and put it up somewhere on her page. sherlock

CharlieBAMAToNE Monday, June 7, 2010 7:10:12 PM

lol Those terrorists don't stand a chance!

H82typ Monday, June 7, 2010 8:40:07 PM

bigsmile cheers Ain' that th' truth! lol

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, June 7, 2010 8:46:40 PM

But remember, squirrels don't shoot back! whistle.

L2D2 Monday, June 7, 2010 11:09:54 PM

I probably could have copied and pasted it into a comment and got by with it, but I did the FB Share thingey, and it didn't work.

None of my umpteen folks on FB would mark it as abusive----they'd be asking where do you sign up.

H82typ Tuesday, June 8, 2010 3:53:34 AM

Squirrels are good eatin', Aadil! Ya gotta trap 'em, though. Shootin' them, hell, you just wind up with havin' to clean the birdshot out of them too. left Otherwise you'll most likely lose a tooth. p

L2D2 Tuesday, June 8, 2010 5:57:42 AM

I've never eaten squirrel and found shot in it, but I have eaten pheasant and bitten down on birdshot. When I was a little girl, my best friend lived on a farm of 300 acres. When Grampa would come to visit, he's bring his gun and go squirrel hunting. Nearly always came home with some. Mrs. Ramsey would make squirrel stew, and boil head along with the rest of the cut up squirrel. It used to fascinate me, and I'd sit at the table, not moving and afraid to breathe, because he would always get the skull, take the handle of his knife, crack the skull, then suck out the brains. Oh, boy, I was just paralyzed with awe and disbelief every time he did that. I thought sure he was from another planet.lol

Rickcwbywz Tuesday, June 8, 2010 6:30:46 PM

Originally posted by L2D2:

crack the skull, then suck out the brains.


yikes

Hunt them with a 22 and just shoot them in the head.
I once took a friend squirrel hunting. His first time. He had the 22 and I was carrying a 44 mag carbine. (I wasn't hunting).
A squirrel backed up into a fork and friend couldn't see him. I told him to watch where he goes and I would shoot the limb and make him move.
I shot... the limb and two pieces of the squirrel fell to the ground.

Rickcwbywz Tuesday, June 8, 2010 6:32:23 PM

Who would have thought a "redneck" story would bring this much attention?

H82typ Tuesday, June 8, 2010 11:45:05 PM

Must've been the mention of the beer left lol

Mad Scientistqlue Wednesday, June 9, 2010 1:58:56 AM

Just the thought of a bunch o' buck tooth nuts in red tartan jackets is enough to get people's attention. lol.

L2D2 Wednesday, June 9, 2010 6:13:43 AM

Rick http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/LOL.gif - about the squirrel story.

Aadil, hey, you're talking about mine and Rick's kinfolk! http://files.myopera.com/L2D2/STUFF/Smilies//JC-ROFL.gif - http://files.myopera.com/L2D2/STUFF/Smilies//JC-hysterical.gif -

Rickcwbywz Wednesday, June 9, 2010 11:55:54 AM

Oh, If you think that's funny...
Four of us went bow hunting for deer up in VA one year. Each got a corner of a little clearing surrounded by woods. I was across from Jack and could just make him out sitting by a big log. He was dressed in those over-alls that look like train engineers. Two does came out and we held still. Sure enough, a big buck stepped out about five mins later. Closer to Jack, he would move every time the deer put his head down. Soon he was standing and about to draw the bow. Dead quiet and then AGGGGGGGGG!!!! Jack jumping and hollering. The buck long gone.

Seems there had been a squirrel playing on the log he was sitting by. The squirrel never spooked as Jack moved slowly but when he swung the bow up to pull, the squirrel panicked and ran straight up the loose leg of the cover-alls Jack was wearing. Needless to say he was more interested in saving himself than getting the shot. scared

Mad Scientistqlue Wednesday, June 9, 2010 12:09:39 PM

That thar squirrel wanted nuts! lol

DeeDeeTogaOga Wednesday, June 9, 2010 6:55:56 PM

@L2D2 i just made a note because that happened to me too!

L2D2 Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:30:28 AM

Rick, I remember the deer story you posted. I'm not sure whether to believe you now or not. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin.gif -

Rickcwbywz Thursday, June 10, 2010 5:10:25 PM

I shortened it here but it happened just like that. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

L2D2 Friday, June 11, 2010 6:22:28 AM

It seems that funny things happen to you more than most people. You seem to be a magnet for unusual and/or weird happenings. Must be fun being married to you. lol

Rickcwbywz Friday, June 11, 2010 4:49:35 PM

Shhhhhhhh! She thinks I'm normal.

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