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Darth Vader Strikes Back

There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of EMPIRE STRIKES BACK coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of Episode 1 & 2...

The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!

{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.}

{Darth Vader looks after him.}

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

Rules for 60+22 year old deaf man has leg amputated, hilarity ensues...

Comments

Peterpman45 Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:33:41 AM

What ...... No mention of his twin sister? lol

H82typ Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:38:01 AM

lol

Peterpman45 Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:39:15 AM

bigsmile

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:25:22 AM

And Darth Vader didn't even offer to take him fishing! rolleyes

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:57:56 AM

lol.

Cleanclean Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:41:22 AM

lol When will Lucas stop messing with the classics? wink

L2D2 Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:15:31 AM

What a dysfunctional family. They need counseling.

H82typ Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:57:06 AM

Wasn't Princess Leia his half-sister? p

Bad WolfCois Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:10:58 PM

lol lol i really laughed.. p

L2D2 Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:03:08 PM

Does anyone know or remember why Darth Vader had to wear the mask in the first place? If I knew, I've forgotten. Was he missing a nose or something?

Cleanclean Thursday, July 28, 2011 9:34:50 PM

I believe his suit was a sort of closed life support system, which Palpatine went to the trouble of creating for Vader because he was the most powerful apprentice he'd had (though I don't recall Vader going toe to claw with Yoda like Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus did in Episode II). That and the fact that, at the end of Episode III, he was burned horribly and Palpatine had trouble looking at him. "Oh, those beautiful features", Palpatine would lament in his quieter moments. "Consigned to the flames. The rebels will pay for this!"

L2D2 Friday, July 29, 2011 3:20:14 AM

So what caused the heavy, mechanical breathing?

H82typ Friday, July 29, 2011 4:54:43 AM

If memory serves, his airway was also burned in the fire, and was compromised, Linda.

Peterpman45 Friday, July 29, 2011 12:15:25 PM

I'll have to dust off my DVD player one of these days. sherlock

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, July 29, 2011 2:35:27 PM

If you've ever worn a gas mask, you'd realise that 'heavy breathing' is just par for the course in that getup. p.

Peterpman45 Friday, July 29, 2011 2:47:16 PM

Gurgle

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Friday, July 29, 2011 11:29:56 PM

Mechanical legs, mechanical hand, breathing system; he was a cyborg.

Bad WolfCois Saturday, July 30, 2011 7:56:51 AM

vibrator for penis?

H82typ Saturday, July 30, 2011 11:49:23 PM

Hey! irked get outa my head, you! p

DavidRavo Sunday, July 31, 2011 12:32:17 AM

Hahaha! The dialog makes me reflect on how I treated my employees back in the day.....yikes

H82typ Sunday, July 31, 2011 3:39:16 PM

lol Hi, David! You weren't really that mean, were you? bigeyes

DavidRavo Sunday, July 31, 2011 4:01:59 PM

Yep, I wore spurs to work and carried a Cat O' Nine tails! bigsmile

L2D2 Sunday, July 31, 2011 8:01:49 PM

Ah, the kind of employer I was used to.

theoddbod Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:26:03 PM

All I'll say is that cutting off Luke's right hand was perhaps too harsh a punishment for masturbation, even if a dog-eared copy of Wookie Lovers Weekly was involved p

DeeDeeTogaOga Saturday, August 13, 2011 3:54:31 AM

heehee

MettePusilille Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:20:38 AM


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Peterpman45 Wednesday, August 24, 2011 11:11:34 AM

Happy Birthday Dennis. cheers

Suntana Wednesday, August 24, 2011 4:09:58 PM

Happy Getting Plastered Day

Happy Birthday, Dennis!

Harry Scrivenharrytheman Wednesday, August 24, 2011 9:26:18 PM

Happy birthday. You kept that quiet. party

theoddbod Wednesday, August 24, 2011 9:52:02 PM

It's that time of year again? bigeyes

Happy Birthday, whippersnapper p

H82typ Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:00:11 AM

lol Thanks, all y'all! heart happy beer beer beer knockout

Peterpman45 Thursday, August 25, 2011 9:41:16 AM

cheers

Mad Scientistqlue Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:21:37 PM

A belated happy birthday old man. up.

Cleanclean Thursday, August 25, 2011 9:37:46 PM

Same here. doh Happy late birthday! party

DeeDeeTogaOga Thursday, August 25, 2011 10:31:22 PM

one cannot have too many happy birthdays

H82typ Friday, August 26, 2011 4:27:44 AM

Agreed. One cannot have too many birthdays, period! bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, August 26, 2011 1:37:37 PM

but one can certainly have too few birthdays. scared.

L2D2 Friday, August 26, 2011 6:14:17 PM

I haven't been on in a couple days, so I missed your birthday. Hope you had a great day Dennis. Belated happy birthday wishes and may you have many more.

MettePusilille Friday, August 26, 2011 6:23:40 PM


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H82typ Friday, August 26, 2011 7:06:44 PM

Is... is that popcorn? I love popcorn! Thanks, Mette!

@ Linda: I'm just happy to see you out and about! bigsmile

@ Aadil: I'm kind of old enough for that not to bother me. left much. bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, August 27, 2011 4:40:42 PM

Die young, live forever! p.

H82typ Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:18:11 AM

lol My immortality is ensured. I am, after all, a member of the OC.

MettePusilille Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:57:36 AM

OC can for sure be the other way around too, but for YOU I hope you in another many-many years will be telling new members how life was back in the early 2010 coffee Yes, I think it is pop corn happy Love it to, Dennis bigsmile Enjoy! (I love those faces though )
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Edward Piercyedwardpiercy Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:52:47 PM

I hear the revised extra scene also had this little bit of info.


Luke: Yeah well, well...I had sex with my sister! Ha! Betcha didn't expect that one!

Darth Vader: Neophyte! I had sex with Leia too! Who wouldn't with her dressed in that hot harem outfit!?



H82typ Friday, November 11, 2011 4:57:11 AM

bigeyes OMG! yes lol

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